Yes I am a SCRUM master, how did you know?

>Roastie
Son, its a trap.
Never believe anybody until you see genitals

can I pop that pimple on you're butt?

pls have a colossal cock

you can see her disgusting roast beef through her panties

>no timestamp
>no tits
>not even showing pussy
GTFO

They are now.

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2019
>men have cute feminine penises
>women have roasted disgusting vaginas

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Why haven't the Jow Forumsincels cleaned out the discord trannies yet? You literally had one job.

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you have to spam yourself in skimpy clothing using memes to appeal to losers on Jow Forums.

Why are all women such whores these days?
Christianity was right.

She is right though. You should install gentoo.

Imagine being such a massive faggot that he complains when a cute attention whore does exactly that. You should be goading her, not dissuading. I mean, if you were'nt a faggot.

sudo emerge -av roastbeef

pic related
also, filename related.

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>sudo
let me guess. your mother told you to avoid running while holding knives.

*small penis homos

she isn't going to fuck you, white knight

Imagine being successfully baited into this thread and giving a reply

3DPD

I don't think that's how white knights wor...
oh wait, yes OP i'm here in order to protect your smile. Show tits nao. So I can protect them. And timestamp it so i'll know it's (you).

I wouldn't call that thing 3D.
look at her legs.
She's at best 2.5D, a.k.a. pseudo-3D.

>teeheee my boyfriend is going to mine Bitcoin teeheee

mom says if I do my chores she'll let me log in as root after dinner

Imagine the smell.

It would be extremely painful.

Women are whores because of Christianity. The Abrahamic Jew cause this

>debt-free
When will the unobtainable beauty standards end?

Thank God.

Would you?

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i- I promise I will be gentle.

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stop larping faggots

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they are bretty old desu, dumb op

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Girls can't resist the BIG TRIPLE FAN CHINESE DRAGON

Just gonna post some more that I couldn't post in the last thread

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>install gentoo
why would i? it has blobs in it's kernel

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Oh hey the corner of my Thinkpad broke in exactly the same way. Why does Jow Forums obsess over these shitty plastic chink toys again?

STOP BEING A WHORE

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>it has blobs in it's kernel
ohh boy

UUUU

wtf is that room? do you live in mental asylum?

No
I seem to have deleted the one where she added to this chain, anyone still have it?

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My girlfriend used to look like this, nice

>you

this is a sin
you lost all my sympathy

That's a dick

4u

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No, that's roast beef, son.

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why?
just why?
why?

> Internet Explorer
> Nu-pad

LMAO

Is that a medical condition?

You gave up Satania posting for this, Jow Forums.

I hope you're proud of yourselves.

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IE is actually pretty good now

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Wow okay I guess I was wrong.

No you virgin, that's just a vagina. There's quite a bit of variation when it comes to the labia minora and majora sizes

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Hye c'mon now we all started somewhere don't shame him.
To all the lads, I've found that lasses with beefy curtains like that usually like a little playful bite down there.

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Appa m ma mamow pappa ma mamaow.

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Are you high? It looks like she is giving birth to Dumbo.

reminder that having roast beef has nothing to do with how often they have sex

i was fwb with a huge whore who had 2 kids by 2 different dads and she had a very cute innie

This. Girls are can also be both tight and loose depending on how they've been fucked and what they're used to and their mood.
Although as always, I wouldn't recommend partnering someone who had more than 3 previous partners (that's around another 15 just fucking around fucks unaccounted for).

This is very true. The only way to know if a pussy is loose is when it's actually gaping open slightly. But that only happens when its really loose, other than that theres no way to tell by looking at it.

Post deleted, did anyone save? Post on /b/ and link it here. I'm curious.

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