I want to create a mockup website that looks like something compeletly SFW, say industry informational website, that would be 100% acceptable to browse at work. This page would contain an article, which would display text from for example (you guessed it!) Jow Forums API. It would be formatted so that it looks like an article from far away, but in fact you could scroll this text, choose threads to read and change boards.
Thoughts? Are there any problems i would stumble upon, or would it be pretty straight forward? Now that i told You about it, someone will probably do it and make comfy neetbux from it but whatever
I have this thread open at work right now. Maybe stop being a pussy.
Easton Lopez
I browse with my phone.
Jose Smith
If you're that desperate to view Jow Forums even at work, then there's something wrong with you.
Read some news or something intelligent.
Jackson Powell
Why don't you appreciate the fact that i finally got a job? One step at a time
Adam Sanchez
Actually I've seen a few sites with similar ideas. I remember distinctly one made it looks like outlook, with threads as emails as such. But it would be nice to make an alternative.
>Read some news or something intelligent. Are you implying news is intelligent? Half of it is irrelevant crap about cute puppies and how the machine isn't just there to suck you dry.
I just use Tor browser cause the site is banned inside the company network, no one has ever bother me about browsing it because I usually finish my tasks on time.
The only problem I see in your approach is maybe the ability to make a comment the rest seems like a simple api call to get the thread comments.
Grayson Russell
I have NSFW open at work. Stop being a pussy
Luke Collins
what's the mouse though
Isaiah Martin
Logitech g603
Zachary Taylor
If you work in IT you can use a Jow Forums terminal reader or text browser, if you want to follow your approach, copying the stackoverflow site would be a nice touch.
Justin Long
i like you
Jason Martin
Top lel m8, i'm in the it department of a big company and i think i spend around 5 hours on 8 of work on Jow Forums. The thing is, why the fuck can't i just go home if noone needs me? Fuck this gay sistem, everyone could work half of their time and everything would be fine. Someone has any suggestion on what to do on all my free time at work? Like something tech related.
you can just use noscript to block the image elements so you wont get lolis and nobody will care, even if they watch you
Alexander Gomez
Dude your sysadmin can still see your network traffic/DNS. Just bite the bullet and join the phonepost master race.
Julian Gray
This, get over Jow Forums and browse facebook like a normal person
Eli Martinez
The sysadmin won't bother to check out what you're browsing unless something gets flagged by an automated system, though.
Mason Evans
This, im the head of the it and we cant give less than a fuck of whatever you're browsing, we check only if something critical gets flagged (pedo, porn ecc...)
I browse Jow Forums in open space. I even show memes and news to my boss from time to time.
Just do your job correctly and efficiently and no one here will care what you browse or watch during work.
This too.
Logan Miller
Just use Jow Forums google CSS.
Jaxon Cruz
Well done user.
Isaac Perry
web development. not even once
Henry Young
Learn VBA and call the Jow Forums API from Excel, and parse the results into cells. That way it looks like you're doing important stuff because you have Excel open.
Why don't you use Tomorrow theme? It would go better with your IDE too.
Literally this. Jow Forums looks like a perfectly acceptable app on your phone and pictures are small enough before being clicked on that unless somebody is directly over your shoulder they shouldn't be able to see what you're looking at and definitely not reading. Additionally if somebody approaches you it's much more appropriate to lock your phone and set it down rather than oh shit hi minimizeandclose your window at lightspeed like you know you will because you feel guilty about being a faggot.
Ryder Morris
omg thats so good i can't thank you enough my man. shame i don't work with code but those brainlets won't grasp
Jackson Brown
Ditto
Charles Smith
whats that mug user-chan, its very atheistic where can i get one?
Alexander Parker
Office-poster #451 reporting in from Brazil.
All clear here, boss is sick at home. I can office-post all day today.
Nathaniel Wright
Why not just write your own css for this site, or as everyone else says stop being a faggot and browse with yotsuba, the way it's meant to be™
Colton Bennett
same since ive started my job
Zachary Long
>Learn VBA and call the Jow Forums API from Excel, and parse the results into cells. That way it looks like you're doing important stuff because you have Excel open.
Office poster #446 reporting for duty, stuck phoneposting due to CIA nigger filtering
Caleb Morales
reporting for procrastination
Nolan Collins
>thats right goyim, use our propaganda and stop using unapproved information channels
Blake Bell
I spend most of my shifts procrastinating from personal projects, get on my level.
Thomas Bailey
change your job so that you work 24 hours a day 7 days a week as you wish
Colton Foster
Server requests page from Jow Forums. Cleans html, replaces all links, removes images and sends down custom css.
Yea should be doable. Most important is that you are using your own server which looks safe/SFW. Most business networks will block Jow Forums, plus you don't wanna deal with a talk with HR for browsing a white nationalist pottery enthusiast website.
Connor Brooks
this.
Bentley Parker
I would like to do my job from remote so i could actually enjoy this life, but the masters need us to be on a leash forever and ever so who cares
Optimistically what i want is a part-time job, with my current pay. I can do all the shit i need to do in 2 hours max and the rest i spend it on Jow Forums/anime/wikipedia or reading books. I'm bored but i can't say i don't enjoy this, how the hell can i start someone in this life when anyone i know in a position of power is in that said position because ereditariety/connection/born into it?
There's almost no japs on Jow Forums, even the ones on Jow Forums are often outed as proxyfags due their spelling errors. You are looking at a weeb, just look at the computer date, japs use YYYY/DD/MM, not MM/DD/YYYY.
head of it and sysadmin of this idiot company. Ideally i would like to have some houses and live off the big sheckels i could make of them since i live in an important touristic area, but pratically the economy is fucked and boomers don't want to sell low. I'm stuck in the Purgatorio goddammit
Had a guy at workk that setup a vpn on a raspberry pi at his house that he connects to from a portable version of firefox on a usb flash drive that he brings to work. He did this just to surf reddit. But our IT department is shit and don't give any fucks so he just surfs reddit without the vpn.
Nathaniel Baker
BASED
Henry Carter
I worked IT at a catholic girl's school and I used to browse Jow Forums (mostly pol and tv) and download porn with my computer at home via an RDP session. My desk faced away from the door and window, and we didn't use any network monitoring software that would show the output of my monitor, so I don't believe anyone noticed.
Jace Roberts
Are catholic girls really closeted horny motherfuckers?
Austin Reyes
whatup
Nicholas Thompson
Not really, why would you even do that? I work the same hours both remotely and in the office.
Hudson Ortiz
>It makes work hours slowly creep earlier into your morning and later into your evening. How does it not do the opposite? It saves you the commute and you should just refuse to take calls or answer emails outside of work hours just as if you were in the office.
