What can MongoDB do that traditional RDBMSs can't?

What can MongoDB do that traditional RDBMSs can't?

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Be a meme software.

>mongo
This is right there with gimp as the worst names in software. Who the hell names something that almost fills like saying mongoloid?

this so much

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>Mongo only pawn in the game of life

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Making me lose my sanity. Even MSDE 2000 couldn't do that when I was forced to work with it.

literally nothing, the only advantage was horizontal scaling and now with managed databases this has become irrelevant

MongoDB is a scam on the scale of a public company

it utilizes JSON, allowing you to use ODMs like mongoose, if you're already using nodejs it just makes everything more consistent across the entire project

Be insecure the moment you install it

But you have ORM for sql too like knex (based) or Sequelize (cringe)

Sequelize is one of the shittiest pieces of software ever written.

can't be shittier than Django

It is, thats why Knex is so fucking good

Sharding and webscale.

> webscale
What's this?
> Sharding
Pretty sure it's possible to partition tables and store them in separate locations in Postgres.

Give me the quick rundown on django.

Webscalar Leaks data users

It's shit.

>literally nothing, the only advantage was horizontal scaling and now with managed databases this has become irrelevant
Also there's OrbitDB (IPFS-backed) and CockroachDB (georeplicable SQL DB) in the open source space if you don't want to use Aurora or Dynamo or whatever the fuck Azure uses.

Did they fix the data loss bug?

What should I use instead of DJango?

Laravel

what's wrong with mongo are you racis?

Firebase is the best noSQL, deal with it.

nothing can help you if you open your anus to the entire world

>php

Phoenix

Lol imagine using something called Mongoloid Databases lmaooo am I right hehe

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It's just a crutch for retard webdevs to have something they can dump json into

lose your data lmoa

Express + body parser. Literally can't get easier

Rails

node + express

Sharding can be done in Azure SQL