Auuuuuuup

bro! ima. like 10. standard drunks in at this point. AMA. or don't, I don't care.

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what are ya drinkin'?

dumb alcoholic

drowned one bottle of old mount cider and two export gold's.. what about you?

no u

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i can't be an alcoholic because i'm too fat to get drunk
checkmate

I'm taking a break. Last night I downs 12 beers and 3 bottles of wine to celebrate a mate and his missus moving into his new house.

FOODAHOLIC

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prove it

fight me IRL.loser

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I'm having a bourbon and cola at the moment whilst watching a shitty movie on Maori television.

no i eat a normal amount most days
i don't have enough money to gorge but i'm not enough of a masochist to eat a significant deficit either
i'm not falling into the eggshell skull trap again sorry

bro. give them my me congrats. I wish I could find a missus. alas my inability to even look at a girl always gets in the way

welp im drinkin 12 tecate pic relaeted, 4 Pacifico beer and hearind this dope mix

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AW. man. I rember watching shit on Maori channel. they always had the beat shows. I remember they had a.knock off X got talent show. it was just randoms they found on the street and the prize was like a $10 warehouse voucher. but it was the beat show on.

heardring*

I know the feeling, mate
I'm okay talking to girls up until it comes to anything romantic I bitch out.

don't stop till ur cross-eyed bra

dfq. why'd my Id change? fuck telecom is fucking weird

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looks like someone found the old timey maymay'es. we still known there older that you tho. fucking brat.

i will bro,

>pic related

common beer down here

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you are alienated
your conditions are hopeless
you have sold your love for comfort
passion for security
autonomy for safety
take it back

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any good? the shit I've been drinking is the equivalent of bud light (I think (the beer at least)). it's cheap and nasty but it gets the job done. we export all our beer so foreign stuff isn't very common.

fuck man. I know I spent more time reading this than you did righting it. but dis shit is woke.

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>any good?
did you tested some beers from México?
if you so, ¿ may i know which ones?

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na bro. I had margaritas as a place called mexico and that's it. all the beer I've ever drunk has been breed here.

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what does cerveza mean

Ghey on your breath

wat? is this some of your native slang? please explain it's meaning so I can impress the Americans where I work.

well if you dontthe Pacifico beer is pretty good from the people from USA and Canada ( i know dudes that prefers this beer from those countries)this beer got a fruitty flavor and smell that remind you(me) summer

>sorry for ma drunken typeing

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Seems pointless

cheers
all goods brotha. I've been ignoring the red line of failure on purpose

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i donr remember her name but it from kissxsis(i think)

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>what does cerveza mean
im so sorry man it means beer

>sorrry if is too late an
swering

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You look gay

thanks alot mexico I failed my mexican spelling bee and got sent made fun of by all the people and now my latinx wife has left me for the winner and i am going to commit not breathing with rope

not that I am. but you tryna say that I should be ashamed if I am. ha faggot?

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You look gay

nice abs, skeletor
lololol

Nicole Kidman is a beast. Homo.

lole ginger

You're gay and you're dumb too. You're 2 for 2.

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alright faggot's. last straw!. expect me to be kicking down your front door in 2-3 working days

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sounds good, buddy, let's have a scrap

>expect me to be kicking down door
Not if you break your legs first twig boy

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better remove that trigger guard Cletus.. cause you're gonna wanna be able to get those pudgy fingers around that gun when I come for that fat ass

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is the Sun setting in newzeeland as well

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Beautiful!

pitch black out their cunt

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you won't be laughing in 2-3 days yank... you won't be do'in shit but eating worms

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anyway it's 11:01 and I have work tomorrow. night you queers.. see you in ur nightmares yank. and you to leaf bro.

You can't even afford plane ticket let alone a shirt, gaylord.

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good riddance what an absolute faggot

sweet dreams big boy...

hey son, idont know if stilli you r alive. if you so, dont dont this shieet. it not even worth it. latinn girlrs is not too diferennt to black o girlrs. dont waste your life

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sounds like you'd better drive home

are you good?

you gotta bullshittin on me, in my sschool, peoplee like you used to be hitted so hard that Virgin Maria would be terryfied for the 12 year old evilness

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