Jow Forums job thread

>Your job title
The boss. CEO. The man. The owner.
>Your wage
50% of profits.
>Your degree
>Your school
Self-taught.
>Your virginity
What do you think?

Junior DevOps Engineer
1k$/m
Moscow
Irrelevant Political science degree
Lost at 16 but didn't get too much action after that

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Software Engineer
130K
Oakland
None
None
Lost 15 years ago

>PhD student in meme learning
>Low
>London
>Aerospace eng
>world top 10
>lost 5 yrs or so ago

>Title
Investment Banking Analyst
>Wage
$85k + ~20% bonus
>City
Chicago
>Degree
Finance
>School
Large state school
>Virginity
:^)

>N/A
>welfare
>Orlando
>N/A
>N/A
>29 to a hooker

Judge me I honestly don’t give a fuck

Fuck off FBI. I ain't giving you shit

Web Developer
Rs 15000
Bangalore
Bachelor CS Engineering
Cochin University
Virgin

Pls no bully

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15000 rs per month (~200$)
23 and virgin

Lead Developer
2.5 million pesos /mo
Santiago
Computer Engineering
Catholic University of Chile
Lost it to a drunk girl when I was 22, only escorts since then.

>software engineer
>137k cad (101k usd)
>waterloo
>software engineering
>guelph university
>is a gay whore so, take a guess

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y eso cuanto es en dolares?

se orinó el chilote seguro esta pensando en traicionar

Freelance Software/Web Developer
$50/hr
Fuck off
Only did 2 semesters of CC and dropped out with a 4.0
Local public highschool
KHHV

>Railroad communications intern
>4150 a month
>major city in the south
>BS EE
>Tech school in the power 5
>i am one

>SOC Analyst
>$45k
>The west
>comp sci
>gf acquired

pretty comfy job honestly, especially on night shifts. I do reports which take an hour then watch an empty queue for the rest of the shift. Lots of free time to practice code and cybersecurity or just dick around.

>Staff engineer (software)
>90k /y
>Computer science degree
>Have wife
>24

>Title
archives trainee
>Wage
$20/hr
>City
New York
>Degree
MLS
>School
not gonna pinpoint myself even more
>Virginity
lost

>Commercial diesel parts specialist

>$21.50 per hour

>Somewhere Massachusetts

>Masters

>Undisclosed

>Lost

>Your job title
Researcher (Pharma R&D)
>Your wage
$85K + ~15% bonus
>Your city
NYC
>Your degree
Biology
>Your school
CUNY
>Your virginity
30, married

Fuck off sudaca.

> PhD student
> £15,000 a year with £6000 for travel + free laptop
> never you mind
> Mathematics and Physics
> top 10
> still got that shit senpai

>title
Uh. Senior engineer I guess. Or maybe more like one of those emotional support dogs that hang around the office.
>wage
100k
>city
Hicksville, Denmark
>degree
EE
>school
You won't have heard of it.
>virginity
I am a wizard.

>Job title
Security Engineer
>Wage
€7.5k/month
>city
berlin
>degree
no degree
>virginity
tfw no gf

Is that wage real or LARP?

>Your job title
Qa
>Your wage
300k
>Your city
San jose
>Your degree
Business bs
>Your school
Garbage state school
>Your virginity
Not fully intacy

Intacy = intact. Also I feel it's important to post this because Americans don't know San Jose exists, but every indian does. And 99.9% of applicants are indian here, and they are no better (often worse) than a decent applicant that browses Jow Forums.

Software engineer
130k
SF
CS BSc
Somewhere in EU
Still there

>Your job title
Full stack web engineer
>Your wage
$168,000
>Your city
Seattle
>Your degree
Computer Science
>Your school
University of Idaho
>Your virginity
No sir.

>cybersecurity consultant
>150k
>US east coast
>bs computer science
>B tier school in CA
>gone but not forgotten

>Your job title
junior developer
>Your wage
48k/year after taxes
>Your city
toronto
>Your degree
didnt go
>Your school
didnt go
>Your virginity
lost right before 16th birthday to qt polkinka gf

$3.6k USD

Real. Our money is kinda silly.

>Your job title
Bartender
>Your wage
Sometimes $50 to $60 an hour, sometimes bad
>Your city
New Orleans
>Your degree
BA in Political Science, on the fast track to MS in Comp Sci in 2 years
>Your school
several
>Your virginity
Lost at 25? Had hs gf but never actually finished inside her

>Your job title
SRE - Infrastructure Automation Engineer
>Your wage
120k/yr
>Your city
Boston, MA
>Your degree
BSCS
>Your school
Georgia Tech
>Your virginity
I have had sex

>Your job title
Electronics Engineer
>Your wage
$80k + 12% super
>Your city
Melbourne
>Your degree
Mechatronics Engineering (Hons)
>Your school
Monash University
>Your virginity
Still with the girl I lost my virginity to, four years later

nigger neet

>Your job title
PhD student
>Your wage
4000$
>Your city
Denmark
>Your degree
Robotics
>Your virginity
Lost at 25

>Your job title
Finding one
>Your wage
$0,00
>Your city
Brazil
>Your degree
BA in CC, MS in CC
>Your virginity
Stil there afaik

Does Qa mean you test code for bugs?

>Math Teacher
>300k
>West Coast
>Mathematics
>One in the west
>Any job I want

>Your job title
Administrative assistant
>Your wage
30k
>Your city
Bum fuck, Indiana
>Your degree
High School diploma
>Your school
>Your virginity
Lost at 15, in a basement in Michigan

>>Your job title
digital chauffeur
>>Your wage
6 pittance
>>Your city
Flagstaff
>>Your degree
geology
>>Your school
NDSU
>>Your virginity
MIA

>Your job title
Deal clerk
>Your wage
$12.38/he
>Your city
Prefer not to answer. Cost of living: $8.75/he
>Your degree
Computer Science BS
>Your school
Big 10
>Your virginity
Gone at 17

>Title
Professional Neckbeard
>Wage
More than you
>Residence
My mom's basement, I don't go outside so I don't know where I am in the world
>School
Stackoverflow
>Virginity
I am no longer mortal

>>Your job title
Bakery clerk
>>Your wage
$17/hr
>>Your city
Toronto
>>Your degree
Working on BSc. Comp Sci
>>Your school
Ryerson University
>>Your virginity
Lost it to my girlfriend; we agreed to marriage.

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>>Your job title
Software Engineer
>>Your wage
55k
>>Your city
Plano TX
>>Your degree
Philosophy
>>Your school
pussy ass liberal arts school
>>Your virginity
lost it at 18.

>>Your job title
high level actuary (FCAS/CERA)
>>Your wage
income for 2017 was nearly $300,000 after the bonus
>>Your city
i live outside of northeast metro area
>>Your degree
B.S in mathematics and other things
>>Your school
top school in the northeast
>>Your virginity
my wife took it away and i took hers

>Junior Developer
>$65,000
>DC
>BS in comp sci
>average small liberal arts school
>lost it a year ago no luck since then

Yes, basicallyake sure software changes function and dont cause regression.

programmer
$120/hour
los angeles
ai/cs
stanford
gone at 16

>Your job title
Senior software engineer
>Your wage
130k usd
>Your city
Remote in NJ/NY area
>Your degree
Applied sciences in engineering
>Your school
State school
>Your virginity
Virgin. Never kissed a girl. Never held a womans hand. Trying to better myself.

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>Your job title
Full Stack software developer
>Your wage
95k
>Your city
Edmonton
>Your degree
Comp Sci
>Your school
University of Calgary
>Your virginity
Like a normal, functional human being I lost it as a teenager. Had sex with gf last night, gotta love midnight romps

>Your job title
None, Medicine student
>Your wage
$-50,000
>Your degree
BS Biology
>Your virginity
If i had a hymen it wouldve probably grown back at this point

>Your job title
Power Plant Operator
>Your wage
46.50/hr
>Your city
Not comfortable, too easy for idiots to make my life miserable.
>Your degree
None.
>Your school
N/A.
>Your virginity
Long gone.

>Your job title
Front End Web Developer
>Your wage
$55k
>Your city
Southern AZ
>Your degree
None
>Your school
N/A
>Your virginity
Lost at 17

>Your job title
Substation Design Engineer
>Your wage
70k
>Your city
Chicago
>Your degree
Electrical Engineering
>Your school
Texas A&M University
>Your virginity
Lost, 17yo

Security Guard (keeping an eye on oil rigs)
10 shekels a hour
South Texas
Associate in Computer Information Systems
A crappy college down by the river
Let me check, nope still got it.

Post pics from gently lit by moonlight oil rigs where you are smoking a cigarette while contemplating nostalgia.

>Your job title
Servicedesk Technician
>Your wage
$63,000pa
>Your city
Sydney
>Your degree
None
>Your school
N/A
>Your virginity
A few encounters, all of which were awkward

Lost virginity at 15 to an 18 year old.

>Job Title
Web Developer/Bug Tester.
>Wage
Wouldn't you like to know.
>City
See above answer
>Degree
Dropped out of the jewish college scam
>Virginity
Long gone.

OH NONONONO

How old are you?

27

Listening to an old art bell show.

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What are you not telling us user aren't NYC chicks notorious for dating down? Are you 5'6" or something?

>Quality engineer (trainee)
>$2000
>New Delhi
>Mechanical engineering
>shitty private college
>might loose it in 1-2 months (if lucky)

>>Your job title
Amazon courier
>>Your wage
£41000pa
>>Your city
L O N D O N
>>Your degree
Dropout polsci
>>Your school
Was Russell group
>>Your virginity
12, 17 yo girl basically raped me. Fucked a prostitute at 19 too.

Job is pretty ez and comfy, but got interview for a role that I want to do next week.

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AB fan

>interview for a role that I want to do next week.
so are you like in a movie or tv show something?

No but it did sound that way. It's a very comfy admin job.

>>Your job title
Developer
>>Your wage
~1.5k euro
>>Your city
Not saying
>>Your degree
masters in software engineering
>>Your school
who cares about school? Did you mean university? In either way not saying
>>Your virginity
I am a wizard.
>You don't have to answer all questions
Duh

>women
>dating down
>ever
>anywhere
I do not believe you.

>come to Jow Forums
>expect some neckbeard faggot discussing technology
>full of normal, unvirgin, rich and probably handsome people
ok?

>Your job title
Network Administrator or Application Developer, depending on who's asking.
>Your wage
If you calculate it pre tax (I'm paid specially)... like £55k. That's about $70k.
£3400 is deposited in my bank account every month.
>Your city
Newmarket, UK
>Your degree
Working on an IT degree.
>Your school
Doing Penn State online.
>Your virginity
Lost it when I was 16, I am 22 now.

>Your job title
>Your wage
>Your city
>Your degree
>Your school
>Your virginity

Your job title
>Your wage
>Your city
>Your degree
>Your school
>Your virginity

>Your job title
Assistant researcher, I work part-time as a software developer on a physics data analysis framework
>Your wage
11.50€/hour
>Your city
Karlsruhe
>Your degree
Bachelor's degree in physics
>Your school
Karlsruhe Institute of Technology
>Your virginity
Still intact.

if not bait then I got to the same college. Good to know I'll be piss poor in the near future.

I'll have you known that I had distinction too and never failed any subjects, also I had to stay NEET for an year before I got 2 months ago. These days I warn against anyone who thinks about joining such third tier enginigger colleges.

>70962547
>Your job title
Web Dev
>Your wage
$75k USD
>Your city
Anywhere Indiana
>Your degree
Useless criminal Justice
>Your school
Useless City school.

FML. Been there 6 years and can't move up or elsewhere. Web Dev is being a pencil for someone else who inevitably uses up all of your eraser. My eraser is long gone. user, do this, user do that. Surprise, user! Those were bad ideas! Let's redo it. Now do this. While you redo all this, you need to maintain all this other work ...

BTW ഇപ്പോ അവിടെ എങ്ങനെ കാര്യങ്ങൽ?

I regret joining it too and my branch is a meme one. Probably won't even graduate on time since I stopped caring anymore. Backlogs have been stacking up like pizza boxes.
Still I thought CS kids had it better. Are your batch mates in the same situation? Why didn't you go abroad for MS?

>faggy intern at tech company
>$9600/month
>still in school
>you haven't heard of my school
>still a virgin

>ഇപ്പോ അവിടെ എങ്ങനെ കാര്യങ്ങൽ?
had to use translate. Dunno malayalam. Idk much I just go to my dept and come back.

>Your job title
Sales Associate
>Your wage
$8.50/h
>Your city
n/a
>Your degree
Attending uni for a mechanical engineering degree
>Your school
University of Wisconsin
>Your virginity
Traded V-Cards

I think you need to realise that all work is like this.

You get paid well for where you are. Just be happy with it or make a move into contract work.

How rough/expensive is it working in Seattle? AWS is pretty aggressively recruiting help desk at 90+, is that enough to live comfortably?

>fbi
they dont give a single shit about this website. Maybe cia or nsa but they are very busy right now

AI you idiot