>be me
>see cockroach fren chilling on ceiling
>decide to hack at it with a broom and make it drop to the floor
>grab pocket knife and go in for the kill
>only manage to pierce it's abdomen before it scrurries off into the crack that seperates my cupboard from the wall
>absoluetly no way I can get to it
>now it's probably gonna die a slow and painful death
I feel horrible
Adrian Hernandez
Jace Kelly
bugs can't process pain you utter retard
Aiden Peterson
yes they can
Christopher Collins
Who the fuck kills cockroaches with a pocket knife
Jeremiah Walker
>grab pocket knife and go in for the kill
you're a dangerous man
Adrian Martinez
it was the only weaponry I had near me
Jeremiah Evans
schizo spam
John Evans
this but unironically
Ian Clark
if they can survive nuclear war they can survive being stabbed by a hysterically screaming transvestite kiwi
Ryan Nelson
He honestly sounds like the normal everyday Australian to me
Hudson Young
it's only a basic pocket knife though
Carter Hernandez
who are oyu quoting
Noah Jackson
based
Logan Howard
OP what if the pocket knife was replaced with a gun
yes I know the gun laws in Australia are really strict but lets just assume you somehow got a gun
Tyler Smith
please poke your eyeballs with it :)
Luis Robinson
guys, it came back. you can see where I stabbed it. as I'm typing this, it's on it's backside dying from it's injuries.
7096538
shoot it of course.
Adrian Lewis
R.I.P
Bentley Anderson
Might as well kill it to end its suffering
Jayden Wilson
Now eat it :)
Sebastian White
Don't feel bad.
The world is literally designed for this exact thing to happen, fren.
Don't sweat the gruesome details.
It's the natural cycle of life.
Juan Reyes
Fun fact OP
>the average lifespan of a cockroach is 100 to 180 days
Jose Perez
i did the humane thing and decapitated it.
only finns would do such a nasty thing. also, fuck captchas!
Dylan Roberts
that's pretty long in cockroach years.
Lincoln Clark
all joking aside, at least it will live on through the internet :')
Lincoln Bailey
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