Chairs

I'm all for stupid needless gadgets like this. It adds to aesthetic.

And how they are charged?

braps

We need this NOW.

Charged?

What?

Do you want one or not, they're $299.

>walk into conference room
>5 minutes early to meeting and nobody else is there yet
>sit down at table
>notice very quiet music coming from the teleconferencing system
>slowly getting louder
>start to hear singing in what sounds like arabic
>try to get up to go turn it off
>can't
>chair trapped you at the table
>try to slide out the side
>immediately blocked by 2 other chairs shifting over
>music still getting louder
>the second it's time for the meeting to start the music suddenly stops
>as soon as you start wondering wtf just happened each chair loudly screams "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" from the built in speaker you didn't even know they had
>1 chair at a time, each time getting closer to your chair
>still trapped
>the screams of shitty plastic jihad are now 2 chairs away
>1 chair away
>stops
>wtf
>can now get up normally
>head to the door planning on bitching at IT to fix this shit
>put hand on doorknob
>immediately all chairs scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" simultaneously
>turn knob and try to throw open the door in panic
>too late
>all the chairs launch at the table at mach speed
>force of impact causes the batteries in all of the chairs to detonate with the force of 100 note 7s

This is retarded beyond belief. The money those thing would cost is exorbitant. First to buy then maintain or replace. You'd have to pay people to look after the inner workings and fix them when they brake.
How stable are they to sit on? What happens when one moves behind some ones back and they trip over it or sit down when they think it's somewhere it's not? Company law suite that's what.

how much does your chair cost Jow Forums?

are you a little bitch?

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R$ 50. I'm no bitch, kiddo.

are they american sized?

>letting spics into your building

What if rolled out of the room?

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But then u have the problem we have today, mexicans and niggers everywhere OUTSIDE WORK!

Omg no

I would shit myself if a chair did that

lmao i want to see the aftermath

Can it survive being thrown off a building?

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This is the power of technology? Pointless shit. Make some fuck dolls!

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Only little babbys own Aerons. If you are spending that kind of money at least check out other HM products that are more comfortable but also ergonomic instead of choosing the literal Redditor chair.

Steelcase leap >>> . More ergonomic. Better built. More comfortable. More adjustments.

learned englishing ?

>babbys
babies

Chairorism?

Like $70 originally. Fixed it first time with stainless steel hardware for $5. Fixed it second time with hose clamps for

>Chairs
>Coming soon to a cinema near you!

Lazy fuckers can't be asked to push their own chairs under a table after using them.

>People are so lazy that chairs need to be motorised
God forbid that people push their chairs back in once they're done. Jesus

>Gaming chairs converting estrogen-laced goys to homosexuality by force
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this

this, the waste of resources if astounding sometimes

FUCK
YOU

Holy shit I'm pretty sure my last company had those chairs
They were like $1500 and I could never get comfortable in them
My current company has $50 chairs and they're infinitely more comfy

build wall deport them all

What good chairs can I get in Europe for around 200€?

>there are subhumans out there who don't push chairs in
there is much that needs to be cleansed from this earth

underrated

>/obj/ fuel

I thought the same thing. This will be for big businesses with money to waste and nothing else.

about 3 fiddy

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how do I achieve this level?

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>double wheels in the back
>the width of the seat
>80s turbo sports car font on the side
>seatbelts
too bad its fwd

gas turbine

could become a creepypaste if the second another person entered the room all the chairs went quiet and did not make another sound.

this is now a sitting solution thread
>more then 15 years old, got it from my parents when i moved since it was still good but they wanted to get a new one anyway
>almost no upholstery left, my cat has destroyed the back of the chair.
>armrest broke so i fixed it with industrial zipties.
>wheels dont roll anymore.
>poured half a can of wd-40 into it to stop the squeaking.
all in all a good chair

Kino

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

link to video?

This just reminds me of Virtual Insanity
youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

my company just hired me, my OCD prevents me from leaving a room without placing *everything* in the "right" place according to my own arbitrary rules

>2019
>not using standing desk with your own standing stool
>having heart attacks every two weeks because of sitting

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If you are on a stool you aren't standing you are still sitting/leaning

would sniff the one on the right

What devilry is this

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Each chair will now be an extra $500 more expensive. They will regularly break and need replacement after Big Bertha from accounting sites in it.

one with the red button would do better with a monopod foot

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some burger is going to ask why the chair doesn't take him places

hers is dildo-terminated

Fuck you boomer, those 2 mexicans now have to live in your country

If this is in China those chairs are gonna kill somebody

When I was 14 the office I worked at was throwing out their chairs. I'm almost 30 now and I still use that chair. Pretty sure it was like 5 years old when I got my hands on it.

Almost my entire skeleton and ass basically feel pain 24/7. And this is with 2 pillows on it.
What a mess.

youtu.be/M03qn8ntbFc?t=678

100%

i wanna race on it

This it's overkill for anything but conference rooms where you can't get cheap jannies

It cost about 1.2k euros.

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Any of you nibbas got a Humanscale Freedom chair with headrest? Looks comfy and a few hundred bucks office surplus. Got an Aeron chair at work, boy are they overrated.

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It's from Ideas Man at about 2:30. MDE video

Give me a joystick on the handle and I'll take one.
>not overclocking your chair and drifting around the office

Redpill me on the Pewdiepie chair

the only function for something like this is showing every visitor that your company wastes money on retarded shit

>he doesn't have an embody that he bought brand new at full price with 12 year warranty
Peasants.

I honestly couldn't resist doing that.
Oh clumsy me!

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this steams the consumerists
cringe

Based. which chair did you get, fellow macaco?

nice chair, fatty. does the material match your diabetic socks?

bretty good

What is this from? I only come to Jow Forums 3 times a month, I can't keep up with the memes anymore.

I hate you for posting this.

There is no evidence that standing is any better than sitting.

bUt It HaS mAcHiNe LeArNiNg

I laughed really hard imagining this

This is some haunting shit.

youtu.be/EDrI_UEY3Ds?t=426

This is neither technologically impressive nor economically reasonable.

There's also plenty of evidence that it's worse.

What's wrong with little bit untidiness?
Fuck, japan is king of unnecessary """technology""".

>Cringe
What? Why?

I don't think that timestamp is correct, and I can't find it by scanning through the thumbnails.

You can get Mexicans to do anything if you provide them with coupons for fast food in return. It works every time.

Found the nigger

It sends me off the rails livid as well.
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, PESH YOUR FUCKING CHAIR IN YOU LIMP DICK!