What does /g think about hi-tech masturbators?

what does /g think about hi-tech masturbators?
do we need women?

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have sex

how?

We don't need YOU

I can't imagine myself sitting around with a machine jerking me off.

With yourself. He's just cheering on the thread.

The good thing about women is not just pussy. It's touching her whole body, smelling her, hearing how she moans. No machine can replicate that yet.

they're terrible, high tech materials are okay but not mechanics.

over 20 pounds

Except all the time.

why this is funny

Sex isn't purely physical gratification. If it was then more people would be content just jacking it into a damp sock.

Incel cope
All you need is one of those modern sex dolls, does fucking wonders

Ok bro, have fun.

Believe it or not, but as a pretty average programmer I have enough money to buy one of those, I simply don't believe it will come anywhere close to a real woman. Same goes for VR porn for example.
I am not above that, I would use those things if I thought they really felt that great, but I don't believe it.

This but "her "is a dakimakura with a slot for an onahole. You can look at her and kiss her and whatnot and it's a lot more romantic than fucking a garbage can like OP.

>garbage can
that's my pet name for my wife

call them by their real name user : JAVs

>calls other people incels
>can't get laid

I've considered getting one and using some sort of dildo on a fucking machine in my ass at the same time for maximum stimulation.

:stopmusic:

just lol if u cant find a girl that will let u fuck her while u wear a vr headset

Despite the reverse statement being true, being unable to get laid does not make you an incel.
It may, however, make you a faggot.

wtf are you talking about dude, incel literally means involuntarily celibate

I hate it when this happens, at some point words lose all meaning on the internet and just become generic insults.

what are you some kind of vocabulary nazi?

no dude that looks like that is using a bionicles fleshlight to get off

urban dictionary exists

Involuntary is the key word here. If you *choose* to buy a sex doll and keep cooped up in your lair all the time, you are also *choosing* to not interact with other people, let alone females. Not very involuntary at all.

When you "choose" you are not "unable", the post still makes no sense.

Ah yes I can't wait to summarize

So any of of these machines actually feel good? I tried a fleshlight years ago and it barely felt better than using my hand.

Consider who I was originally replying too.
He's implying that the person he replied to is an incel (and therefore hypocrite), because he can't get laid.
In truth, he doesn't care, because sex doll.

no, fleshlights feel a million times better than your hand but not necessarily in a way that gets you off.