What's the oldest/slowest computer you have online?

Shitpost from it.

>Dell Latitude E6400
>P8700
>4GB chink RAM
>chink battery
>chink charger
>old as fuck 40GB Intel SSD
>Kubuntu
100% shitposting perfection, 0 housefires, yet.

THICC

i second

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comfy is right, beautiful thing

Also this thing. I can't believe a device this slow can run Jedi Academy and Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

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Nice, what model? what OS? what kind of battery life do you get?

pandorawiki.org/Main_Page
repo.openpandora.org/
Once got 12 hours of Gameboy and SNES emulation on an international flight

thats exactly what I'm looking for it for.
Travel a lot for work and usually take my X260 and can get a 12hr flight watching video off that but want something smaller.

oh shit you can fucking move the webcam.
nice.

I got Arch running awfully once on one of those shitty godawful Android netbooks that were sold at drug stores like CVS and Walgreens

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>640 ram
>say 2MB RAM on the device
Why would you downgrade it?

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jesus christ fine ill explain. 2mb battery-backed ramdisk, with up to 640 kb of that allocated as system memory

sexy as fuck

Actually set up and working:
Pentium 1 with win98
What I could do but dont really see why I should: 286 PC with network card
Maybe even a PC XT but I don't know if that main board even works

>Sound Blaster 16
Does it work well in the 8bit isa slot?

why shouldn't it?

>Actually set up and working:
>Pentium 1 with win98
Oh hey, got a 233MMX with 98SE. Well, it's not running normally, but it's just a matter of plugging the cable in and pressing the switch.

Most clones I tried had issues

>What I could do but dont really see why I should: 286 PC with network card
>Maybe even a PC XT but I don't know if that main board even works
Go deeper: Get a Commodore Amiga with hardware PC emulation expansion like KCS, AtOnce or Golden Gate and get it networking somehow.

But that's just a frankensteins monster
I also own a C64 and an atari 800xl

Has a 25mhz 486SX and but I have a DX50 or 66 overdrive in the mail. I also have a Compaq 286 laptop but I don't have a PSU for it and I don't even know if it works. The model is known for caps going bad in it but its physically brand new looking. No pics of it though.

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Yup, works just fine. However, it's a PnP version, so I needed to add the configuration utility to autoexec.bat. Apparently it uses 80186 instructions, so you need to have a V20 fitted. Shouldn't be an issue with older cards that use jumpers for configuration.

Generic bentium shitbox from the mid 90s.
Not the oldest around, but it doesn't rely on a modern proxy or sbc 50x as powerful as itself to get online either.

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The webkit render proxy is pretty cool though, you should try that one

>It doesn't rely on a modern proxy or sbc 50x as powerful as itself to get online either
The oldest thing I've managed to achieve that with is a Performa 6320CD.
I'm insterested in this. Link?

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github.com/tenox7/wrp
virtuallyfun.com/2014/03/11/web-rendering-proxy-update/

nice user

Is that ARM or MIPS based?

I have one of those but I don't have either the RAM or a power brick. It just sits in my shelve, looking aesthetic.

>2014
Might as well use Classilla

Last update to the script was 4 months ago, and even if it was outdated it still would not matter much since webkit is separate from it

I see. I'll give it a try then.

best in thread

>pandorashit
just get a gpd win if you want to play games on a pocket pc

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Original Pandora was great, it came out 10 years ago though, maybe you're confusing it with Pyra. The only problem with Pandora is that it's outdated now.
If you want to play games, wait for a GPD Win 2 Max or at least Win 2. The original Win has more flaws than worth it.

Think of the scrap metal you could use on that.

Would buy this if it had newer high end guts.
Why are all modern computers dressed in latex (black)?

>Why are all modern computers dressed in latex (black)?
There are two problems with bright plastic:
- you can see dirt much better
- metallic painted plastic was popular in the mid 2000s, when the paint rubs off it computer looks VERY ugly

Why not the old school colour tones (like the skin coloured tones)?

The people who bought computers in the 1980s and early 1990s were mostly businesses that wanted something that looked like another appliance
Consumers today want flashy and slick crap

Fuck the UI looks so good. Why can't we go back?

A 486 DX2
I don't have it plugged in at the moment since I was going to upgrade some things on it but I've got 2 CF cards for it, one with Win 3.1 and one with Win95 OSR2. Was looking to load OS/2 Warp 4 on it but the partitioning tool did not like the CF card, so I may set that up in PCEM and image the CF card to run on real hardware.
I've got thousands of DOS and Win3.1 games on a network share that I pull from on the PC. Its nice to just search the share for a game and just pull from it then having to load from a floppy, floppy emulator, or CD.

Sony VAIO PCG-U1 & U3

Sony VAIO PCG-U1Summary
Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition 32-bit SP2
CPU: Transmeta CrusoETM5800 (867 MHz) 0.13um Technology
RAM: 240MB
Graphics: Sony Notebook LCD (1024x768@60Hz) ATI video (Sony)
Storage: 18GB TOSHIBA MK2003GAH (ATA)
Audio: YAMAHA AC-XG Audio Device

Sony VAIO PCG-U3 Summary
Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition 32-bit SP3
CPU: Transmeta CrusoETM5800 (933 MHz) 0.13um Technology
RAMl: 488MB
Graphics: Sony Notebook LCD (1024x768@70Hz) ATI video (Sony)
Storage: 29GB KingSpec KSD-CF18.6-032MS (SSD)
Optical Drives: No optical disk drives detected
Audio: YAMAHA AC-XG Audio Device

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Working: late 90s industrial PII-300 running Win98
Possibly working but hasn't been touched in over a decade: mid-80s Taiwanese PC/XT clone
Hopelessly broken: 50s Odhner-type calculator

Sony PictureBook

PCG-C1MR/BP C1 PictureBook
Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition 32-bit
CPU: Transmeta CrusoETM5600 667 MHz 0.18um Technology
RAM: 368MB
Graphics: Sony Notebook LCD (1280x600) (1280x600@60Hz) ATI video (Sony)
Storage: 18GB IC25N020ATDA04-0 (ATA) 32 C
Optical Drives: No optical disk drives detected
Audio: YAMAHA AC-XG Audio Device

PCG-C1MSX C1 Picture Book
Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition 32-bit
CPU: Transmeta CrusoETM5800 733 MHz 0.13um Technology
RAM: 368MB
Graphics: Sony Notebook LCD (1280x600) (1280x600@60Hz) ATI video (Sony)
Storage: 93GB TOSHIBA MK1031GAS (ATA) 30 C
Optical Drives: No optical disk drives detected
Audio: YAMAHA AC-XG Audio Device

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the browser for Commodore 64 doesn't support https, so you can't do jack shit with it, it's also insanely slow. I wasted a lot of money and even met up with a fat old guy wearing a towel in the middle of the night to get all the parts including the same monitor, was not worth it, it's just collecting dust

Consumers just want something that works 2bh.
Morons or rich people buy things for looks.

I love that computer, I have three of those myself. The calculator app might be the most advanced RPN environment ever made.

I mainly use my 200LX's to store my passwords because nobody can hack 'em.

Usually a 1996-ish Pentium Pro or PPC 604 machine depending on what I feel like messing with. I don't like the web with less than 128 MiB of RAM.

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Is that one of those Radius tilty monitors? I had one at my office in the early '90s, it was great. I think it did 8 bit greyscale.

I wish, it's a Micron OEM'd... something. I have no idea who actually made it, looks nice when it's clean though, and it's quite practical for shitboxes.

Probably should use my 200 or 95LX for that, sounds like a good idea.

OLPC (one laptop per child)

>433mhz AMD Geode
>256mb ram
>802.11b

I have XFCE running on mine. Haven't used it in quite a while.

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posting on this one right now.

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I don't have it set up right now but the oldest machine I ever got connected to the internet was an IBM AT. 8MHz 80286, 2MB of RAM (I forget whether the part of that above 640K was EMS or XMS or whatever the fuck), its original 30MB HDD, and a 3Com Etherlink NIC. Not all original, has some Trident VGA card in it, not an EGA one.

well yeah but then the machine you're telnetting into is doing the heavy lifting. Here's Arachne running directly on mine, no modern machine in the way. This empty image took a good 60 seconds to download and render. TLS was of course out of the question but if I remember correctly sites like motherfuckingwebsite.com worked fine. The NIC was good for about 50KB/s just FTPing to my main computer, but Arachne took a lot longer than that to load anything (and hammered the hell out of that poor old drive doing it)

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>Oldest
IBM R40 from 2003, was given to me by a friend of the family quite a few years ago. Picture is a bit dated but should move over the point.
>Intel Mobile Pentium 4-M
>40GB HDD
>1400x1050 CCFL backlight screen in perfect shape

Running Lubuntu, mostly used as a typing machine since the keyboard is pretty GOAT though CPU fan died a couple years back and couldn't be bothered to replace but it should be in working order otherwise.

>Slowest
Mothers old Toshiba Netbook, running on some of the very earliest Intel Atom CPU's, struggling with Linux mint and god forbid Windows 7. Refuses to change over to something more usable.

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PowerBook 1400c.

>the machine you're telnetting into is doing the heavy lifting.
It's just parsing the Jow Forums API, not that heavy. But fair enough.
>Here's Arachne running directly on mine, no modern machine in the way.
I tried to get Arachne running on my XT, but it turns out I don't even have enough space in the drive to install it. And XT-IDEs are too expensive for my NEET budget.
By the way, here's the machine I was telnetting into. Sun Ultra Enterprise 250 from 1998. Not that old, but not exactly new either.

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Thinkpad r50e

Are you even really online if you can't post to Jow Forums on it?

what anime?

Of course it can't do HTTPS, how the fuck are you doing to do RSA on a 6581?

elonex 386 with 4MB memory and a 400Mhz cpu

one of these numbers is not like the other...

>400MHz 386

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Those are awesome user