>"Your resume looks very nice, however we only want the best for this team."
>"What's that? You can't dream in code? I'm sorry then, it looks like this job isn't for you."
"Your resume looks very nice, however we only want the best for this team."
only dubs gets hired itt
nice try but check these ^
Baby needs a matching 401k
CHECK THESE
Then I'm set.
Is a cunny degree enough for the job?
Check em
lets end this
>"So far we've only hired this 14-year-old and some whiz kid named Joshua Ngoka."
if i get doubles Go is a tranny hipster language and everyone has to install templeOS
please do the needful thank u sir
Jow Forums confirmed unemployed
speak for yourself
i like lolis
If I get trips, can I be the manager?
Said nobody ever in any of dimensions.
Stop projecting. You're just a fucking loser.
this kills the Jow Forums
OH SHIT
you were saying?
No shit retard.
If I get quads can I get him fired?
And everybody hates you.
WE ARENT WORTHY
So we're going to have 2 managers, but no workers?
You guys are useless.
watttttttt
Will someone finally get hired?
this is Jow Forums user
two shay
Hi, I'm your new coworker.
>Anime
You're fired.
we don't hire pedos or weebs here. you're zero for two and you smell just awful.
Im you’re man
CEO reporting for duty.
n u m e r i c a l s
I don't even know how to program but I have nice tits.
but is your dick feminine enough though
WTF?
What do I do if I have a degree in CS and a few years web dev experience but no longer want to be a web developer/software dev?
dubs will get you only into middle position sorry
How about these trips?
get another job and try other stuff?
thanks megasatan
I just want a webdev job
N I C E
I
C
E
Yeah okay, but what kind of job? Honestly I don't know.
I am in the same boat user, explore and find out, you have nothing to lose
Beyond
Based
...
absolutely based
i'm already employed lol
welcome to real life
>you're not even a programmer. where's nene's nenes?
I was dreaming in Lua the other day
It was truly awful
>anime
Looks like I'm going back to McDonald's
That's not anime, you idiot.
I'll make the logo
>dream in code
>it's javascript
>NO DAD NO NOT THE "UNDEFINED VARIABLE THIS"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Roll
But I am employed
Based
I'll maintain diversity in your company
reporting
Check 'em
scriptfags needs to be hanged in public square and have their bodies fed to the pigs fucking bitch whore
Checkeeemmm
l-like, i just want a job...
>scriptfags
Jow Forums is so slow that I literally timed all of , and by hand.
Yes
You know the silly thing? Programmers don't even code that much.
So, when are we going to have welcome party like in the doujinshi I've read?
You can only say that if you yourself get dubs. Therefore your post is invalid I'm afraid.
I dream in memes, am I qualified?
>he doesn't meme in dreams
Fired.
check'em
Oh no no no no
hope I get hired
Alrighty then here comes a 5
Fucking get good.
Although, now that I'm bragging I'm going to fuck it up.
Rollan
>Dream in code
>its COBOL
I dream about put penis in vagina at least.
That poor kid. He got a young start and got memed for it.
what's this from
>He doesn't dream in JCL to literally control jobs
I do that sometimes on /b/ by refreshing page one, and keeping the reply box open in the other tab. When nice digits are approaching, or at least when I think they are, I post. This has worked a few times. Like a lot, actually. Used to work way more before the cancer reCAPTCHA took over.
read em n weep ya cucks
>Why are you passionate about some fucking business software used by 60+ y/o boomers and some 20-going-on-80 year olds who NPC as accountants or lawyers or something?
Basically say that. Go to LinkedIn, shit up a page about you, set your status to "I want a new job, recruiters come fuck my shit up" and a recruiter will definitely hit you up that week. Tell the recruiter what you're looking for and why, they'll give you some advice and find you some shit.
Probs also a good idea to figure out what you want, not what you don't want. Maybe you wanna be a Business Analyst or some other kind of business trash role.
Saying you're in IT and are looking for a job is like being the hot chick before prom, all the recruiters are gonna be trying to chat you up.
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya
>Recruiter tells you you didn't make it instead of leaving you hanging
OP has never been to a job interview it seems
here's my application
Christian Bale looks different here.
Alright, but first you should know that I use emacs, emacs and only emacs.
Welcome to our team friend
yeah, is not that hard on Jow Forums.
In /a/ I need surgeon precision