One conversation went like this:

>One conversation went like this:
>Me: "I hear people are complaining that these keyboards don't work very well. Haven't there been problems with dust?"
>saleswoman: "It's the opposite."

>So, after landing at London's Heathrow Zoo, I thought I'd spend a few jetlagged minutes before my connecting flight writing pithy words about, oh, nothing immediately came to mind, but hopefully I'd think of something.

>I began to write, hoping soon to find sense. What I found instead was that my M key had endured a difficult flight.

>Suddenly, it was refusing to be depressed. It was going on strike.

>I pressed the key and my screen was M-less. I pressed a little harder and the M-lessness seemed hopeless.

>It was only when I pressed very firmly, on the very middle of the key, that the chosen letter appeared on my screen.

Imagine outright lying to defend the shit tier keyboard on the latest Throttlebooks.

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They can keep getting away with this

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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how is it possible for one poster to be so based?

Also macfags need to stop eating their coffee shop biscuits and cookies over their laptops.

y acbook doesn't have this proble .

>inebriated Beelzebubs
What?
I hope this nigger isn't under any delusion that he's even remotely capable of writing a book.

the thermal stuff you're talking about is called the finger tips heater and it's a feature

My Huawei Matebook doesn't have this problem

Wow, took him mere 40 years to realize Apple is a garbage brand.

>>saleswoman: "It's the opposite."

sooo, dust helps it?

rossmann said it first
gizmodo said there was no problem other than it doesn't come in rose gold
disgusting

At least Apple isn't going bankrupt. OP can still sue to get some money back.

Macfags need the bullet.

every thread and always based

>Retard actually trusts a sales person working on commission
>Film at 11

lao

how will actoddlers ever recover?

>not ACTODDLERS BTFO

>Their sheer simplicity and efficiency has helped keep me in employment for more years than some readers have been alive.
What the fuck?

t-this is only on a few models
mine hasn't had any issues, I actually like the keyboard

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they don't care, actually

turbolol

Man reading this shit gave me hella flashback to late last year when I worked for AppleCare when I went back to school.

Really just cemented my hate for Apple.

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based

Theory: apple is doing this to make people believe that keyboards are unreliable to introduce everyone to a touch only prison

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based

Based and redpilled

>believing a salesperson over other customers
of course they'll tell you it's great, that's their job

>Huawei completely copies the macbook
>they opt for a keyboard with more travel
Based chinks, matebook > macbook

Works on y achine

Ayy