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How many coders here use meth.

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i'm more of a crack cocaine kinda guy

I know I do.

Obtained a Desoxyn prescription but no pharmacy nearby can actually order it.

methylphenidate is my go to

>uses lingo like "coders"
>uses drugs

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>Obtained a Desoxyn prescription but no pharmacy nearby can actually order it.
Why did your psychiatrist give you that?

I like to get high and build massive spreadsheets. Does that count?

I code until 7pm and then I get drunk.

Designer stims & wireshark paranoia sessions.

I've done a coke + coding marathon twice (desu it was probably just shitty cut down ADHD meds, didnt get it myself)

Mostly I just have some beers in the evening while watching old conferences / videos about math or CS.
Also weed is nice for being able to see a problem in a new light, but programming and arithmetic thinking is really difficult for me while on it, so I wouldn't recommend it

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>Designer stims & wireshark paranoia sessions.
lol

Was actually probably amphetamine + designer amphetamine maybe + small amount of blow + impurities. It very potentially had meth in it.

I asked for it. Literally tried every prescription stimulant and they have shitty side effects. Apparently, Desoxyn at 5mg is smoother, less euphoric, and has less of a comedown compared to typical dexamphetamine.

Bruh, you're going to get heart problems and or a stroke.

i did adderall for 3 years as a software dev. i don't recommend it.

Yeah, but it's good for college courses you don't like,

The key is to only use small amounts, and particularly time release variants. I find 15mg of dextroamphetamine extended release will keep me fucking glued to whatever I'm working on for up to 12 hours straight. The same goes for 10mg of adderall extended release. Instant release feels a little too bumpy and recreational. Most people who get prescribed the extended / time release stuff don't even want it (because they want to actually get high), so you can usually buy it for what it actually costs.

>meth
Adderall is (dextro)amphetamine.

I'm prescribed 30mg XR per day. I typically take only 20mg per day, though. In addition, for approximately two of every six weeks, I am on a reduced or zero dosage (four days taper down, eight days zero, two days taper up).

I ate an benzedrex stick b4

>tfw adhd retard
>ndris are the most effective way to manage symptoms
>more and more retarded state-level pharmacy laws are being passed, making it more and more of a hassle to get my meds
>all over unfounded moral panic that doesn't do jack shit to stop recreational users, just makes my life more annoying

I just want to be a real human bean, why make it so inconvenient? How many amphetamine epidemics have occurred in the last 30 years since prescriptions have been flying out of script pads? Or the 120 years since it's been used as a common medicine?

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meth is a drug for degenerates and retards. fuck off, faggot.
this user gets it.

What's the cheapest and prescription-less way of boosting focus and concentration? I was thinking of microdosing lsd.

Productivity is for scrubs. Have epiphanic mystical visions instead.

I doubt any of them actually use meth. Adderall is not crystalized methamphetamine. It's not ANY form of methamphetamine. It's a combination of amphetamine and dextroamphetamine. Neither of these are methamphetamine.

>cheapest and prescription-less way of boosting focus and concentration
Sleeping well and doing sports

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Very few I imagine. Meth is a terrible drug for productivity.

Not being sedentary. Workout and stop looking at porn. My health insurance expired and I can't refill my prescription, but it's probably better that I just stop.

>it looks almost the same so it is the same chemically

How do people like you dress yourselves in the morning

Coffee, nicotine and modafinil my dude

cocaine + xanax unironically

Try vaping or pipe smoking for the cognitive benefits of nicotine

Sounds p great

But why? Xanax just fucks my memory so much and coke makes me so figgety

Psilocybin microdoses for energy and creativity.

was taking speed taste for a week while learning swing/java applets, but it was caustic shit that caused my teeth to rot so i threw it away. Now most of markets are closed by fbi or something

real human beans don't use drugs

*speed paste. Its smelly fluid , its caustic and it tastes like solvents, i tried to dry it to powder but it did not helped

I take sudafed and stack it with damiana.

As weird as this is to say, the best most productive three hours of coding in my life was when my roommate got a bunch of good coke and gave some for free.

I use speed, but I've noticed I'm less productive on speed because I want to do other things more like games or go outside. When I code on speed I'm usually focused on making my code as efficient as possible and I end up forgetting about the practicality of it; it's like I write amazing code that isn't actually useful

coffee is enough for me though

Anyone here use modafinil/adrafinil? Works great for me

Sheesh just buy modafinil boys

just regular amphetamine from local village gypsies

>Not being a straight edge programmer
The best don't need this stuff. I drink a cup of coffee by the morning to help me take a shit, but that's it

Who are you quoting?

I did at the end of college when I had both my hardest courses and my internship at the same time.

I’m scared that I’ve taken years of my life off by doing it. I never did more than like 40mg a day. But i’m scared my cardiovascular system is fucked in some way because of it. I’m completely healthy on the outside and normal weight, but my dads friend just passed away in his 50s due to a random blood clot forming and pushing on his brain.

Now i’m just scared that anything that i’ve done that may interfere with cardio health has taken years off my life :/

You sound like a gaping vagina. I say this because drugs do not affect how healthy you are, unless of course you abuse them; you can be quite healthy while doing heroin as long as you have balance, and balance isn't easy to achieve if you do heroin because of how addictive it is.

excessive xanax can fuck up memory, but taken in moderation it's fine
xanax will also take the edge off the cocaine so you're hyper-energized without being fidgety, if that makes sense. it's an addicting feeling, i feel like i'm god when I work on this combo

>caffeine
>straight edge
The first step is accepting that you have a problem.

What the fuck is all this shit? Is this /b/? How in the actual fuck can anyone program while stoned/high?

>You sound like a gaping vagina
Oh, fuck off, everyone is chickenshit when it comes to this. They can claim whatever, but people who aren't either take their onw life and/or are criminals and other Emmy award winners.

Does anyone here take responsibility and being accountable for their actions/words? Heard it's pretty strong stuff too. Obligatory:
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>Oh, fuck off, everyone is chickenshit when it comes to this
Guess I hit the nail on the head by calling you a gaping vagina because you really are a cunt.

I just took some about 20 minutes ago

I use benzos so I can sleep. No pills, no sleep.

Spreadsheets of what?

>xanax will also take the edge off the cocaine

Alright, Hunter S. Thompson.
Settle down.

>Obtained a Desoxyn prescription but no pharmacy nearby can actually order it.

Contact the manufacturer to find a pharmacy willing to process your script. Most likely there it has some special diversion control program attached to it.

Porn categories

>keep forgetting to take adderall

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>tfw been trying to get mental health meds for 3 years now and none of them have worked
>tfw no connections and too scared and dumb to get the shit that would REALLY help
I'm doomed to constantly have no drive and discipline and low energy forever, RIP my productivity I guess.

Where?

the fuck even is that?

I regret that I asked.

I'm on wellbutrin but I don't notice shit when it comes to my attention.

Used to have a pretty bad Xanax addiction and was hospitalised because of it, so I generally don't like to touch it much. Maybe I should try this with speed and etizolam

Holy shit I can't believe I'm not the only one who does this.

It actually lead to finding an ancient cisco switch that was half embedded in drywall and was emitting bacnet packets from an air conditioner

>place bottle of pills on table
>attempt to do things badly, forget about pills
>see the pills again, decide to eat them
>see the pills again, forget if they have already been eaten
>decide to eat them again

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Holy shit same lmaoooooo

Sleeping well is impossible with a baby at home. It’s really fuckin me life up lads.

Had any negative side effects? What’s your dosages/routine?

Lol what. Tell me more

I find coffee works best for coding, though I have sometimes climbed Ballmer's Peak.

Ok, its not super interesting but basically:

Many years ago the Previous IT guys put up a switch for connecting the building automation controller (some motorola 68000 board with airconditioners plugged into it), it was considered "do not touch", then the brainless drywallers paved a new wall over it but left an awkward little hole where cable was going into a conduit. At some point the previous company closed down and their IT guys were laid off. The company I work for bought their office later on and then at some point they decided to hire autistic sperglords like myself to solve their problems.

I popped a few adderalls and I was looking at a port mirror on a core switch and saw bacnet packets on one VLAN. Went on a big hunt trying to find where it was coming from and when I found it, I had to use a little hacksaw to liberate the switch from its hole. And then it was an extremely dusty copper cisco switch with some failed fans, with a piece of metal bolting it onto the concrete wall behind.

Luckily, that VLAN wasn't routed anywhere and did not have much else on it, so no harm done. My guess is that the previous company put the bacnet thing on the internet so that the air conditioner guys could look at it remotely. I decided to get rid of the switch and install a little patch panel nearby to extend the run in case we ever want to poke the air conditioners in the future. It's probably full of security holes though.

Pic unrelated of course.

The serotonin rush of Ritalin is impressive. You have euphoria and everything go faster, it's like playing life on cheat mode.


Unfortunately after a few weeks, it's fading.

Snort a caffeine pill before ascending, it’ll steady your hands.

dopamine you mean, but yeah it does fade

Junkie filth. Die in a gutter!

*Snort* a caffeine pill?

this could be anyone in this thread in the future
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Real human beans don't take 6 hours to fold laundry because they kept stopping to go do something else.

Real human beans is a metaphor for "functional member of society" and as hard as I tried to try and do that without medication, it only set me back a good portion of a decade.

Real human beans do what needs to be done, and take reasonable measures to ensure success.

None, the faxt that drugs somehow enhance your skills in anything is nothing but a 30yo boomer meme.
Don't do drugs, kids.

I took this stuff in high school after a psychiatrist prescibed it to me

1. bad experience since I was forced to take it before going to "sleep" at the time, I didn't realize it was meth.
2. I am actually gonna get medical insurance through my job and try to it again, but this time in the morning as soon as I wake up.

this is a prescription drug thread, retard. doctors give us this shit. I eat it in the school library and don't give a fuck

probably get better quality on the clearnet on lysergi or some shit for an analogue. I'd get ald-52 if i was u.

this niggggga

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BASED and REDPILLED

Yeah, crush a caffeine pill with the handle of a knife, roll up a dollar bill, and insufflate the powder. Wash it down with a gin or 5 and tower over the plebeian masses on the peak.

Not even once.

based and amphetaminepilled

Worked great for me...until the fixed drug eruption on my skin. Left scarring too. Thought armodafinil might be different enough to not cause that too. I was wrong

Wellbutrin/bupropion works great when it does work. Changed my life. Until it stopped working a month later. You'll probably have better luck

Was prescribed aderall and quit after just 3 days, that shit is cheating.
Only drug for me is alcohol, oh sweet alcohol.

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>gives up the 'cheat' drug
>only does the drug which makes you dumber
retard

Former heroin addict here. Was more productive on opioids/opiates unless I was too high and went into a nod. Amphetamines I would get too compulsive and OCD. A 2 hour project would end up taking 24 hours because I always ended up doing quarter gram shot after quarter gram shot. I'd then jack off with 100 ashemaletube tabs open in Firefox/QT Browser for majority of the time I should be doing my networking homework.

Dope > Tweak

Meth is for sexual deviancy.

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Samefag here

I meant to say methamphetamine not amphetamines. I've messed with a lot of different amphetamines but I was specifically talking about methamphetamine here hence why I mentioned shooting it. Other amphetamines are for children. They are also less clean and give you a harder crash than a proper clean shard. If you can't get good clean Tina just do an acetone wash. It's just a cleaner chemical/high if it's made correctly.

Euro-trash can fuck off with their garbage nasty amphetamine paste.

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I got an adderall script really easy from a psychiatrist. Literally just asked for it. I don't program anymore, but I eventually preferred doing it totally sober (that might have also been because I didn't really enjoy doing it). I sometimes use it for my current job, but I have to plan my day around it, and it usually just ends in me doing like 4 hours of work and then feeling euphoric and chain smoking cigarettes until I try to get drunk