/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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>News
• "Our warehouse is on fire, please cancel order" • user posts a shitload of short reviews • All Mixza SD-card buyers become Gods! ( ..well, all except for one )
• Is user a PCB maker of fag? OR BOTH?? • Great GPU fan find • Retractable metal baton found on aliexpress • user found something to piss off every vegan in eyesight • Keyboard user is very happy with his caps!


>Old news
• CHINKED, hard • Huge AniMeD themed mouse pad looks very nice (picture source )
• user is very satisfied with the new multi-tool • "My item no problem, you break"
• Have a free (You)
• Oh no no no no • user loves his new chink phone • Nobody knows • user is too weak to carry little bag • *Unzips penis* Previous thread

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>tfw cheapest bloomers on ali are $37

What are bloomers?

duckduckgo.com/?q=silk bloomers&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images

Just got this.
It's exactly the same as the cheap adapters half its price. Like the PCB is identical. Save your money.
Should've done more research.

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Yay or nay?
aliexpress.com/item/32884887963.html
aliexpress.com/item/32951083688.html

Muh dik is confused

weird, when i open those links they look different to when i search for them

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2/2

also i wonder about the quiality

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Fuck I need to buy some shit, real fast before the sales end. What are some cheap convenient shit I should buy?
I already got a small wifi antenna (the Jews at Asus didn't think it was necessary to add one for a $180 mobo), a tie clip and a small glass protection for the camera of my phone. I still to spend a bit more than 10 dollars to be able to use my coupon.
What chink shit do you recommend?

Got my in ear memes this general made me fall for. Its a huge improvement over the previous pair i bought for ~$4.
The build quality is really nice and while it appears to be bigger than similar iems in its category, it doesnt feel big at all.
Im not a huge audiofeg so its hard to describe the sound itself but the snares sound a bit "hissy". Other than that it sounds phenomenal.
My biggest issue is that the extra eartips DO NOT FIT THE FUCKING THING. I tried for like 10 minutes to get them on without success. I gave up because the default ones are okay enough to sound well but its uncomfortable in my left ear.

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>the Jews at Asus didn't think it was necessary to add one for a $180 mobo
lmao, even on the $300 board i have its got the cutout for a wifi but none included

Seems like a pretty good deal, anything I should be aware of?
item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=586016562493

Just bought this:

aliexpress.com/item/KZ-ZSN-1BA-1DD-Heavy-bass-commutative-cable-earphone-HIFI-Quad-core-controlled-music-movement-ZST/32952114851.html

Did your boy get chinked?

My pro version of that arrived today as written in There shouldnt be a huge difference between them but you shouldve went for the pro as its like 2 usd more expensive

Came in today.
www.aliexpress.com/item/SHANLING-C2-Handmade-PU-Leather-Storage-Box-for-M0/32985034449.html

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That looks really nice.

anyone got recommendations for a chink humidifier?

Xiaomi deerma

Haier
Midea

i hope you're a cute girl

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Is this really how their warehouses work? They just throw shit off the truck and people sort through the pile of packages, like finding a needle in a haystack?

I dont understand. It's pure insanity.

at heart

the whole post industry is only barely working. BTW the whole world pays for chinas postal system. Thats why everything is free shipping from there

Of course not, that is just a google image.

This is a pic of a small part of one of aliexpress's warehouses.

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Ljnk

aliexpress.com/item/32855970028.html

I've ordered this and a shitload of accessories for it at the same store.

First they "forgot" to send me the machine. And after I sent them a message about it they shipped it the next day. Now (today) the machine was delivered, but it is DOA. It just does nothing at all. Now I messaged them again and (upon request) have made a video of the non-working machine while it's plugged in and demanded a solution within 24 hours or I will dispute.

Funny part is where the chink told me to charge the machine's battery fully before making the video..

Let's see how this ends. :)

..

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So I have received my new Convoy s11 and a pair of 26650 batteries. It has 4 light modes with stupid button control and it really makes very hot even in 75% of power. I think it can boil water at 100% of power. But I'm afraid that it can blow and set my house on fire.

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thats more expensive than aldi

I am waiting for this to hit the Chinese market.
youtu.be/uXdc1JHTSLE

Are there any camera mountable shotgun mics worth considering?

Takstar/ISK

Where I live we don't have an Aldi and I would have paid the total price of this whole order for the machine alone..

> no lens
TRASH.

Where to buy quality bootleg figurines?

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youtube.com/watch?v=qaC0vNLdLvY

Even thou lenses are thicker than flat glass, they break more easily when dropped. Hotspot plus spill from a traditional reflector is more efficient and practical for outdoor use.

>takstar
youtube.com/watch?v=p9rrr3l3yuA
holy shit, thats good. ISK better?

Any descent watches?

is the ELM 327 copy the way to go for a cheap OBD II scanner?

What are you looking for? If you want quartz, you can easily get them. The usual chinese movements suck, it doesn't even compare to a calibrated Omega movement for example, complete shit.

Pagani Design
paganidesignwristwatch.aliexpress.com/store/529025?spm=2114.search0104.1000002.18.32ad30ebO5jVac

Carnival
aliexpress.com/store/1043686?spm=2114.search0104.8.43.1cf31b81sMQ8rU

absolutely

Omegas are worthless cuck watches though that loses time with small trauma.
Spending that much on a handpiece that loses value that hard is also objectively retarded.

aliexpress.com/store/4505060?spm=2114.search0104.3.6.a579222abXxSkz
Seagull and Fiyta-Beijing watches also make decent watches.

youtube.com/watch?v=b2Yii_X8MAY

Thanks a lot i'll check them out

I have the one as reviewed here
It's the best available imho.

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is the app any decent or is it the good ol' usual chink english terrible UI stuff?

I'm into watches. Tell me what design you want and how much you want to spend and I'll find you the best (and most affordable) one.

You can use Torque app

Don't use the provided CD-ROM, God knows what's on there. Just download the app you want/need. I use Torque Pro on my Android phone.

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youtube.com/watch?v=txaj9jV6ALw

I do

You obviously have 0 idea of what you're talking about. Omega has amazing pieces, they have THE watch that was on the moon, how many companies have sponsored feats like that? I have two of their smaller watches (inheritances), they're amazing little machines.

these stores basically go to replica manufacturers and ask to print some gay ass name instead of Rolex or some shit. If you want a submariner like watch, buy a fucking submariner, even a replica. DHGate has a ton of replicas, Rolex, AP, Omega, whatever you want.

that one is literally the same as any elm327 copy on the inside, you dumbo. open it up and see for yourself

Go ahead and try and sell your precious Omega, you vain nigger.
The money you lose can buy a used-up jalopy

My watch repairman has already offered me 300 euros for a 1970s week/day complications and about the same for a 1950s entry model Omega (no comps).

So please explain to me, oh you wise man who knows all about ELM327, why do all those "mini" ELM327's drop the connection once every while while this one didn't ever do that?

If I don’t get my package on Friday do I have to wait until Monday?

Please do cry some more while I enjoy my restored vintage Omega Seamaster 600.

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>Vintage
Dat amount of cope
You literally told that nigger to buy a brand new one, you Absolute faggot

Someone linked these fake danmiel wellington watches a couple weeks ago. Mine arrived yesterday and for £20 it's fucking quality. Check out the reviews for actual pictures of the watches.

aliexpress.com/item/32966338900.html?productId=32966338900&productSubject=Luxury-Brand-Mens-Stainless-Steel-Bracelet-Quartz-Watch-Fashion-Rose-Gold-Silver-Man-Watch-Style-Men&spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.70b74c4d7iS6SM

AliExpress has replica's too. I've been able to get a nice Seamaster PO a Seamaster 300 spectre and a Yachtmaster rep from there.

(and a Rolex Submariner + a Tag Heuer Monaco, but those were absolute crap)

I'm not that guy, dude. I just jumped in with my Seamaster. But carry on crying please.

I don't have one, but I'm not surprised it being the same quality as a gen DW.

Check this BTW, especially the part starting at 8:15

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I forgot to paste the link :')

youtube.com/watch?v=fqOICfLbI7k

>Not posting the 2017 Nomos meme

>why do all those "mini" ELM327's drop the connection once
they dont and i have multiple, you just have a shitty phone with shitty bluetooth. elm327 copies are all literally all the same (same input pins, same protocols support, etc.)

guys can I stack a new user coupon with the $2 off $15?

sure

What is the current IEM meme

They do and I have multiple too. Besides that, I doubt my phone is crap.

NOW WE FIGHT

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Which one and why? Ignore the tacobucks

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>Search for a DC board for a laptop
>Only 3 sellers available
>Order from cheapest because I'm a platonic jew
>Seller gives tracking code after 15 mins
>Sends pic related message a few days later
>Open dispute and try another seller
>2d seller asks for an actual picture of the piece I want
>Dissemble gayming laptop and take pictures (total time 1h40m)
>Send pictures to chink bro 2d seller
>2d seller sends the same fucking pic related message
>About to try 3d seller
>"Item is not available"
Why is this allowed? Is this a new way to cover their lack of stock?

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I meant the $2 off $15 from this sale and not a select coupon. also, doesn't anyone have a link to that coupon from a few threads ago?

just look at the last thread dog, its in the op

TIN T2

aliexpress.com/item/32955034092.html

A lot of sellers don't have stock at all but
are some kinda reseller type of thing.

So you order and they find that item at a store or different seller and ship it to you. That is why stuff like what happened to you, happens sometimes.

tin t2

at penis

in case anyone still need these

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I'm starting to see a pattern here

>quality
>bootlegs

Pick one or the other

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aight frens I've been comtemplating what I want to do. I use earbuds at work for the convenience factor, and I've recently gotten into running so I need something more convenient than earbuds.

I have some cheap ANBES 358 true wireless iems but I don't really enjoy the audio quality as much as my Tin T2s or any of my headphones or earbuds because they don't have the quality of the Tin T2s or the headphones obviously, or the convenience of the earbuds. I'm thinking of getting the often posted mmcx bluetooth cable and that might work, but getting more true wireless ones like the dudios zeus ace I'm looking at would feel like a waste because I already have the ones I already bought, sunk cost fallacy. Unfortunately most true wireless earbuds suck desu, so I don't know if I'd like a second pair of tws iems

Also which is the best earbud under 20 dollars. I have the faaeal iris 1.0, and monk plus, and (probably fake) eo-eg920s, vidos on the way. Are the snow lotus worth the price difference? I need earbuds with a mic button and it appears they don't have them with one

Dabbed on this guy and got a free item at the same time, what a pleasure.

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Soon I get that $35 filled up.

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Why $35?

im looking for a 13.3 inch screen that is vesa mountable and runs off USB C.
i remember seeing one in a thread long ago. Any recommendations ?

Is there a tool to test the reliability of an SD card?
I bought some mixzas and they seem to act up in my sbcs, in some they work in some they don't

Try foam eartips, you can buy like 10 for $1

Qianyun 69

Lele Star Wart arrived!

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>tfw bought a GBA shell, an AGS101 screen, and a 32 pin PCB and ribbon cable.
I always wanted a gameboy but dad got me a Playstation. I don't know why I'm doing this.

literally try it with a different phone or a usb bt adapter and youll see. the problem is with the phone, ive seen it happen multiple times before
>inb4 but muh phone this and that reeee

>Qianyun 69
no mic button but it looks good.

Have a soul

Senfer PT15
Edifier P190
VE Monks

anywhere i can get a bunch of lapel mic socks?

reeee

Same crap with the S9+ i have before this one. Maybe is just a samsung related thing.