Sorry user, I only date people with a facebook page

That's not a for real qualification it's a you don't measure up but I'm being nice qualification
I'm gonna go with lose abit of weight spend time grooming and leave forchane as advice
Bet if you try again after she levels up to sorry I have a boyfriend

she looks healthy wtf are you talking about

Erica Grant, CEO of Quantum Lock

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she looks like she has intercourse with african-americans

She's fat and you're fat.

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she's kinda fat but the good kind of fat

There is a word for that, let me recall...

>Sorry, anona, I only date girls who have their own website.

>Facebook? It's not 2007 anymore.

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Jokes on her noone wants to date me.

based

cringe

>Sorry my lady, I don't date women qho don't own a thinkpad

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where can I find the whole set of this slut

I have it all in my library. I'll pm it to you.

Watch out JC!

>women with dicks
ah yes, the patrician choice

pls tell me this is a guy

That's fair, I only date women with intelligence. So I guess it works out for both of us.

ey ma what that lock mechanism do tho

Why would you want to date La Creatura anyway? She can't even compare to an anime girl, even the uglier ones.

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Virgin detected

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So it's a smart lock with, what?

>somehow, not losing your virginity to the first succubus you met is shameful

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1. facebook isn't cool anymore.
Look at the logistics and you will see the major demographic age is over 25 now.

Gen Z isn't interested in Facebook only twitter, and IG.

2. She looks like she has a downie face

fpbp

>americans

still not convinced.. thats a pretty big bulge

... at any size

>the only exceptions being BLACKS. you will have to put up with me sleeping with my fwb Jamal at least twice a week.

faggot detected

Virgin detected

thicc

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thicc is instagram newspeak for fat

Cope harder virgin

Wanna fap to her feet... but there's no way that this person has a vagina, isn't there

That's the typically puffy vagina of a femchad

Show clitoris for authentification

You must be an incel.
She is blonde, and has blue eyes. that means that she has to a 90% chance a ping pussy and pooper.
This is top tier coloration. and according to her body proportions, she is most likely to have an innie pussy.
Believe me, if you have this in front of you, you won't be able to resist.
Skinny/bony girls aren't that well formed down there.

That's fine, I only date 2D women.

lucky for me i have one with nothing on it
also why'd you say that unprompted, i dont want to date you, you vapid whore

>facebook
What is she some 50 year old grandma?
Everyone uses instaand snapchat

Speaking of, if you don't have insta and snapchat you look like a serial killer

I already have a gf but thanks

me:
no facebook, no insta, no snapchat

no white gf

>no white gf
I'm white and i'm married to a white woman.

> Gamma lock combines the power of quantum information with the state-of-the-art encryption and blockchain to secure each door without sacrificing the convenience of smart lock technology. Gamma Lock keys can't be copied and there are no master keys. It uses quantum physics to send a new wireless key to guests in a secure manner each time the door is locked.
lmao one buzzword meets the other, surprised they didnt get AI in it too

i bet they just use T/HOTP like any other 2 factor authentication for mobile

360 and exit stage left.

but you're facing her if you rotate 360°?

ai pm me too my guy

traps are cringe

god dammit, so true

so is op

>sorry, i only date tittycows

so are you one of those so-called 'discord trannys?

Ok then. Bye bye.
>oh my gawd, how can you not be devastated that I, an adorable, smart and gorgeous woman, won't date you?! lol, you must be gay.
Yeah, whatever, go ride Chad's dick

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based

Samefag virgin

Based. I don't have any social media either and I'm glad, looking at the "save the pitbulls" shit my gf reposts.

Stop posting pictures of my girlfriend, virgin.

I always hated social media.
I have no fucking reason to stay in contact with a shit ton of people that mean nothing to me.
I am always glad to see no search results found when i google myself.

Virgin spotted.
Feel free to leave.

Only boomers still use CIAbook

>le upvoted downvoted

Only virgins care about peoples virginity

>t. buttblusted virgin with no arguments

fucked up eyes

I used facebook when i was younger, but theres nothing posted except shit in (hometown)BUY SELL AND TRADE now.
My ex's parents were really suspicious of me because they couldnt find ANYTHING about me online.

No seriously, ask anyone who gets the succ. Only basement dwelling virgins care about it.

roasties care too. a lot.

have coitus

no, he just fucks them

Imagine being suspicious because you don't share all the stuff in your life.
What a terrible time we live in.

I just use my Skype, to stay in contact with my family and then i use Teamspeak for daily communication with my friends.
That's it.

Then don't interact with these so called roasties? Is this the zoomer word for stacy?

I'm not a virgin ok my mom loves me ok

looks like an "automated" lock

>that woman
>fat
are you gay?

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Not that I would date fat chick

You're fucking with me. You can get money, excellent press coverage and the attention of Jow Forums just by gluing a OneRNG to some microcontroller and saying it's magical quantum technology?
Sure, I guess you have to be a girl, but I have a sister. Why does nobody tell me this stuff? I want to be a snake oil salesman too.

Forgot pic. Jesus help us all.

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Nothing of value lost.

THOT HAS PLANTED THE C4

>won't show crotch directly
>only ass toys
yeah ok

She's fat/overweight, look at her face. Her arms.

Cool clock, Ahmed

>Sorry user, only people with a Facebook page can join the group
true story

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>3DPD

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What are you fucking incels complaining about?
Most of you idiots have never even smelled pussy in your entire life. and YOU fucks wanna judge this girl being a fatty?
Seriously, i am more of the guy liking tiny girls, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with her and is totally right.
She is at least 8/10.

So fuck you incels. You would give away entire kingdoms plus your incel-bunkers including all the shittty setups you have for just being able to sniff her panties.
So don't fucking blame her.

Just because it maybe has some exposed wires, makes a little ticking sound and explodes when you turn it on doesn't make it a bomb you bigots

It's because they can't research/spy on you