Based Apple

>getting something better for less money
I'm looking for a new laptop for work.
I move between classrooms and my office all day, so it needs to be something lightweight with good battery life.
What are my options for a 13" laptop that weighs less than 3 pounds, with:
>quad-core processor
>8GB RAM minimum - 16GB preferred
>1080p or higher resolution
>5 hours of battery life or better

I was just shitposting and have no idea, try asking in another thread

Someone post that pic of the MacBook in the freezer with all the dongles plugged in

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XPS 13.

As iff all modern laptops aren't dongle hell.

>I was just shitposting and have no idea
Thank you for being honest, user.

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Surface Book Pro. Eternal Battery Life

Full Throttle was a sweet game though, I can't wait to relive it.

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Ryzen MBP when?

I've thought about this for like literally 20-30 hours and have become obsessed with the perfect laptop.

Protip: There is no perfect laptop.

Just get the t490s and call it a day. Gorilla glass, soldered ram.

I wanted a mac but I can't risk spending $1500 on a macbook air with insurance that is as slow as a x230 and isn't reliable.

I have never plugged a dongle into my Acer Aspire. I have 3 USB-A, an RJ-45 Eth port, HDMI and VGA out, Optical drive built in, headphone+mic jack. You can go stick your dongles up your ass.

>Still using USB-A

LMFAO

Kys iToddler

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Did they fix the keyboard yet?

RJ-45, VGA and HDMI on a laptop lmfaoooooo

How thick is that piece of shit, like 20cm?

this thot has too much money

but she has an excellent taste in computers

>why aren't you using the more expensive version of USB

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Stay mad PC geek

Hey hey, does it have a new improved keyboard yet or are they still using the broken one with no key travel?

Nah, Macs are barely worth their weight in scrap metal, she did the right thing, they take less space that way

USB-C costs exactly the same to license and make.

Don't you realize like 99% of Gaydroid phones have USB-C now?

Any other form of USB is dead except USB-C, grandpa.

Just let it go.

>new things are more expensive
breaking fucking news right there

Dammit Carlos!

4th gen, they updated it.

No one cares about the thiccness when you don't have to spend a fortune on proprietary dongles to do everyday tasks with your machine.

Based Apple selling time bombs to iToddlers.

iToddlers BURNED THE FOCK OFF

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>Don't you realize like 99% of Gaydroid phones have USB-C now?
I have micro-usb on my S7
>Any other form of USB is dead except USB-C, grandpa.
That's why my printer, headphones, mouse and keyboard are all USB type A?

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USB-C isn't proprietary you doofus. The sooner you let old ports go the better.

The whole point of USB-C is that it can become any port and you can have a nice docking station with a bunch of different ports when you go home or your office.

I'm tired of boomers posting here, I thought this was a technology board not some gatekeeping board with a bunch of neckbeards.

S7 is literally 5-6 years old, grandpa.

>Muh keyboard, headphones, mouse, printers

Use Bluetooth?

Old man, leave this board.

Zenbook

>S7 is literally 5-6 years old, grandpa
"YOU MUST BUY NEWEST PHONE!"
>Use Bluetooth?
Charging my stuff or using AA batteries? No thanks. Kill yourself zoomer

Gramps your days in the tech industry are over.

The 4th Gen keyboard’s still have the exact same issues don’t they? People have been complaining about the updated design.

No read the article they fixed it.

I dont know if they're being honest or not, but I skipped this gen MBP because of the shitty keyboard.

>Gramps your days in the tech industry are over.

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>The T2 securirty chip
>implying this is a feature

Like if fucking ubisoft marketed it's next game with "NOW INCLUDES NEW DRM!"

Believe it or not normal people like it when their data is secure

>Be me, have big presentation for company meeting.
>Was up all night working on it.
>Get to the conference room and start hooking up my laptop to the projector, realize it doesn't have HDMI.
>Think to myself "this must be a common trap for Zoomers" everyone here but me has a MacBook.
>Thankfully my laptop has a VGA port, the most common PC display for the better part of 50 years.
>Hear laughing during my presentation, get nervous.
>They're all staring at my laptop for some reason.
>Presentation is finally over, my boss is The first to speak up.
>"user, where did you get that thing? Its like 20 centimeters thick!" He's pointing at my laptop.
>Get laughed out of a job.

>not even released yet
>applel already admits it's defective

apple.com/support/keyboard-service-program-for-mac-notebooks/

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seasonal waifu

>new computer faster than the older one
So innovative, wow. Apples own data showed that all their mackbooks were slower than a ipad, this one is too I bet.

You mean they claim they fixed it. This is a claim they have been making for two generations now.

I hopped off the Apple train when they abandoned the Power architecture.

Where is this conference room? Your local middle school?

Jesus christ.

These machines are almost destined for the landfill by the time they are purchased, how much more e waste and general useless shit can a company like apple generate? I fucking hate macfags.

LOL holy fuck! So Apple is indeed admitting their new and improved generation 4 chicklet 1mm key travel thin disaster board is indeed trash.

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MACTODDLERS

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Macfags need a bullet to their heads.

actually they typing doesn't work properly either on these new laptops

>subject in name field

Does it only throttle from keystrokes that register, or do ones blocked by microscopic bits of dust contribute too?

Anything will disrupt the reliability of a macshit.

MacBook Fist of the North Star edition: You are already throttling

Applefags rightfully need to get their paychecks garnished and grilled.

>broken keyboard
no thx, maybe next CEO?

>apple is a tech giant
Imagine being so shit at the very thing you're supposed to excel at. How can they keep getting away with it?

>not wearing Jow Forums-string only
one job

Apple is a bank now. Also a mobile device company. They make fashion watches that cost as much as a car. But they gave up on being a computer company long ago.

>computer company
what's that?

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They get away with it because of gullible consumers that deserve the bullet, one word, waste.

>they literally avoid taking pictures of the keyboard
keks this is hilarious

resolved with a simple accessory

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Based

>"Secure"
>Innovative"
>Locked down
>Impossible to repair
>Apple owns you and your machine
>Also all your data is in china

This, applefags are useless idiots and their machines are as useful as a jawless wrench.

*throttles after 8 nanoseconds of full load*
Heh, nothing personel, kid

That's why they cripple typing in advance. 4d chess at work.

That would be a very expensive radiator.

i don't want it

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These i7 and i9 macfags might as well fuck off and get themselves a dedicated desktop.

this, but get the previous model t480s, the t490s is worse in all aspects.

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ok now i like her