Who here would unironically buy such a laptop?
Who here would unironically buy such a laptop?
Jordan Davis
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Christopher Gray
>make hole in the table
Problem fixed
Liam Richardson
ouch
Zachary Murphy
Backlit keyboard? Count me out.
Easton Bennett
*throws money*
Brody Rodriguez
if it had thiccc might as well make it a lunch box
Grayson Rogers
Was not made for people with limp wrists like you.
Tyler Flores
Only needs a water cooled PowerPC in there for maximum security and it’s golden. The size is perfect for this.
Henry Robinson
Why not something more modern like Power8? I'm sure that could be scaled down in terms of power consumption and heat to work for a laptop. Not like fucking garbage Power9.
Ethan Sullivan
Made me lol idk why
Julian Barnes
kino
Carson Gray
nice watch, user
Isaac Peterson
you've got some girly hands, user
Isaiah Foster
You can't reach the num lock button like that user.
Joseph Walker
this is better designed
Jordan Wood
What's the point of it though?
Parker White
Cooling
Battery that lasts forever
Etc
Tyler Sanchez
It has 128 16GB RAM slots
Aaron Baker
Designed for TempleOS huh
Ayden Thomas
dem sneks
Ethan Barnes
all that space and they put a conventional shitty laptop keyboard on it. give me cherry switches and I'd use something that thicc though
Brandon Adams
how are you supposed to use it then? like this?
Logan Peterson
Holy shit haha
Lucas Miller
Imagine the battery.
I would actually buy this.
Dominic Hill
only if it had a dedicated subwoofer
Eli Garcia
lol you need a booster seat to play vidya
Landon Davis
This would be way more practical.
Noah Torres
that's your sitting position? fix that shit, user.
Jose Nelson
I don't like that laptops are getting so thin they no longer have decent ventilation/cooling and no key travel but I don't see any benefit in going towards this much thickness. I'll keep my X230. Also I don't want a numpad on a laptop. I hate having to be directly in front of it but not having symmetrical typing position.
Also this, at least put some perfect keyboard on it. You got the space.
Jonathan Jenkins
Only if there's a low power ARM board in it. I would enjoy having a battery life measured in decades.
Daniel Anderson
>vidya
Matthew Cook
I check 4 things before fucking buying shit, It applies to everything:
>Do I have a LEGIT FUCKING NEED for it
>Can it be fixed if it FUCKING BREAKS
> can i FUCKING AFFORD IT
> does it have a FUCKING REASONABLE/DECENT price
If it meets all 3 its a go.
If im being a picky fucking princess, i'll factor these 2 as well:
>Does it look kewl?
>Does it use noVidya or Jewtel?
Jack Bailey
your groceries shopping must be a blast
Grayson Ramirez
>If it meets all 3 its a go.
those are 4 things
Grayson Morris
don't tell me you're one of those people who pays extra for the same food just so that it has a brand name on the box.
its like how there's five cute facts about Maki
Asher Hughes
literal apes who can't take a joke, jesus christ
Grayson Cruz
the fifth cute fact is maki herself
Juan Morgan
What's that ?
Colton Brooks
10/10
Brayden Nguyen
This is an actual thing WTF?
Adam Ortiz
What are those red dots?
Christopher Adams
find it out yourself
Levi Sanchez
Is it Loss?
Luis Carter
Because it's a either a server in rugged portable format or a portable carrying a full set of GPUs or RAID. Sometimes you really need a lot of horsepower that will go into the field. I see these in the oil and maritime business.
here are their current versions
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Jordan Ramirez
Joshua Rodriguez
Snake 2 was shit, being able to loop was a mistake
Matthew Richardson
check out mnt reform laptop
less thick, with real keyboard
still a meme though
Robert Anderson
Fucking lold
Cameron Sullivan
Aren't your hands supposed to be floating on the keyboard?
Grayson Nguyen
yeah try to do that for 8 hours.
Ryan Foster
that puts a lot of fucking strain in your arms
Grayson Thompson
KYS
Jordan Murphy
>4 81W batteries
That should get you at least an hour, right?