20 MINUTES A DAY

What's stopping you from learning new languages?

Stop making excuses.

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20 minutes a day won't get you anywhere with literally anything other than masturbation.

if you follow his lessons it will

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twenty minutes a day of exercise will get you moderately fit.

Why not?

Based

Dude, delete this thread or that fucking green bird will come after you! Quick, that mofo carries a gun with him!

>2008+11
>Wasting your time to know more than english on a basic level
Kek

Fuck off. You can master anything by doing it 20 minutes a day.

1 hour workout 5 days a week and 1 and a half to 2 hours of Japanese every day, great routine.

I don't feel like taking part of any culture or people that aren't available through the languages I already know

>Japanese
I like it, but very few people speak Japanese outside of Japan. plus I'd have to lose my current citizenship to become a citizen there.

>Chinese
ugly and corrupt people. also a dictatorship.

>Russian
corrupt people. also a dictatorship.

>Hindi
lol no thank you kindly dear sir, especially not given how many people speak English there

>Spanish/Portugese
highly meh

>French
You can only use it in African parts of the world, i e France and Africa.

>Arabic
absolutely disgusting

1 hour 5x a week is only 43 minutes a day. A little more than 20 minutes a day.

Is 20 minutes a day the ultimate redpill?

Then you better learn how to withstand a bullet impact into your epidermis without bleeding.

Oh shit, here comes dat boi
Run nigga, run!

sounds promising
should I learn mandarin or german first?

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Are you a bot?

There's no reason to converse with Chinese subhumans, aber viele Menschen in Deutschland sprechen Englisch.
What's the purpose of learning the language?

Pro-tip: undvik svenska. vårat folk håller på att dö ut.

German is a dying and useless language, learn Mandarin.

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The Chinks don't want you to learn Mandarin. They want to be able to speak their insect chatter without gweilo understanding their conversations.

Ah yes.
>Learn language X, even though the speakers of it don't want you to know it, and decipher their insect chatter

20 minutes per day for how many days? You would need fucking years to finish.

You're not making any sense.

You're not making any sense.

if it's finish then probably yes

What would I do with it? I'd rather take up jelqing or something like that

This is dumb.
Learning Chinese/Arabic if you're interested in geopolitics will be a huge eye opener since you get to be exposed to stuff you wouldn't normally see if you were only speaking English.

real image of human

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german. you'll be littered with job offers there if you know the language.
t. only have one 2mo internship on my cv and got 9 offers to work there

He's a r*ddit NPC
So basically yes

why would anyone ever want to learn any language other than english?
the only non-english speaking countries are third world shitholes, or the weeb island
i dont watch anime, so i have no need to learn moon runes, thanks
would much rather learn agriculture

>This is dumb.
Nope.

>get to be exposed to stuff you wouldn't normally see if you were only speaking English.
This isn't a good thing. You don't want to be exposed to things from those regions.

pornhub

How many days?

10 years

> Geo politics
> Not a made up term

Germans are the worst. They worship mongo db

What's wrong with MongoDb?

Germans worship it

20 minutes a day is better than 0 minutes a day.

I already know 6 languages, well, at least enough to shitpost the internet.

That's how I learned italian.

"Italian in 30 days", I took 2 lessons a day and in 2 weeks I was ready. Spoke well enough that people understood and managed to NOT get shot by the carabinieri.

However, I could consider myself above average in language learning, got a knack for it. Learned German at age 10, English from LotR at age 11.

>inb4 humblebrag
Nah, I'm a retard at pretty much everything else.

Only if you live in the EU
If you're american the obvious choice is mandarin or korean

*on
Also, Italian (native), English, Portuguese, Spanish, French and German (intermediary level at best)

>inb4 humblebrag
>Nah, I'm a retard at pretty much everything else.
Are you me? Learned english as a kid and everything else just from some lessons and a actual shitposting. And yet I'm fucking retarded at everything else.

>mandarin or korean
Can you elaborate on why these specifically?
I get Mandarin for China's influence, but why Korean?

I was studying Japanese, but I started falling out once I realized how impractical it was. Even at my nearby uni, nobody studies it. I still know kana, some kanji and vocab, I guess I could pick it back up if I had a reason.

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My guess is gay-pop

This is true. The learning part of learning a language can be done in 20 minutes if you're just running through a word list, but they're failing to mention the hour+ of daily revision that it takes to maintain thousands of words of vocabulary in a language you aren't exposed to 24/7

Japanase is overrated

You're right, but the words looks like ink swordfighting

I'm on the edge of trying to learn japanese. If it was just speaking I probably already would have, but the writing seems incredibly hard.
Someone convince me pls

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Kanjidamage.com
Do the first 300ish of these until you >get the method, you'll realise Chinese characters aren't actually that hard

japanese is only relevant if you're going to weebcons and identify yourself as a weeb

One of the biggest audiences for my music is Japan for some reason. I figured I'd learn it for that reason alone, but that's still dumb considering its only a few thousand people.

obviously, if you have a special reason to learn japanese, it's OK
otherwise it's a weeb thing