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Absolutely based OP.

Ramadan coupon system broken sub edition. Also, many USB drives offered in the 1 cent deals.

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Haha

>dear seller, please provide proof

This. Also I got You'd, thanks OP

rofl

From Slav forum:


https : //sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/ramadan_nightsale_rule.htm
To get them in Akka, we change the country to one of: Egypt, Oman, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Qatar.
The links are not taken:
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Note. On HP akkah antidote PIDU - Arabic IP.

Based

Reposting because the last thread died a few mins after posting
so does that mean my package is going through us customs right now? or is it just sitting in a warehouse somewhere?

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It's sitting in a warehouse. Tracking will mention customs when it goes through.

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thanks user. nice vid btw.

Cheap 10 inch tablets that are good?

Want to run Lightroom CC on it, displaying/editing smart preview photos etc.

Xiaomi

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How will they package neodymium magnets if I buy them from Aliexpress?

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Grabbed the 15 usd off of 120+ purchases coupon by changing country to Morocco in aliexpress. What tablet with 10 inch screen I now buy with it? Was looking at Mi Pad 4 Plus, but not sure if it's worth the 298 bucks.

Recommendations for a bluetooth speaker that's not utter shit and has a foot print of around the size of a soda can?

Based.

fucking lel

somehow i cant find those "1-cent deals" on ali.. do you have a link please?

Is it ok if I post short reviews of chinkstuff I ordered some time ago but turned out to be really good and worth the money?

Always, send them our way dear friend, long and prosper life to you and to your family!

Thank you dear friend, many wealth and health to you and your family!

Does anyone have experience with Sabbat e12 (not x12 they have the retarded airpod style going on) tws buds? Seen some reviews and they're pretty postive. I just need backup buds to keep in my bag so something affordable that doesn't sound like complete mud.

mi band 4 when?

Do they make any good bluetooth AND wifi usb adapters on Ali?
There isn't much choice on Amazon, the only one I saw is xbox huge. I guess I could just grab one bluetooth adapter and one wifi adapter but that would be a waste of usb slot, especially since my mouse already uses its own proprietary bluetooth.
Anyway, any good non botnet stuff on Ali?

Can someone recommend a set of head and / or earphones to go with this? Thanks

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Is there a chinkshit Spotify Connect RCA thingy?

Any recommendations for DSLR tripods?

I want a mini one and a standard sized one.
I bought a mini one that had a 'ball' but the plastic is shit and DSLR is too heavy so it would just fall forward.

Is the seller trying to fuck me? Should I cancel or do I wait it out?

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Thank you very much.

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My pleaser dear friend and healthy luck to your family!

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Which one is worth more for my money? James Donkey 112 for $11 or pic related for $20?

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oh it's a used one while the JD is brand new

bleuch

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I find this funny

Steelseries for $20? Bro id say get a zowie instead of chink crap

Few short reviews:

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Really good soldering iron for less than €4. The temp control actually works, even after 2 years!

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KZ ZST Pro IEM's with mic. Really good for €15, I use them daily since 2017 and the cable is still not broken, Sound is super and mic is good too.

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50cm USB powered LED strip for €1. I bought a bunch of "warm white" ones. Still working fine for over a year, they are turned on for +/- 5 hours a day.

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4-port USB2.0 hub with on/off switches and indicators for less than €2. Bought 3 of these and use them with the above LED strips and 1 for the PS4.

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USB voltage tester / ampere meter for €2-ish. It's simple and works flawlessly. Even after almost 2 years of use.

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ELM327 OBD tool for less than €3. I got the "advanced" one as the other ones sometimes drop connections. Use it in my Alfa Romeo 156 with Torque Pro.

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Motorcycle mask, €1. Strong fufu smell when arrived but after (hand) washing and hanging outside for 2 days it was ok. Fits nicely under the helmet.

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SS soap, less than €1. May sound weird but this thing really works well. Removes smelly odor from hands and does that very well. Cheap AF too btw.

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Naviforce digital/analog watch (gold/black), €17. Bought as a present almost 2 years ago. The owner works (construction) and swims with it. Still works.

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Naviforce digital/analog watch (gold/blue), €17. Bought as a present almost 2 years ago. The owner works (lifeguard) and swims with it. Still works 100%

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450watt adjustable hot air gun with LCD display and a shitload of nozzles (i got 8 instead of 4) for €35. Perfect for SMD soldering, it really is good.

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Amazingly strong blender, I got the option with all extras for €86. Ordered red, got black. Sent a msg to seller and seller sent me a red one for free.

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Hot air gun, I got the strongest one with thermostat and adjustable power (40w-150w) for only €12. Really really good, even after almost 2 years.

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1200watt kitchen mixer with 4L SS bowl. Wife uses it almost daily, still works like new after 2 years of use. Only the red case of the mixer is plastic.

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Baofeng UV5R. I ordered the one with programming cable for €24 but received (mistake?) one with programming cable and an Nagoya long flexible antenna.

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Anker SoundCore2 for €32. Got this 2 years ago and it fell in the sea, from the balcony and from a car roof. Still works 100%. Really really loud and amazing battery life.

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I bought the clock and the thermometer for €3-ish each. Not for in the car but on my desk. They really do look nice and work great.

Which zowie? It's not really for gaming, I just prefer to navigate using the two side buttons.

Few more:

I needed something to play music on in my office room so I bought a cheap 'stereo set' that had to sound better than my PC speakers and soundcard.
Already had some (70watt) sattellite speakers that were left over from an old Logitech Z-680 set and it turned out they are perfect for this set.
Note; This is not high-end but I just bought it to be able to play music of my phone with a bit better quality than what my office-PC can do.

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FX-Audio Tube pre-amp with adapter, €28. Very nice and pleasant sound. Looks are nice too and it's not too big.

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Pair of GE military reg. tubes for €13. Someone told me they would sound better/warmer than standard 'stock' ones. And they really do make a difference.

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FX-Audio 2x50watt amplifier with adapter, €45. Very nice sound and can go really loud without distortion or something. Fills my office of 20m2 nicely.

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FX-audio bluetooth audio receiver with adapter, €48. Perfect for my needs, I have my PC and phone paired to this and the sound is just great.

3 dubs in a row.

Can post more short reviews if wanted, i buy a lot of chink shit.

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>aliexpress.com/item/32787676377.html
>4-port USB2.0 hub with on/off switches and indicators for less than €2. Bought 3 of these and use them with the above LED strips and 1 for the PS4.
how many amps per port?

How tf did you get 2 blenders for the price of one? jesus fuck

Seller will probably delay the refund if you choose a reason that doesn't suit him.

Looks like the retarded son of a beret and a cap.

>1200watt kitchen mixer with 4L SS bowl
What does Cвeтa cook that she needs a mixer everyday Cepёгa?

By all means, do. These give me good ideas.

>soldering iron
Yeah, the temperature controlled irons don't burn through their element like the PTC ones do, I'd recommend those too.
>USB tester
There are more modern ones with current, voltage, temperature, time elapsed, power, energy in Wh, and capacity in mAh displayed on an OLED screen. Not sure if they're any better/worse than what you've got as far as longevity goes, nor if they were even around 2 years ago, but I'd think they'd be worth it. I say that, but I was running into an issue showing low currents with it just yesterday (20mA was showing up as 0.00A)
>4-port USB2.0 hub
Might get one of those. It says "high speed" so I assume it isn't just power but data too?
>OBD tool
Might get one of those when I'm driving more often.
>SS soap
Here I was expecting it to have nazi insignias on it. What the fuck is stainless steel soap supposed to be? Is it actually metallic (i.e. cold from high heat conductivity) to the touch?

>hot air gun
Nice to see a model that isn't the finned-dildo shaped one, but it is a bit on the pricy side.

>Tube pre-amp
Pretty sure you're not exactly getting premium tube audio, a solid state amp for the same price would likely sound the same.
>new tubes
Well those might make a difference.
>2x50watt amplifier with adapter, €45
You know a class-D board costs like

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Oh, well ec is right handed good but i use za12. Ambidex and low profile. Works with both grips and is driverless. If its navigation maybe get a mx ergo or that other mx one.

>>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel_soap
>Scientific evidence of its efficacy appears lacking
I smell some science to be done!

Also my chinky RGB LED strip I'm using to light my room just changed from single-colour to colour-changing flashing mode. I don't mind it.

I really dont know as I only got them for those LED strips and to charge PS4 controllers.

Seller was really amazing. I didn't even asked for it.
Just sent him a message that I received a black blender instead of a red one and I specifically ordered a red one because I have a "red" kitchen. Seller responded immediately with "Dear friend, please give me 3 days to find solution."

3 days later DHL at my door with a red blender.
Contacted the seller again to see how to return the black one, but he/she told me i could keep it "for sorry". (whatever they meant with that)

Absolutely delicious home made bread ;)

Hub is power only, don't buy it if you need data!
The "soap" is just a piece of stainless steel shaped like a soap. I could not find any SS or other nazi insignias,
I know about the $6-ish boards, but I wanted a complete "set". It really looks nice all together. I'll make a photo for you when I get to the office later today.

Oh yeah baby.

>I really dont know as I only got them for those LED strips and to charge PS4 controllers.
didn't you say you bought a usb ampere meter in that same post, go test them out real quick pls

ты вooбщe пoпpoбaл хлeб из фpaнции или иcпaнии? блять, хлeб в Poccии, кaкoй хpeнь, нaдeюcь чтo твoя жeнa знaeт кaк пpaвильнo им гoтoвить.

I am a retard. My bad.

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>3 days later DHL at my door with a red blender
based chinks

As far as the USB hub goes, I've already got a USB 3.0 hub for data. A seperate hub to power my LED strip and other things could be nice, especially since the 2-port slim USB wall-wart I bought doesn't work for shit. I'd still need a 5V power source of some sort though, since my computer moves about often.

Whatever current it happens to be drawing != maximum current rating, so he can't test for that. Unless the guy owns one of those USB variable loads.

yes, what says is correct, can you try to pull a few amps at least? if you have a modern-ish android smartphone it should support fast charging using the charger the phone came with, it should probably try to pull at least 2+ A, can you test that out?

Nismo mi Rusi, druže moj. ;)

This was the voltage/ampere meter plugged into the USB hub and my Android phone (that supports fast charging) plugged into the ampere meter.

Red=ampere
Blue=voltage

>Red=current
>Blue=voltage
Should be the other way around desu

>SS soap
Made from 100% pure concentrated jews?

I already made the nazi joke

Too late, dear friend.

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znaci daje 0.25A jedva, tako nesto sam i ocekivao ali steta ipak, a vidim da ima u sebi okrugli utor za DC struju, jesi probo ikad to koristit? vjerojatno bi tako povisilo struju koju moze slat ali zanima me na koliko

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stay mad

How do I debloat redmi note 7? First time dealing with chink phone.

Anyway customs plus local post run me over 50 eurodollars, also ordered global rom instead of global ver, only noticed after chang has already shipped it.

Ma ovo je čisto hub za one male USB stvarčice, lampice i tako. Nisam se usudio koristiti DC, zapaliti će i mene i kuću :D

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thanks senpai

This but my advice would be for you to unlock the device and install a custom rom. Search "unlock install custom rom redmi note 7" on youtube and I'm sure there are at least 10 different pajeets waiting for your view.

Alright, I'll see how it performs with debloated stock first before flashing pajeetware. I'm off to the past office.

Why does no chink make a over-ear headphone with wood shells and a mic? :'(

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>chink wood
enjoy your asbestos

You really think the used plastics or metals are any better? :')

All vintage(and modern) headphones have asbestos though

being retarded

I want a smart watch that at the very least can properly track my sleep. My Mi Band 2 suck on that and it would be nice to have something that works.
Any suggestions?

Oukitel

apple watch

Buy a Pulse oximetry and hook it to a tracking device

Never heard about their watch. Any trustworthy review?
I thought about getting one from Amazfit but they seem to use the same bad sensors and analysis as my Mi Band 2.

Install eu rom. Its made light and without ads

t-thanks, have you tried any of them?
the mini ones all seem to have that shitty ball socket

Hi guys, I have a total of $22 in coupons:

> $15 off $120
> $5 off $35
> $2 off $15

How do I get free/near free stuff from this?

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coupons for which site?

You can't. Best you can get is 15% discount on items up to $35.

Aliexpress desu
Oh... Bummer, I saw pic related (from reeddit) and got excited :(

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Based aliexpress bot.

Aliexpress Pocket is like gift card money. He didn't pay 0. But he did get a good discount nonetheless.

also this is what i found funny. camera looks like a confused dog

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got the 70mai xiaomi pro dashcam with ADAS/GPS. Highly recommend. H265 encoding is great. Still waiting for my Bluetooth APTX-HD adaptor with ZS10Pro package to be unfucked by my local postal service (it arrived in country and cleared customs in 8 days- it's day 20th now)

im at $95 and need to be at $170 for my coupon, so im considerimg getting a camera cage. is tilta any good? they look better built than small rig at least. i think ill get a tripod as ell, but idk how good the quality of the more expensive ones is

What model?

Bread, just out (few minutes ago) of the stone oven.

Simple lunch. home-made sausages and bread and a salad. A meal fit for a King. Or an user. ;)

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