Chromebooks are the ULTIMATE computer. Here's why

Chromebooks are the ULTIMATE computer. Here's why.

Normies don't want a computer. They want a home appliance. A Facebook machine. And, when they try to use their machine for anything else, they don't know what the fuck they are doing. And that's not safe. They get viruses. They fuck things up.

A Chromebook is, essentially, the quintessential normie machine. It's cheap, easy to use, hardened, and REALLY secure.

But for those that do KNOW what they are doing, Chromebooks are also absolutely fine. Just enable developer mode, and you will have access to all the usual UNIX tools. There's nothing you can do on a Linux PC that you can't do on a Chromebook. Installing and setting up the things you need might be more complicated, but at the end of the day, if you are on developer mode, you KNOW what you are doing, so it is pretty easy.

Chromebooks are machines that are excellent for both normies AND power-users. This is why they are BASED and REDPILLED.

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you can dual boot linux and window7 on chromebook too right?

Why does Jow Forums always miss the point of products? Stop treating everything like consumer tech.

Windows? Maybe with an x86 Chromebook, but I don't understand why someone would subject themselves to that. And, of course they run Linux. ChromeOS is Linux.

If you have an Intel Chromebook, yes, you can run Windows. If you have an ARM one, you can run a Linux distro with ARM support on it just fine. Chrome OS is just a hardened Linux distro after all.

>crumbbooks

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>But for those that do KNOW what they are doing, Chromebooks are also absolutely fine.
Why bother? They are still locked down even in developer mode and you have an annoying step you have to go through every time you boot to keep it in developer mode, and some models you have to open up in order to remove write protection which risks damaging it. I wouldn't call it Linux if you're not free to do whatever on it. You can get around it, but at what cost? You'll end up with a machine you'll have to maintain more than LFS.

Don't do the mistake of buying a Chromebook if you want to run Linux on it.

Nonstandard keyboard. therefore irrelevant and excluded from consideration

>Chromebooks are the Ultimate computer
>Chromebooks are just Facebook machines

Decide, OP

There’s a reason schools use them, and that’s because they’re restrictive shit in every sense of the word.

>Chromebooks are the ULTIMATE computer.
Then explain 1.35% desktop share, and consider how low that would be if public schools didn't buy them by the thousands. Its a overpriced tablet with a keyboard and a failure as a product.

>I wouldn't call it Linux if you're not free to do whatever on it
Linux is just a kernel and is not defined by permissions.

>Linux is just a kernel
0/8 bait

What do you think Linux is?

for the same reason I unironically like macOS. MacBooks are cancer though, wouldnt buy one

macOS is a lot less locked down than ChromeOS.

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They are expensive. A tablet is cheaper.

Why doesn't somebody just sell cheap Ubuntu laptops. If normies are willing to buy Chromebooks, then what's the difference. They're both Linux, meaning the consumer won't be for looking to play games or do Adobe work.

Only a very small number of computer users use Adobe or play with video toys.

Exactly, then you'd think something like Ubuntu laptops would sell really well.

But they don't. There needs to be a specific hardware to market them with. ChromeOS runs on low powered, usually ARM, chips which allow for long battery life and extreme portability. Simply putting Ubuntu on any x86 crapbox, like Dell does, does not stand out and will not sell.

For some it's usefull, for some it's not.
Some people hate it, some love it.
It's a thing on the market. People can buy it if they want to, which is fine.

He's right though, android phones/tablets/books and chromebooks are locked down linux devices.
Is linux still the most used if these aren't linux? They say it actually minix anyway because of intel botnet processors but I don't know there's alot of arm devices.

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Chromebooks are probably better for consumers, but they've never caught on outside of education for two reasons that entwined.
>Can't run Windows programs
>The device itself just looks like any standard Laptop
Chromebooks are frightening for consumers because not all of their existing software will run on it, but Chromebooks are also not exciting enough to encourage people to ignore that.

iPads did way better than Chromebooks because they were exciting devices at the time, people didn't care if it didn't run any of their software because wow it's all multi-touch!

youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI

That's not something disputable: Chrome OS is unironically botnet. I still like it though.

Can you watch streaming movies on chromebook? Any IPS models ? What their limitations compared to a standard i5 win 10 laptop ?

I'm interested because of the battery life.

Underage, leave.

Your school locks them down for a reason.

Yup. Chromebooks are toasters with nice speakers and nice screens. There is nothing better than that for a normie. However, I would not recommend you install Linux on one. Like I said previously, they are toasters and are not designed (spec wise) to do basic tasks like open an IDE or more...

If you're going to use Linux, just by a decent laptop. You don't even need one with a good screen.

I agree with most of what you are saying but you clearly don't own a chromebook

I think he is saying Chromebooks are the ultimate computer for normies who only need a web browser on their computer.

starryhope.com/chromebooks/chromebook-comparison-chart/#

Their limitations are that they are really slow dual cores. And the ARM chips aren't much better. Having said that I can stream via HDMI high bitrate 4k sports events to my big TV. Which run 3 to 4 hours flawlessly. Then disconnect and go back to browsing for another 4 hours before needing a charge.

Yep yep and yep. I have a lolacer that I use for shitposting with a 1080 lcd and it's unironically one of the best laptops I've ever owned. It needs charged occasionally. It reminds of crapple back during the xp / Vista years. Clean, reliable computer with a retarded long battery life. I would have killed for one in college.

*mom clicks something and installs a malware Chrome extension*
nothing personnel, kid

>not putting Haiku OS on your chromebook
lmao plebs

OK, and what does that botnet do that is so damaging to me? In short please.

This is the biggest problem.
Lack of home, end, delete, page up, page down is obnoxious.
Sure there's two-key combos for those in the Chrome browser itself but that won't help you in Linux programs or when you're RDP/VNC/etc to remote machines.

>Powerwash
Problem solved.

>whole premise is that they're normie-proof
>expecting normies to know about powerwash

fascinatingcaptain.com/projects/automate-chromebook-fixes-for-linux/

Solved.

If you didn't know I can see how someone who owns the device hadn't ever heard of it.

Leaves you vulnerable to privacy concerns.

OK, so they know I watch porn, like jazz/bigband/swing/boogie-woogie music, spend my money on useless shit. drive a old italian car, what slav country I am from, have a android phone from a few gen's ago, who I call and for how long, what insurance I have, how much money in the bank I have and what kinda accounts, love the color wine-red, am losing sight in my right eye, am not a heavy drinker and like to go on forums.

Now again; what does that botnet do that is so damaging to me?

>can't use chromeos compositing and WM on Ubuntu
FUCK

>Chrome is an OS

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If it's the ultimate normalfag product why don't they sell like the ultimate normalfag product

laptop market isnt a growing one, and people stick to what they know

sloppy job mossad

Because markets do not work like that. It is really hard to break the Wintel monopoly.

Nobody has a Chromebook outside mutt-land

>Why doesn't somebody just sell cheap Ubuntu laptops.
Microsoft tends to crawl up their anuses and leave them spiked presents if they do that.