Computerphile explains big data

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I'd let her see my big data, if you know what i mean

>her
I have a bad news for you, newfriend.

not watching that crap

Bigot.

have you guys ever noticed that there are way more females working in the "buzz word" areas of tech than any other areas?

>"Big data"
>"Artificial intelligence"
>"Machine learning"
>"Internet of Things"

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It's because no one actually does any work in that field except piece together github projects and get big investors to fund everything.

Have you ever noticed that you are a dum dum?

They're essentially in marketing not tech per se

have you ever noticed you are a virgin?
have sex, virgin boy, oh wait, you can't, because you are ugly, fat slob

>mfw my work sends me to a v. expensive deep learning seminar and the takeaway is basically "use alexnet you dumb fuck"
so I did, it just werked

Give birth.

Have you ever noticed that Numberphile/Computerphile are just introductory level videos for enthusiastic kids?

>tfw no techie gf to leglock you

i'm not virgin, ugly, fat, discord tranny like you.

You should really lay off the internet for a day or two and go an ice cream with your family or something.

They're trying to get into cybersecurity now and I hate it.

I thought it was Klabnik the commie hahaha.

why do you hate women working in your field
are you gay

most guys working on cyber security are

must be all that penetration testing

It's fine if they're good at security, but trying to increase representation of whatever demographic in a field comes at the cost of hiring people with sub-optimal competence. That's really not good when you're trying to secure your environment against sophisticated attacks. You need the best people you can afford so when Becky gets her laptop encrypted by ransomware she can't also infect everything on the network with it.

yeah you sound gay, I'd rather hire a useless attractive woman than another sweaty dude

>have sex, virgin boy
yes pls

Bitcoin too

Ask me how I know you don't work in IT.

they occasionally try to sneak in the millenial cunts with their pseudo scientific bullshit.

I wish they wouldn't

pic related: my favorite contributor to computerphile

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ctrl +f "tooth"
>no results
y'all just gonna ignore that big tooth huh

I don't work in IT, I'm a programmer

>bad news
newfag

best by far

>processinck
>happeninck
What accent is that anyway?

>I enjoy throwing money away and driving my company into the ground

That video, this thread. We're going to need more ovens.

Lies, no programmer would want to increase their work load cause of a suboptimal college, even if she/he is hot.

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Fuck mobile UIs btw

I do everything myself anyway

>I'd rather hire someone based on looks rather than merit
sounds about right. kys

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What are you ugly or something? Incel maybe?

I fucking hate this channel.
I fucking hate seeing the thumbnail of that retarded guy with the green on black binary to explain SQL injection.
Fucking retarded kiddies.

Sounds like you're just egotistical and trying to justify why you were hired with zero merit yourself.

FUCK YOU. i cant unsee now

computerphile is normie trash

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>She

I'd let her download my repositories if you know what I mean.

Unironically wife material.

>machine learning
>AI
>deep learning
>big data
>data science
IT IS FUCKING STATISTICS AND MATH YOU FUCKING KEKS, I WANT NORMALFAGS TO LEAVE ME AND MY NUMBERS ALONE. NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH I SWEAR TO GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>y'all
i want normies to leave now

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I like numberphile, sometimes I get some fun pieces of trivia from there. Hate computerphile, though.

The best channel of the genre was, for me, the now defunct PBS Infinite Series