It feels like someone punched my throat

it feels like someone punched my throat
which one of you did it?!

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Can I take the credit regardless?

no
only the real perpetrator can be put to justice for this
really honourable of you to try to take his place though

>only the real perpetrator can be put to justice for this
justice for the real perpetrator should be a pat on the back and a round on me
>really honourable of you to try to take his place though
wtf would an icelander know about honour

Teehee ;)

i could have been the one who repeatedly punched the back of your throat but i guess you'll never know

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more than a canadian, that's for sure

i guess i won't
how do you punch someone in the back of the throat anyhow?

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i did something else to your throat

i will throat punch your fart-box Iceland, i will rag-sweep your dusty keyhole, i will spitshine your sparkledome, i will suck your cock and make you call me daddy

It's a tumor.

DId you get heartburn or throw up yesterday?

What did u do!?!

That's very lewd
You're welcome to try but i don't think it will habben

it's nat a tumah!

no to both

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>wtf would an icelander know about honour
>more than a canadian, that's for sure
This is what nordics unironically believe
>how do you punch someone in the back of the throat anyhow?
It's a metaphor for oral sex

we're not much for irony so of course we believe it unironically.
facts must be taken seriously
>It's a metaphor for oral sex
no no, I'm sure that's not what he meant, stop trying to make other people seem lewd

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Hahaha, yes punch...
I definitely didnt repeatedly "punch" the back of your throat until white sticky stuff came out while you were sleeping, nope that wasnt me!

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i fugged it you nordfag

>we're not much for irony
I guess the whole being a parody of respectable human beings thing kinda used up the stock
>no no, I'm sure that's not what he meant, stop trying to make other people seem lewd

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how lewd...
why are canadians like this?

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t. scottish gaylewdposting faggot

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i have been in scotland for a grand total of 3 days you dumb leaf

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that's not a very nice thing to say at all...

I dunno
i think they like to project themselves onto others so they feel better about being canadian

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Why would I ever say nice things to you?
At least I'm up front with my rudeness.

i guess i should be nicer to the leafs
i would be mad too if everything i bought came in bags

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Yeah i guess that's preferable
i like it better when people don't pretend to not dislike me
props for that at least
ᵇᵉiᴺᵍ ᵖᵒˡiᵗᵉ ᴺᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵘʳᵗ ᵃᴺʸᵒᴺᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ

yeah
Theirs is a hard lot
they deserve a bit of leniency despite the rudeness

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>ᵇᵉiᴺᵍ ᵖᵒˡiᵗᵉ ᴺᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵘʳᵗ ᵃᴺʸᵒᴺᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ
>i like it better when people don't pretend to not dislike me
I'd think you were being ironic, but we already went over that. Typical nordic retardation.

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You can be both polite and not dishonest about if you like someone
honesty and politeness are not opposites
I don't think this is too hard to grasp

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i love the birb

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Imagine someone owning a gun like this
in real life

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I guess that's true, if uncommon in practice. I'm confusing the appearance of politeness with actual politeness.

She is a very cute burb

I guess you are
I'll admit though that they do have an inverse relation with each other, honest people tend to be rude and polite people tend to be dishonest
though this is not always the case

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Birb

You sick?