Code artisan

THIS IS /A/ TERRITORY
DUMB FROGPOSTERS GET OUT REEEEE

>grand poobah of disruptive innovation

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>data analyst

>shitposting guru

>coduler combobultor

>UNATCO Agent with Master Computer Skill

Easily the cringiest of them all is
>Pythonista

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what the actual fuck

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Quora is a magical place.

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>Easily the cringiest of them all is
Java Guru

>rockstar developer

sadR2.midi

>Rustacean

Kek

>UNATCO Agent with Master Electronics and Master Computer skills
ftfy

>the one
>techno-wizard
>computer whizz

Pls user...stob...

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>traplord
>gangshit
>litaf

This made me want to fucking strangle you.
You might even say...
Like a python.

No ragrets.

I really like these

>devops container scientist

I prefer it when people refer to me as a wizard-level hacker

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>data pagan
>cyber vegan

>Trans
>CoC
>Ruby
>Ruby and Rails not Ruby on Rails
>Code Witch but it has a penis
>Notorious SJW

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>iMac and macbook

Notorious iToddler

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>1337 h4x0r

based

>weapon of durgasoft

b-based?

"cyber-security malware rapist"

"hackerman"

"nefarious code bumbandit"

Read that last one as nefarious code bumbaclot, and I like my version better

Anything ending with 'analyst' really

What the fuck is wrong with people

> data whisperer

it's bumboklat

but bumbaklat

t. worked briefly for a white california dude who pretended to be a south american shaman

>fortran jedi

>tarrot analysist
>palm reading engineer
>code cultural inclusivity engineer

iToddlers BTFO!

>bash barbarian
>C+= Cunt
>python punter
>pussy hat pythonista resistance member!

>rubbi

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>filesystem fetishist
>haskoundrell
>ocamlasturbator
>php oh god oh why please someone kill me soon

Maybe you should try getting a job.

>rustacean
>gnusense

>infomancer
>FPGA shaman
>script druid
>wizard wizard

>passionate and love for the craft

>open source advocate and technologist

so in other words: "I speak and whine about things I don't understand but you have to take me seriously. Also, respect my pronouns!"

>Caucasian
>live in USA
>be married and with kids

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Script shaman*
You need some alliteration to spice thingsup.

>code conjurer

>penetration tester