Whats your opinion on dick, Jow Forums?

make me niggah

;w; :c

Get one then, follow your dreams, get on some dating sites, or grindr, or go to gay bars, what's stopping you?

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>>I like them somewhat above average but not too big

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i think ur peepee is grat the way it is :3

hows your day, my deat aussiefrien?

>get on some dating sites
ded
>or grindr
ded
>or go to gay bars
there are more hot singles in my area than those
Gib good suggestion.

>cuddlefucking

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I like them small too, they're cute and easy to swallow.
Alright. Did some work, did some exercise for the first time in months. Overall productive day I think, compared to the usual. Yourself?
idk anything about Russia, I was always able to find what I wanted on grindr here and I met my boyfriend on okcupid so yeah.

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Thanks fren!
>I like them small too, they're cute and easy to swallow
Its the "too big" part that made me sad

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havent done crap today but be bored
but soon ill get to go home and cry about ">tfw had bf but he left me ;w;" and go to sleep

///w///

>sergies 20cm spaniard magnum bepper
[///w/// intensifies]

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FUCK GOD AND FUCK GENETICS

>huge penis humiliation
topkek
eh, i wasn't expecting anything really, guess I'll do something stupid somewhat soon if it keeps on going like this

Oh? The main issues I have with big ones is they can't fit all the way in me and/or they hurt during sex, also I tend not to be able to swallow the whole thing. Guys with big dicks generally don't seem to enjoy oral as much, probably cause they can't fit in peoples mouths as well, but I really like giving oral. Big dicks are enticing though, there is a part of me that's surprised and pleased when I see one. It's mainly practical things that make them an issue.

Crying is good. Things will probably be a bit rough for awhile depending on how invested you were but time heals all wounds, eventually you'll be back on the prowl again.

Something stupid like what?

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21!!!
DONT DO THAT
>The main issues I have with big ones is they can't fit all the way in me and/or they hurt during sex
>Guys with big dicks generally don't seem to enjoy oral as much, probably cause they can't fit in peoples mouths as well
>It's mainly practical things that make them an issue.
I'M PULLING THE TRIGGER

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i luv him more than i luv anything on this plane of existence and the fact that he isnt into me anymore makes me feel like a worthless waste of atoms desu desu

wowie its even b-bigger than i r-remember... *gulp*

imagine having a 'b'f and kissing estrogen pills to each other

Go find your ready and willing sizequeen already.

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A-AHHH! I am going to leave for good.

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Just don't post in gae threads, problem solved.

oh dont leave, this place is nice and comfy
it helped me discover the wonders of buttseks, helped me act and look cute as fugg, got me a bf and it singlehandedly wiped out my depression
join us user
join us...

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imagine snowballing eachother with estrogen enriched cum

Imagine killing yourselves

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that sounds fun too

i don't cum anymore :/

darn :c

I dont want a dirty sizequeen slut tho

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You shouldn't worry too much about it, yeah there might be some issues with some people but there will be just as many people who start drooling the second you bust the thing out. I'm kinda both.

Sounds like you're gonna need to do a lot of crying then. The fact that you're planning in advance to cry when you get home shows that you have the emotional maturity to get through this. You'll be alright in the end.

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Get a clean sizequeen nonslut?

>emotional maturity
ha
im not really planning to, i just know that thats whats gonna happen regardless

You should be planning to. Crying is good, that's exactly what you aught to do. Never avoid crying if you feel like you need to, you can wait until a more acceptable time to do it but never bottle it up.

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thanks for the advice, i appreciate it
...sounds kinda gay tho

why are danes so fucking GAY

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they are pretty nice. but also very lewd

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umm w-where was this post taken from?

thats kinda fucking gay ngl

hmm but im a girl

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some old threads on Jow Forums iirc

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The description you made sounded really awful though...
D-do those exist?

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fukkin hell linn, you finally killed him and stole his skin huh

fugg dood

Jow Forums is so fucking gay
Try morkie, he is also emotionally vulnurable right now so it will be extremely easy to get him do what you want.

n-no! im not a slutte...

Exactly, you'll fit perfectly.

no! i still wub my ex and i have integrity
i wont bend over for any random bepper that appears before me...
even sergie's m-magnificent... m-magnum cock

That's okay fren
Suuuuuure you are.
>The description you made sounded really awful though...
Are you a virgin or something? Your penis is fine, just finger them for awhile first, getting up to three or four fingers, and be careful to take it really slow when you put it in. You're overthinking it if you think the issues will be damning, it's a blessing and a curse, and anyway not everyone is like me, a lot of guys prefer them bigger.
>D-do those exist?
Yes.

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>even sergie's m-magnificent... m-magnum cock
Already hooked.
Said it would be ez.

N-NO!
STOPPIT!
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You people are unironically
undeniably
unequivocally
retarded.

>he acctually thought about it
dumb slutte

if you have ever seen or touched a dicke you are big gay
this is just a fact

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yeet

NO I DIDNT! STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS

this honestly
i dont even know what a dick is, i just heard mommy say that her's itches alot

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Of course but once you take the gay part away from Jow Forums then there is not much left. I think I am better off to pull myself out completely before it's too late. Never thought I would be defeated by gayness one day. Be aware of my failure fellow allies.
Being gay will harm my overall quality of life, so no thank you.

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i dont see how that could be true, but you could always just become a cute straight conservative girl with a qt girldick uwu
most women suck regardless of your choice so good luck, my niggy

S-STOP!!!
>Logged off

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>Of course but once you take the gay part away from Jow Forums then there is not much left.
Exactly. Jow Forums is a gay board. Heteronormatives should join us, accept us, or leave. There is no other way, you cannot win this fight, and even if you do, there will be nothing left. This is our board.

Anyway I'm going the fuck to sleep l8er nerds.

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Well, good job scaring that horrible tranny orbiter, those people are obviously the worst!
Night.

aww c'mon
you'd look soooooo cute in a pair of stockings
plus im sure you havnt even felt your boibutton get pushed before, believe me, you'd loooove it~

sleep tight lad, have a fun day tomorroy ^w^

hey, all im trying to do is help him acheive his true potential and find happiness and a buff daddy bf to cuddle with

Y'all gay or sumn

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my ass faggot

no u

what're ya sayin, buddy?

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u're gae

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i wanna suck every Jow Forumsers penis dry. is that gay? im a boy but is that really gay? its if the balls touch right?

no fuckin way!
youre the only ghei here niggy

if the balls touch the air youre breathing, then ye, its big homo

oh no! well im gay UwU. i wish my bf could fuck the shit out of me soon. i made him precum too much by just talking.

That is in fact gay, even if the balls don't touch. Sucking on a peener makes u gæ
Wrong.

it does? but it feels so good? why is the gay bad?

Ok, lets get real here.
Its only gay if you have a raging hard on doing that.

I mean
it's not gay at all since you're a veritable female... LINN!

lad just look at yourself
you're a prime example of the homoseks

i remember when gay stuff didnt give me boners. now they really do. also i have a boner now

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o-oh...
whoops...

Idk sky man said gay is bad in some old book

im not her omg please stop! you know who i am you romanian dummy

do you believe in the sky man?

our dear sky daddy is very nice if you follow his orders
shut it linn
go do your brothers makeup or something jeez

Actually he didn't. He said sodomy is bad.

nooo im ritsu! omg please stop this

Believed up to like 12, until my grandpa died. He had a stroke, we were praying and shit, but he passed away a couple days later. Fuck sky man, prayers dont work

kot id get

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i get that. sounds pretty sad. i hope it went better then what i think it sounds like. both my parents are christian. i never ever felt a connection to God and the bible was just like fairy tales to me. i read more science magasines then holy scriptures and stuff even though i went on sunday school.

stop pretending to be ritsu
he's had enough and that's why he ran away to Sweden with that rapist dude

boipussy fuccing isn't sodomy since its a type of vagina uwu

Sucking dicke is though. Honestly anything other that missionary for the sole purpose of procreation is.

i didnt. we are still friends but dont call him a rapist. he is just a bit obsessive and its mean to call someone who loves me a rapist. he is much nicer then you

I wish I could have missionary sex for the purpose of having my ex impregnate my boipucci ;^;

oh... so you don't like me anymore huh?
well that's fine, I guess

rip

youtu.be/pnhSd7Zip4c

Hol' up, what about contact sports and showering after trainings? Are they gay?

yay I can finally go hoooooooomeeeeeee
cya succas

i do! i still love you... but i have other friends to take care of.. and you wanted me to ban you

>love you
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
also
cease the d*sc*rdry