Tfw you ate a bunch of twizzlers and chocolate to cope with people saying you look too damn feminine

>tfw you ate a bunch of twizzlers and chocolate to cope with people saying you look too damn feminine
>to cope with people mistaking you for a girl more times than you can count
>to cope with Jow Forums saying you have girlhands in a thread you started with the intent to humiliate anons with girlhands, because you honestly didn't realize your hands were so dainty
>you eat the chocolate
> ....

>you actually feel better about the whole thing
>because of the chocolate

anyone ever have days like this, 9fags?

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eat more chocolate fatty
make sure it's the imported kind

no
have you tried working out

i don't usually eat chocolate because it tastes gross.
but it made me feel okay

too much work, and i don't even get paid for it, in fact, i'm the one who pays for it.
and i hate muscle.
jogging sounds much better and more accessible

This is just an assumption but are you on your period?

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well then prepare for a lifetime of being called a woman

how the fuck would i know what periods are supposed to be like?

>pic related, i guess

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i envy you

Post bp

no

yea, sometimes i enjoy my own appearance, but i can only enjoy it in solitude.
i guess you could say i am my own stand-in for a girlfriend

>i look like a faggot, what do i do?
>oh yeah, i can just become a lardass!

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i already said i'm not going to make a habit of it.
chocolate tastes gross.
the first candybar in who knows how long because it became too much for one day is far from the making of a "lardass"

can you be my boyfriend

are you a woman?

kind of

what do you mean "kind of"?

well...

i have a discord if you'd rather explain in private chat

>sissyXsissy

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this is very okay

>friend started calling me a cumdumpster

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Do you look like a gayboy so much?

not really

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You will never be a real woman eating those titty skittles.

i can be close enough it doesn't matter except to people who karyotype stranges