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>superd
>doesn't make my d big

>women can't do anything without a man
>man women

>abort
>no blood comes out of my computer

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>cp
>just copies

>cd
>is not made obsolete by dvd

>sudo
>doesn't generate a pseudonym

>stdio
>isn't actually a studio

>touch
>doesn't actually touch anything

Is that moot?

>sudo
>not psuedo

>emerge
>only thing that emerges is smoke from your burnt CPU

literally who?

>curl
>doesn't display a cute sleeping fox

>killall
>doesn't kill anyone at all

>ssh
>computer doesn't shut up

>std::in
>doesn't give you AIDS

echo "hello, world!"
>doesn't go "hello world! lo world! world! orld!"

>creat
>it creates

>head
>doesn't suck you off

>fish
>doesn't swim

>strip
>doesn't get naked

>std::out
>doesn't transmit AIDS

>gnuplot
>doesn't plot a gnu

>touch
>i didn't feel anything

>screen
>doesn't let the breeze in

>less
>is more

I cri evertim

>power
>overwhelming

>latex
>isn't even the stable dispersion of polymer microparticles in an aqueous medium

>shutdown
>doesn't censor goyim

>watch
>doesn't show time

>libreboot
>doesn't provide a system restart library

>pacman
>doesn't play my favorite arcade game

>halt
>computer halts

Who?

>wish
>doesn't grant wishes

>sleep
>computer doesn't go to bed

>cp
>no cp

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>cout
>it's dark outside

>chmod
>mods are still the same here

>int
>it's actually g

ITT: Babby's first existential crisis

>cd
>doesn't boot cd

Are you browsing /sci/ too?

>execute file
>file remains intact

>cat
no meow

Kek

>cin
>Tyrone is already in my gf

That would be such a great April Fools joke to play on my coworkers except I don't have a job

>shutdown
>doesnt even shut down the computer unless you feed it the right ancient flags

>Crt

>Doesn't control my life that's spiraling out of control into a life of misery and loneliness.

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fuck off back to wojackposter

:(

it would be so great if arch devs included a little pacman clone in pacman-contrib at least

>shutdown -h
>doesn't halt, just shutsdown

>println
>doesn't print Helen

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>yum
>Isn't even tasty

>apt-get
>doesn't sign the lease on a new apartment

>git
>doesnt shoo unruly youngsters off my lawn

>cp
>doesn't give me pizza

>ifup
>what if I go down on my friend's mom instead?

whomever it is, it's a flaming homosexual tranny faggot pedophile dogfuck incest wanker cunt bitch

i've always legit thought touch was such a weird command for creating a file.

So touch is for that? Huh. I just do
echo >newfile

>sprintf
>isn't faster than printf

>pacman
>can't wakka wakka

Who? I've never heard of that faggot

Whoever that is.
"Moot" is still the subject in that sentence.

Seriously, why do commands have to be so weird. Why can't it be "say" instead of "echo", or "read" instead of "cat". Wouldn't it be better if you could just do
say abcd
abcd

>stdlib
>isn’t a leftist with aids

Because say doesn't say input, it reflects it. If it said it you'd hear words.

Kek

Who is this gay jew?

im on to you, cuntyboy.

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>"hurrr durr herp derp heerfpfpfff"

you mean ctrl?
you really do need some control.

>CapsLock
>my hat still falls off
>F
>not on the F1 to F12 row
>Esc
>I'm still here

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>he thinks liberalism is left wing

>sed
>says nothing

>finger
>no vagina smell

>touch
>no handjob received

>windows 2000
>made before windows 10
>solid state drive
>there aren't any drives made of other states of matter

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well it also updates access and modification times.
you can use --date=STRING instead of current time, for instance.

>calloc
>doesn't call OC

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