I'm kinda bored and I have a bit of time to kill

I'm kinda bored and I have a bit of time to kill.
Anyone have anything they want me to read?

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Can you read this?

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I was hoping for copypasta or poetry or maybe short stories, but sure.
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!!!

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read the lyrics to my favorite k-pop song, despacito

Now this one please
(You don't have to read the post itself.)

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Read this
If I get trips quads also anything higher than quads or the numbers 1776, 1973, and 1488 in my ID or post number I'll fuck my brother; another possibility is if I get kot, kitten katten, dog, doggo, or doge, in my ID I'll do the same. If not I'll remain straight for the rest of my life.

>poetry
Here is mine I just shidded out.

I installed WiFi on my bike.
I sit in the woods online.
There's nothing here.
If you see the abyss go away from it.

I've never listened to despacito, and I'm not looking up the lyrics. That's a load of cum I have never had to swallow, and I don't intend to start now.
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fine then, gangnam style

AAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HERE'S A PIC OF CIRNO, ID WITH KOT IS KOT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on Jow Forums? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit on your faces.

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are you still doing the speaking thing?

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Very nice, user. Awesome delivery of voice.
Good thread.

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I don't speak dogeater so I probably couldn't read that.
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can you speak french?

I clapped and smiled, very good

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Not very well. I used to be more fluent but I haven't dealt with the french enough to speak it regularly in more than half a decade.

alright then, please just read the lyrics of through the fire and the flames then

read this


Litwo! Ojczyzno moja! Ty jesteś jak zdrowie,
Ile cię trzeba cenić, ten tylko się dowie,
Kto cię stracił. Dziś piękność twą w całej ozdobie
Widzę i opisuję, bo tęsknię po tobie
Panno święta, co Jasnej bronisz Częstochowy
I w Ostrej świecisz Bramie! Ty, co gród zamkowy
Nowogródzki ochraniasz z jego wiernym ludem!
Jak mnie dziecko do zdrowia powróciłaś cudem,
(Gdy od płaczącej matki pod Twoją opiekę
Ofiarowany, martwą podniosłem powiekę
I zaraz mogłem pieszo do Twych świątyń progu
Iść za wrócone życie podziękować Bogu),
Tak nas powrócisz cudem na Ojczyzny łono.
Tymczasem przenoś moją duszę utęsknioną
Do tych pagórków leśnych, do tych łąk zielonych,
Szeroko nad błękitnym Niemnem rozciągnionych;
Do tych pól malowanych zbożem rozmaitem,
Wyzłacanych pszenicą, posrebrzanych żytem;
Gdzie bursztynowy świerzop, gryka jak śnieg biała,
Gdzie panieńskim rumieńcem dzięcielina pała,
A wszystko przepasane jakby wstęgą, miedzą
Zieloną, na niej z rzadka ciche grusze siedzą.

i got you to read gay shit ha ur gay now

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Majestic. Thanks fampai

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HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!

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This very interesting short story

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you want me to try singing it, or just reading?
man you know I don't speak Polish

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Oh you’re just reading things aloud? Okay just read that on your own time

just reading, but you can try to sing it if you like. up to you

and now i have a recording of you talking about boys kissing so i can easily edit it to make it gayer

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ah that's actually all the time I have for reading the short story
Go for it.

God bless your soul

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lmao mad lad

I was getting dressed and whatnot and I have to go out for a bit now
if the thread's still up when I get back I'll polish off the rest of it

you really don't have to, i enjoyed listening to it anyway

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can you say oachkatzlschwoaf?

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hearthy lel t b h

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>I'm kinda bored and I have a bit of time to kill.
Anyone have anything they want me to read?
Read nigger