what would you do if you woke up one day and you looked like this
What would you do if you woke up one day and you looked like this
Wrong board retard
masturbate
>take the dick cage off
>appreciate the decent looking frame I was given now
>go work out/buy well fitting clothes eventually
>fuck bitches because I'm not a twink fag
Thanks OP
u don't have the key
heterosexuality is a spook
Its not that hard to break the cage desu
u have experience here?
tell us more
I watch videos about lock picking and I'm pretty sure most dick cages are easy pick (he hasn't reviewed any dick cages though) also you might just be able to open that thing with brute force
I have that body and they don't make well-fitting clothes for it. I look look like a slob because everything is so baggy.
If you can't break it with your bare hands your body content is at least 45% s.oy, faggot.
i already look like that
Make a thread with a pic of myself and ask people what would they do if they woke up one day and they looked like this
Prove it or move it
Probably be very happy with my skin being normal.
But very unhappy about loss of gains and cage on muh dick.
Shop online, most fashionable clothes are made for slimmer frames so unless you're just shopping at vanilla dept stores there should be no reason you're having trouble finding well fitting clothes.
Browse /fa/ a little bit they'll help you out
Stop bathing i grease first, and wash that pillow of your sometimes, maybe then you'll get your normal skin.
And if that won't help, there's always androkur
I barely even eat greasy food, for fucks sakes I'm at 58kgs.
I change my bedsheets every week and my pillow at midweek.
> And if that won't help, there's always androkur
pls no
I actually can't even use tranny pills, they will completely fuck me up.
Already do
cute
I guess the only way left for your salvation lies in mass genocide of smoothskin scum desu. Get those guns blazing, my dear ghoul friend!
b-but smooth skin is cute, I can't possibly do that
How weakwilled. I guess you are just a good for nothing runt after all.
Kill myself. For the greater good, y’know?
How do I get cute smoothskin bf if I succeed in my crusade though?
Its really not an option if you think about it.
I'd pull my dick out of that tube thing and wonder how to get the ring thing off my balls
Keep doing what I usually do every day but with a slightly better body?
This guy gets it
>want a nice chastity cage but they all cost >$150
Kill me. Been thinking of getting one of those nanos, or a nub.
My upper body looks sorta like this, I have a bit more muscle though
whore myself out to horny boys.
that body is made for being a boislut
Become a cute girl :3