> get in the restaurant
> sees qt3.14
> 10/10
> cant control boner
> look at her wrist
> sees pic related
> boner inverts, turns into a vegana
anyone else relates?
get in the restaurant
Kayden Perry
Connor Ward
i relate by having vegana even without seeing anything
Luke Martinez
Mine would if I saw a girl wearing a knockoff of any watch too.
Andrew Lopez
its not about the brand, i meant smartwatch in general is cringeworthy and my dick goes backwards
Adam Ward
you don't like girls who wear jewelry?
Austin Cooper
i dont like braindead
Blake Baker
I wish I could turn into a girl from seeing a smartwatch
Brody Collins
>tfw actually a fucking mutant
>tfw every single heartrate monitor uses a wrist monitor
>there's nowhere else sensible for it
>applel are the only ones to figure out a decent HR monitor & wireless charging
>it has the battery life of a peanut if you don't disable wi-fi and every other feature
feels real fucking bad man, despite spending lots of shekels on monitors and fitness bands over the years.
At least I can control my heartrate now without fear of constantly passing out.
Ethan Carter
Protip of turning into a girl: it's not only the vagene.
t. failed MtF
Eli Phillips
>find out friend uses apple shit
>immediately loose all respect