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twitter.com/AnonBabble

There's coupon on botnet app.

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Some time ago I've received arduino micro pro which is fukken leonardo ETH in reality and chink teensy 2.0 which is obvious fake as I have figured out. How can I make it work? Should I use some kind of programmers? Because I want to restore my broken keyboard using handwiring.

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Good-o
A new thread

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in my cunt 15 king size rolling papers are 9 - 10 eu
on ali its 5 eu

Have you used the 2 off 15 and 5 off 35 coupon yet? I used mine yesterday and then saw this coupon right after, so I'm just wondering if that's the reason or everyone gets one.

Im now a platinum member. this feels like ive just hit LE in cs

Thanks for making the new bread user, a lot of (You)'s in the news section :')

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same, i have 5 (you)s

Yes I used both coupons.

Hm, I didn't get one :(

Try now, new round started.

friend, remember tianamen square 1989

never happened

the ali ones are most likely bullshit quality and you can probably find them for 5-7 euros if you shop around. take advantage of discount codes etc. and buy more at once

friends, remember, winnie the pooh

is an adorable childhood icon.
I 'specially enjoyed the manga.

Do you know what's wrong with your keyboard? More than likely it's not something you need to program a microcontroller to fix. Just buy a ready-made keyb controller or a new keyb

Yes, it has no pcb inside it. That's why I need controller.

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How is CSG going to survive when the idiotic trade war between US and China causes all our cheap shit to no longer be cheap shit? Yay. Good job government.

It won't effect purchases of smaller sales.

It will become a yuropean utopia.

What did you do?!!

Will this cause a house fire or electrocute me?

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nah it passed qc

No

Yes

been out of the csg loop for a few years. anyone know any ali sellers that sell decent fake raybans anymore? lost the last ones I got.

Welcome back. Aliexpress doesn't really have replica stuff anymore. There still is some left, but it's very well hidden..

There are lots on TaoBao/1688/DHgate tho.

how many points do i get for my purchases?

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are these fake artifacts?

No,no authentic from the National Museum. Now get culturally enriched by buying some washi tape and a gift shop keyring lǎo wài

aliexpress.com/store/3053002

Could someone please help me? I'm looking for a strong flashlight and I mean really strong. I'm going to use it in a nature reserve. Maybe even two flashlights. One that has a wide light and one that can focus. Or maybe give me some brands that are reputable

aliexpress.com/item/Super-bright-LED-Flashlight-Portable-Spotlights-searchlight-XP-G2-USB-Rechargeable-torch-led-camping-light-working/32914481188.html

aliexpress.com/item/High-Power-LED-flashlight-searchlight-18-x-T6-LED-torch-30000-lumens-flashlight-waterproof-with-4/32912519232.html

aliexpress.com/item/30000Lumen-8-12-CREE-XM-L-LED-T6-Super-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-Light-with-5-Modes/32825201400.html

I have the Longwei one, still haven't burnt down my house. yet.

Reposting, has anyone used the desk tripods from ali? which ones are good, and do they risk damaging the screw threading on my camera?

Are there any 5 way pill cutters on ali?

The first one is perfect. Thanks

>risk damaging the screw threading on my camera
How would this even happen?

>Longwei
more like long weiner heh

bad screw might strip it or somehing.

How would you be willing to spend for 1 good flashlight so you won't have to worry about it breaking down or carrying around multiple flashlights?

that turns this: i.imgur.com/eTazJA0.jpg
into this: i.imgur.com/CxGSJW4.jpg

ok

*How much

If you can spare $385, get the Fenix TK72Rvn. It a modified version of the Fenix TK72 ($329)

skylumen.com/collections/v54-lights/products/fenix-tk72rvn-the-finest-r

Adjustable to 11.000 *real* lumen, USB charging input & output (4x3500mAh 18650), IP68 waterproof, HAIII hard anodized, 1 hour worink time @ 11.000 lumens, 60 hours working time @ 100 lumens.

This thing is an absolute beast.

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Can anyone recomment a decent RF PC remote control that just has media playback controls and not a full keyboard or air mouse?

bought myself a orange pi today.
:} I hope to install something like NetBSD.
its gonna come by Japan Direct Mail so I hope it comes!

>If you can spare $385
stopped reading there

Why do I get "page not found" errors all the time?
I tried changing my shipping address from Germany to USA and some links worked again.
But now I check the links from last thread, e.g.
aliexpress.com/item/32800710118.html
and I get "page not found". This is so fucking annoying...

What are your experience with the custom wrist rest from Aliexpress?

aliexpress.com/item/Keyboard-Wrist-Rest-Pad-and-Mouse-Wrist-Rest-Support-Mouse-Pad-Durable-Comfortable-Lightweight-Ergonomic-Support/32996204228.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.197.70417e9aLj9i3t&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10130_10068_10890_10547_319_10546_317_10548_10545_10696_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10307_537_536_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_53,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=c017b8c0-5230-4f3b-8c49-d58add39a699-30&algo_pvid=c017b8c0-5230-4f3b-8c49-d58add39a699&transAbTest=ae803_4

just you. might be a eu thing? try setting it to aus, everything works for me

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Works for Mongolia.

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I'm the one who posted that lighter, page works fine for me (Bosnia).

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>sparing $385
>in /csg/
get the fuck outta here

I set it to austria, and now it seems to work again. Thanks.

I don't understand why though. I had set it to USA before, which shouldn't have anything to do with german/EU laws.

My bad, wont happen again.

Here's a pic of my Gold pimp daddy chink lighter.

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If any of the chinkbots can give me some suggestions on stuff to decorate my cubicle once I get one assigned on my new job.
Can be small posters, figurines or other ornaments just keep it SFW

Nice weight too btw.

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I have one faggot friend who decorates his workspace with nendoroids and sexy anime figs. How he gets away with it is beyond me.

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Here most people have avengers posters or figurines, pictures of their family, amiibos and a bunch of people have those ugly as fuck funko pop shit. And some outlayers that have game posters like dark souls

write us a review when you get it

Boy am I glad I'm a neet. People would think I'm weird because I don't like pop culture shit or have friends/gf/wife. Maybe I could print out a picture of an 8/10 girl from /soc/ and tell them she's my gf.

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Just some idea's to get you started..

€5 Newton's cradle.
aliexpress.com/item/32846028333.html

€1.50 Tin sign.
aliexpress.com/item/32882527569.html

€3.61 USB mug warmer that works.
aliexpress.com/item/32919051391.html

€0.49 Electric shock pen.
aliexpress.com/item/32873956117.html

€2.67 Self stirring mug
aliexpress.com/item/32963888060.html

What kind of lighting setup do you guys have for your computer desks?
I was thinking about getting an architect lamp but maybe there's a better way

I use dimmable LED strips (warm white), works perfect.

I don't get it

I like that mug warmer but feel like it would set my whole office on fire

>• Clueless user buys thing he doesn't know he needed
WTF?

How about you (the guy OP is quoting, but also YOU, the average /csg/ NEET) step back for a second and think for a bit.

Does wasting tiny bits of currency really fill that void in your heart?

Is the reason that you can't spend big money on things you want maybe to be found in all those tiny purchases that actually add up to you wasting a lot of money?

Is it really worth it to just produce mountains of waste, not only from the packaging, but also from the product that you'll soon discard and back in chinkistan, where their production processess are often anything but clean?

Do you really need to fly shit around the planet, adding to our ever growing CO2 emissions?

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And no, I'm not some hippy that never buys anything. I too have spend loads of money on aliexpress, and yes, I too have wasted money.
But at least I'm not doing it on purpose!

enter random text after item/ to fix it.
aliexpress.com/item/asdjha/32800710118.html

I have no problems with big spendings, I prefer AliExpress to get a lot of tiny packages which gives me a few moments of happiness after wageslaving the day away.

Some things I have bought that actually saved me money or "improved my live":

>aliexpress.com/item/xiaomeme/32832078068.html
That xiaomem scredriver that is actually quite good. Plus, I only had like two mini scredrivers and I needed a few more anyways

>aliexpress.com/item/sexy/32885233361.html
>aliexpress.com/item/sexy2/32818194074.html
Some swimsuits for the gf that are surprisingly well made and impossible to get local.

>aliexpress.com/item/metoo/32868898778.html
Partner look for me. Incredibly well made for the price, only a tad too small in the front. So I can only use it for cold water.

>aliexpress.com/item/pegging/32818745453.html
some pegging accessories that are much cheaper than from the big brands but just as good. I mean, pegging ain't no rocket science, so I don't really see why I should pay more when I just wan't to fulfil some slightly non-standard pegging needs.

WTF?

How about you (I'm the guy OP is quoting) step back for a second, mind your own business and let people spend their money the way they want to??

Go be a moralfag somewhere else please. It is my business what I do with my money, even if I choose tho throw it down the drain or light it on fire, why would you worry about it?

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>to get a lot of tiny packages which gives me a few moments of happiness after wageslaving the day away.
That's not a solution to your problems, that just adding another one on top.

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aliexpress.com/item/32818194074.html

Wifey likes these a lot, are they fit to size?

Because you are affecting my life with your decisions, so I'm going to have a say on it.

These do, but they're a bit large at the top. If she's got small tits, be prepared to do some alterations.

>CO2 emissions

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I'd like to purchase a Xiaomi Notebook Pro. What should I know before buying one?
About the laptop itself and the taxing of course.
Thanks in advance anons~

>room temperature IQs

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I'm thinking about getting a dog.
That way I can get some love in my life plus I can order more packages.

Thoughts?

what's the most expensive item you bought on Aliexpress ? I'm scared to order anything more than 100$.

No it is too much responsibility.
Get an iRobot at least that cleans your house

Research the subject first and go to the local shelter. They'll help you in picking a dog, plus they'll give you lots of tips. You'll have lots of love and social interactions if you'll take him/her on walks, but it's a big responsibility so get some tips from a shelter first to see if you're really ready for a dog.

Yes and no.
Yes, because dogs are great and can be helpful for fighting autism.
No, because dogs are living beings and require a lot of responsibility and once you got one, you gotta stick with it.
Maybe see if there's some animal shelter close to you that let volunteers walk their dogs? You can test if thats actually something for you and you get to walk a dog. Girls like dogs, apparently that is a pickup trick.
Maybe this way you find a girl AND a dog?

Stop projecting.

>a dog is too much responsibility
wat? brah...

Alterations will not be needed, thanks for the tip man! Gonna order one of each color :)

Just get an onahole instead.

Bump :(

That sounds like a good idea. Shall purchase $100 worth of led strips in various configurations from Taobao.

>write us a review when you get it
m.banggood.com/Orange-Pi-PC-H3-Quad-core-Learning-Development-Board-p-1010455.html?rmmds=search
I will also here was the product I bought.
It's on sale so it seemed something I might try.

what's a good dirt cheap fast wireless charger for my s9?

$100 worth of LED strips? How big is your desk man?
I buy 5 meters of LED strip for like $5 on ali..

If you living in Europe, use Gearbest and they do dropshipping and you won't pay any taxes. They're great machines but not bang for buck, they're more on the high end then you'd think.

It's better to use Samsung certified accessories with your phone.

are chinese pc parts any good? need some fans

speaking of roombas are there any good chink fake ones?

It's a fan what's gonna go wrong, they're a commodity part.