Literally me
Literally me
Mason Cooper
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Adam Lewis
this but every word is replaced with various synonyms for hugs
Dylan Turner
You're pretty cool for a scot
Nathaniel Myers
that's stupid, where is the lewdness?
Asher Allen
hmm.. fine.
dumb but nice and based leaf
lewd is good sometimes i guess
but hugge is good too
Henry Collins
This but cuddling
Levi Roberts
youtube.com
I'm not dumb, I'm not nice, but being based is subjective so I can't say whether or not I really am.
hugs but also this and giving headpats as well
Kevin Jackson
>whore of Jow Forums said something based for a change
the end of time is drawing nigh
Daniel Russell
no you are nice and you can't convince me otherwise
you're also dumb but that can't be helped. it's not your fault you're a leaf
Isaiah Ross
what's wrong with your mouth?
Austin Martin
your mouth doesn't come out of your cheek?
Dylan Green
Maybe a visual aid would help
Easton Stewart
If I get trips quads also anything higher than quads or the numbers 1776, 1973, and 1488 in my ID or post number I'll fuck my brother; another possibility is if I get kot, kitten katten, dog, doggo, or doge, in my ID I'll do the same. If not I'll remain straight for the rest of my life.
Jaxon Hall
this post is wrong in many ways
you are just hiding behind a facade of ironic meanness
you are the nice and cuddly leaf
Alexander Bennett
Ye, I agree, sex is one of the cornestones in a relationship that can't be just thrown away for hugs and cuddles even though, they are pretty great. Anyway, goodnight.
Blake Lewis
goodnight
Leo Price
Ask that faggot icelander if I'm hiding behind a facade of ironic meanness
I'll probably never have to stop saying this, but here it is: I'm not being funny. I'm being mean.
Carter Perez
nuh uh i'm pretty sure you're just playfully teasing
Brandon Foster
hug me
Hudson Harris
of course!
but what are those bolt cutters for...
Camden Allen
>hugs
*shags
Don't worry, I fixed that typo for you.
Tyler Collins
>Cumdump
Thomas Diaz
literally the mind of every sexually frustrated incel
Matthew Allen
no shags
Nicholas Evans
I forgot, you need money to get wasted again. Here ya go.
Lucas Wilson
stop please no bully
Jaxson Jackson
The Slag is stripping for free!
Ryder Jackson
Flirting with the Slag! (Karen!)
Inviting the Slag to suck my cock!
Getting to know the Slag!
Walking the Slag home!
Lending the Slag my coat to keep her warm!
Comforting the Slag with my cock! (Karen's favorite!)
Holding hands with the Slag!
Kissing the Slag on the cheek!
Saying goodnight to the Slag!
Walking around the back of the Slag's apartment!
Waiting three hours behind the Slag's apartment!
Climbing up to the Slag's window!
Cracking open the Slag's window and climbing in!
Sneaking up to the Slag's bedside while she is asleep!
Stuffing my cock in the Slag's mouth!
Shoving my money up the Slag's fuckhole! (Karen fucks and sucks for money!)
Holding down the Slag! (Karen loves this part!)
Slipping my hand up the Slag's nightgown!
Punching the Slag to stop her squirming! (Karen likes it rough!)
Grabbing the Slag's ass!
Slipping my hand under Slag's pantsu!
Fingering the Slag's cunny!
Pulling up the Slag's nightgown!
Kissing and licking the Slag's tummy!
Sucking the Slag's perky pink nipples!
Licking the Slag's armpits!
Ripping off the Slag's pantsu!
Pulling the Slag's legs apart! (Karen's cunny is wetter than Water World!)
Sliding my cock into the Slag!
Fucking the Slag in the cunny and then the asshole!
Cumming inside the Slag multiple times!
Making the Slag my whore! (Karen is not fit be a wife!)
Rubbing my raw cock on the Slag's cute little feet!
Wiping away Slag's tears of joy!
Wrapping my hands around the Slag's throat! (Karen is into some weird stuff!)
Strangling the Slag until she stops breathing! (Whoops!)
Throwing the Slag out the window like a sack of potatoes!
Putting the Slag in my van and driving home!
Notice the Slag is still alive!
Putting the Slag's in concrete!
Driving the Slag to the dock at 3:16 am!
Drowning the concrete Slag in the lake!
Burning the Slag's bloody cum drenched clothes!
Helping Alice search for the Slag a week later! (where did Karen go!?)
Comforting Alice and assuring her that the Slag is just fine!
Flirting with Alice!
Adrian Morris
now you're doing this too?
Xavier Brown
Just raising awareness about the slag
Jordan Clark
down the rabbit hole*