How do I get a graduate position?

That's just hot. I would fuck a girl whose weight starts with 2.

>How do I get a graduate position?
Did you graduate yet?

Take the GRE, get letters of recommendation, apply to 5 colleges, pay $300 in application fees, get rejected by 4 of them, hope the last one has funding for you.

>when she doesn't have a hymen

Neck yourself, pedo scum

Are you fucking retarded?

when her IQ starts with 5

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learn to fuck

no really, this is how half of the grad students got there

>when her dick count is over 5

thats gonna be a yikes for me

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I want a child.

For what purpose..?

wtf kind of women are you dating? I haven't even met one with more than two dicks.

hmmmm
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Whats wrong with five penises on your woman user?

Is this an american thing? I know women in general don't like to date short guy but being this obsessed?

I'm 180cm which is like 5.9 and something more and I am considered on the tall side

>5.9

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American woman are usually shorter than men here. It's a projection from short virgins.

That's a really confusing measurement system.
the decimal part is the fraction of the foot or is referred to inches?

I'm between 5.9 and 6 feet. To be more precise 5 feet and 11 inches

I'm 5'7" living in America and I've had a few girlfriends and plenty of options. My brother is 5'6" and same story. I know a 5'5" dude who has a really hot girlfriend. I think this is mostly an internet thing. The three of us are all somewhat Jow Forums and masculine so maybe this meme comes from desmasculanised males on the internet, who knows.

>5.9
>considered on the tall side
based gook

maybe I'm confused by the burger measurement system.
I'm in 75-th percentile in the US so in the tall side for burgers too

"The average height for men has been tracked over the years and has been increasing. Looking at the broad average across the United States, the National Center for Health Statistics has reported that the average height for an adult male in 69.3 inches (176.1 centimeters), or roughly 5 feet 9 inches."
You are the average height in burgerland

181 cm is what I meant but burgerland imperial system is really confusing

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google convert 5.9 feet in ~179.8 cm
5.9 feet not 5 feet 9 inches

... epbp

>when her IQ has only 2 digits

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multiply by 3 you retard
also they don't count blowjobs

Can you introduce me to this woman with six penises? Purely for reasons of curiosity.

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>when her IQ starts with 5

Cause it's a redpilled MGTOW gif maybe

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To
f u g g.
Consenually, of course, in a jurisdiction where it is legal.

Oh hey, it's Suleiman the Magnificent.

Vanity isn't a masculine trait, Jow Forumsurd.

Thank for only decent piece of advice in this thread

What if her IQ is 500+?

Yeah, that's how retarded burgers are, you can't even do normal math with their units

>tfw 5'10"
Feels bad man

>older brother is 5'11
>younger brother is 6'3
>I'm 5'9

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>tfw 5'3, almost 30, and will never get a gf

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based turkish soap opera watcher

Literally manlet

>when her age starts with 3

>he doesn't like 3 y o little princesses
what are you gay

When your weight in kilograms starts with 1.

this show was way better than game of thrones. even though it was 200 episodes of 99% filler.