>One conversation went like this: >Me: "I hear people are complaining that these keyboards don't work very well. Haven't there been problems with dust?" >saleswoman: "It's the opposite."
>So, after landing at London's Heathrow Zoo, I thought I'd spend a few jetlagged minutes before my connecting flight writing pithy words about, oh, nothing immediately came to mind, but hopefully I'd think of something.
>I began to write, hoping soon to find sense. What I found instead was that my M key had endured a difficult flight.
>Suddenly, it was refusing to be depressed. It was going on strike.
>I pressed the key and my screen was M-less. I pressed a little harder and the M-lessness seemed hopeless.
>It was only when I pressed very firmly, on the very middle of the key, that the chosen letter appeared on my screen.
Imagine outright lying to defend the shit tier keyboard on the latest Throttlebooks.