Houston texas is the next scilicon valley, yall, and we love the bible and the first and second ammendment

Houston texas is the next scilicon valley, yall, and we love the bible and the first and second ammendment.

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It's a shithole with some industry.

Texans are luddites. They didn't even start using smartphones until they saw trump use them in 2016. To they are basically "just now" getting computers. But it is kind of based and redpilled because the north paid all the investment money when computers were expensive and now the computers are dirt cheap. Literally dirt is more expensive than people think.

Nah, NoVa is the only part of the south that hasn't relegated itself to uselessness forever. Other than being a plentiful source of cannon fodder in exchange for enough welfare to keep them out of third world poverty that is.

Tech illiterate luddites are the stereotypical redpill gobblers. Or maybe you don't understand the origin of the term "redpilled"

How do you know someones a Texan? Don't worry, they'll tell you

You won’t much longer because Bay Area people are flooding Houston en masse and they will stay blue and pro big government.

>guns good
>bible good

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>what is texas instruments?
>what is AT&T?
>what is the oil industry?

They ruined CO too, this is also the 8th blatant Jow Forums spillover thread I scrolled past a monitor or so. Fuck are mods doing?

this guy rules. you mad cause calvin is pissing on you shitlib?

tabor and rednecks within CO ruined CO. ever wonder why there's no money to accommodate the infrastructure improvements the population boom demands? tabor.

Hahaha shitlibs BTFO!

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That's a strange way of saying Dallas Texas.

He seems deplorable, yet if the word "man" were replaced with the word "woman" I'd be so hard right now

what do Texan Tech QT's look like?

>we love the bible
Screw religion, there I said it. I don't give an honest fuck what your religion is as long as it's personal and out of goverment, not try to force it and not harming people financially, physically, mentally etc. Worship sky jigglypuff for all I care. And also no, Christians, you are still the majority of the country and are not an oppressed group of people you act like reverse sjws when you freak out about coffee cups.

>Y'all
Fucking die fuck you and fuck your Bible and fuck your bigotry anti gay bullshit if it's not effecting you you have NO RIGHT to hate it

Song for OP to understand what his Bible does to people youtu.be/lf60tllaLIQ

>____ is the next Silicon Valley!

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>what is NASA?
>what is Raytheon?

OP is an ignorant neet

They wear 10 gallon hats and seductively say y'all with a drawl as soothing as a computer writing to magnetic tape

> christians
> giving a fuck about the first amendment
this has got to be bait or you're a moron? hard to tell.

Are you a leftie piece of shit?

Nigga id used to work in Texas back in the Carmack days along with a bunch of other developers. They're still headquartered there. They also have several of the best colleges around.

>I Don't Know what Rednecks are or where the Term Came from: the Post

Rednecks are pure racists and retarded to boot fuck all rednecks

Remember not to fall for the tolerance meme, leftists aren't people its not morally wrong to use your constitutional rights.

you do know meanings of words change over time, yes?

You mean, Austin. Austin is already nicknamed Silicon Hills because of the amount of tech companies, both big tech and start-ups there.

Texas is one of the most highly-developed and advanced state in the nation. Why do we have this stupid stereotype?

Texas Tech is a university in Lubbock. If you're asking about tech workers in Texas, most of them are Asian, hapa, and white men, but there are a few white women in tech too.

You're thinking of hicks, you're a redneck.

Sure, yeah, I'll concede to that. Unfortunately there is no evidence that redneck has actually changed.

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Yea, we get everyone who disagrees is evil nazi racist white males even when the are indian, black, or cartoon frogs. Redneck, rural, etc. and you hate the south because that's where the majority of black people are.
Luckily there's are technologies to mitigate your bigotry, industrial ovens for instance.

Hick doesn't really describe what he's talking about either. A hick is someone from a small town.

The term you're looking for is white trash

Christians are the ones who wanted everything censored and obscenity laws in the 80s and early 90s because >muh satanism.

Christians don't give a fuck about freedom of speech

Ah get no preblum with ye mister

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nice try faggot, when they come to texas they're not going to your shithole toilet they're coming to richardson/plano its already begun

Houston is NOT a SHITHOLE.

I know it is, but the Californians leaving their shithole are going to ruin it in the next few years.
You saw how blue the state votes now, didn't you?

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Yup. The First Amendment was made by the Deist Founding Fathers precisely because Christians were falling over themselves trying to make theocracies around their particular sects.
The reason America was colonized was due to religious persecution of Christians by other Christians.
Fascism always comes around to bite you in the ass.

no no you're right, it's just the most massive garbage dump in the state of Texas

Dallas. Way more jobs/companies.

Texas is going to be the next california in about 10 years or so. Enjoy it while it lasts friend.
>t. texan whose city has been invaded by californians and faggots for decades

Kek, if anybody unironically believes this, they're stupid. Houston is full of katriniggers, spics, and the chinks we have are vietnamese bugs. Anywhere with too many browns is bound to fail, the only reason california manages to pull it off is because they practically have segregation with their housing.

>california manages to pull it off
Define "pull it off" because it's a hellhole for a normal person to live in.

"Pull it off" as in that's where silicon valley and most other major tech companies have their HQs located. Not saying it's not a terrible state, but that's where all the tech is at.

Queen

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Well yeah capital was invested there decades ago, and that stuff usually doesn't move. Texas has a ton of capital invested in it as well (medical field, oil, tech, etc.) so it'll be a big money maker even as the middle class inevitable disappears. At least until the entire system collapses anyway.

Dirt is cheap. Transporting dirt is expensive.

t. Coastal retard

You mean the next Atlantis.

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FUCK JANNIES
FUCK LIBERALS
FUCK WEST COAST
FUCK EAST COAST
FUCK DEMOCRATS
BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK NIGGERS

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>we love the bible and the first and second ammendment.
Yeah, that's not going to be the case when the "silicon valley" types move in (to speak nothing of the blue-voting flood crossing the southern border).

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>bible
>religion in 2019
ahahahahaha
>he still thinks the second amendment means everyone has the rights to a gun without any reason
It's like dumb rednecks only read the parts that they want to believe. Kind of like the bible.

Iowa's not very close to Texas, my dude.

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It's almost like the people who founded this country did to because they wanted to practice their own religion. And then in order to found it they needed to arm themselves sufficiently to successfully rebel against a major military world power of the time.

Blame google.

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Friendly reminder that all gun laws are unconstitutional.

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It's like dumb liberals don't understand there wasn't a standing army when the constitution was written.

When they wrote the 2nd amendment though could they honestly ever think we would have the insane weapons we have now? I mean that's something I think people overlook. Like where does the limit end? I mean obviously you can't have your own personal nuke silo.

Amend the constitution if you don't like it faggot.

Yeah on back now boy

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Wow okay don't need to that that as offensive. I'm not trying to take all your damn guns away bro.

at least it's not freakin San Hambonio

Houston user here, what's wrong with San antonio?

Houston doesn't love any of those things. It's demographics are the same as California and Texas will be a Blue state soon.

Next silicon valley is where AI research is currently being concentrated.
It's not in the USA....

>could they honestly ever think we would have the insane weapons we have now?
Does it matter? Surely they knew that, wherever the tech went, tyrannical government's would be all over that shit. It doesn't make sense that an amendment literally designed to protect people's power to hold their government accountable as the final check when all other checks and balances have failed would itself have a balance against the very people the government is supposed to be serving.

the virgin houston, dallas, austin vs the chad anchorage

ins't texas full of mexicans?

>Texas will be a blue state soon
Have you looked at any political maps of Texas lately? Texas gets redder each election.

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No you're a fucking retard. 2016 election was more blue than the 2012 one. The 2018 election was way way more blue than the 2014 one. In fact, some stupid faggot LARPing as a mexican almost won the senate race (lost by like 3 points).

Yeah right. Try the Austin-San Antonio Central Texas hub. No one actually wants to live in your muggy, obese, shithole flood-quarter swamp.

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