8-core macbook

> 5GHz 8-core CPU in a thin laptop
> Vega graphics with HBM2
Dare I say, Jow Forums BTFO?
> inb4 too expensive
what are you, poor?

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More like 500mhz once the throttling kicks in

you can only have one
>5ghz
>laptop
pick

>500mhz
a throttled macbook would never be this fast

>housefire components with pretty much nonexistent cooling
This time not even a freezer will help it

you know what I can build with 6k usdollaridos?
a nuclear fucking collider probably

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>apple.com/support/keyboard-service-program-for-mac-notebooks/

OH NO NO NO NO

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*throttles*

> not getting Apple Care
> not replacing your laptop every 3 years
What are you, poor?

>contributing to massive amounts of e-waste by not sticking to a Thinkpad X220 and having a big pile of them so you never have to buy another laptop ever again which, let's face it, you wouldn't anyway because no ports and horse shit keyboards
degenerate

>paying a premium to get fucked with defective hardware just like all the others
I can you that you are the stupidest of them all.

lol
fuckin kill yourself useless faggot

>spending money on nigger rich products
What are you, poor?

>spending a lot of cash on useless garbage
>being rich
Choose one

>Thinkpad X220
enjoy shitty graphics bro

I WILL BURN LIKE THE BRIGHTEST STAR

>what are you, poor?
I'm not poor specifically because I don't spend money on stupid shit like this

Plays Quake 3, Morrowind, Tribes, and Dwarf Fortress just fine.

> gaming
> not game deving and doing cad work
oh, I see... you're just a neet

Yes everybody who isn't a CAD engineer, professional video editor, or pro game streamer's a NEET.

Also:
>using Intel in current year

It cant sustain 5ghz for more than 4 seconds.

All laptops are shit in general tho. That cpu is just useless for that machine tho.

I assume that this will be ending up at a landfill near you because the i9 will absolutely fry the everloving shit out of the wafer thin circuit boards that they put in these tin can enclosures, this is just an expensive portable radiator that acts a disposable computer.

Nigger just host a server with some good hardware and run it via your laptop.

I have a very nice desktop computer user, if I want to sit at my desk and use it. Many times I prefer to lounge in my living room on my computer listening to my extremely nice stereo system though, and in those cases I care more about having a nice keyboard.

> 85W power supply
> frying anything

>touchbar
fucking disgusting. Steve jobs would never let that shit happen if he were alive.

By the time the clock speeds reach over 2 - 3 ghz you could boil an egg on the fucking chassis.

They should've at least integrate a toggle friendly numpad on to the track pad.

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>boot Linux or BSD
>no esc key
>no f keys

MACTODDLERS

CONSTANTLY

CONTINUALLY

UNCEASINGLY

UNREPEALABLY

UNREMITTINGLY

PERPETUALLY

PERSISTENTLY

PERMANENTLY

INVARIABLY

INCESSANTLY

IRREVOCABLY

INTERMINABLY

INDELIBLY

INDEFINITELY

EVERLASTINGLY

ENDLESSLY

ETERNALLY

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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Every laptop keyboard should be based off the IBM model m keyboard imo.

Mactards deserve to be swindled out of their "hard earned" shekels.

>> not replacing your laptop every 3 years
>spending 3k every three years
3k is just too much for a single computer

t. poorfag

>AMDrones seething that Apple would rather use Intel than a brand for poorfags like AyyMD
>Apple would rather design their own CPUs than use AyyMD, if only to save shekels from buying Intel

COPE

Enjoy your compromised performance due to Intels in competences.

if only the keyboard didn't suck

based as fuck

>becomes obsolete in 2 years

eh nothin personnel kid

the bright side is that you don't have to leave the faggot store when you get your laptop.
you move from the register, to the idiots' corner and give them the unopened laptop in its original package. in 2-4 weeks you'll get a functioning keyboard for the rest of the warranty.

all those throttling fagbooks, sooner or later suffer from cracks in the ball-joints, either on the cpu, gpu or the memory.
that's due to the extreme changes in the temperature.
even my 4700qm jumps from 40 to 85 celcius when I compile big projects or a new version of gnu radio is out.

>no escape key
Literally unplayable

lul enjoy paying more for less speed intel fag

> t. Negro

>18 months financing
>by the time you pay it off it will be completely outdated
do all Americans do this?

nope

>soldered components
>non-serviceable
>non-upgradable
>unable to use linux
>shitty keyboard
>no trackpoint
>no ethernet, no ports
>locked in to apple's horrid ecosystem
Display is good, but not worth it for that.

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if you want to piss money away that's your perogative, but don't act like its a smart choice

> Muh “upgradeability”
Can you even upgrade your Thinkpad with a 8-core CPU? Can you upgrade the GPU? Remember the macbook has thunderbolt 3, therefore it can use eGPUs without bandwidth bottlenecks.

Based

Socketed Thinkpads like the T420 can upgrade CPUs, not sure about 8-core though, maybe newer Thinkpads.
>muh gpu, muh cores
Just ssh into a proper desktop. Enjoy not being able to even replace your SSD, goddamn shill.

what happens after the vulnerability patches?
iToddler btfo again

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>six thousand one hundred forty-nine U.S. dollars
What is opportunity cost

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arm macbooks when

what's the main guy reacting to it must be great

>macbook
>for le rich people

I just bought a Predator 21 X. Come at me you poorfag Macshitters.

For $6k you can but either:
a used car
or a digital crown
Fuck you could probably even turbo, muffler delete and replace the suspension on a civic and have money left over to install a test pipe and new muffler

>sexual predator buys predator computer
poetry

I dont care about cars, retard

My point is you can build a respectable track car for as much or less than this throttling fagbook

star wars

You can get a computer with as much use value for much less

>carshitters never mention maintenance costs, fuel and other consumables, registration and other related costs with owning a car

you know how i know you dont actually own a car?

>civic
>respectable

lmao

>finally, enough cpu power to not be a total shit dumpster fire due to terrible OS
>5GHz is "boost mode" only
>keyboard problems
>$6k+

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Leave the MacBook running for an hour and it will also be a nuclear collider.

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To be fair it takes some balls to admit to a design flaw before release, I can respect apple for that.

>5ghz
on one core, while its in a freezer
>2.4ghz on all cores
while in a freezer maybe lmao

How is that even possible? My 4690k is fully patched and I got this score at 4.7ghz.

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i9-9900k windows laptops with a 2080 and 32gb of ram are half the price though.

4th times the charm on that disastrous keyboard

kek

>you can build a respectable track car for as much or less
A good suspension, wheels, tires, and transmission hardening parts cost as much as that laptop.
You're stuck in 1977 prices Grandpa, stay off the track.

>Can afford it because not poor
>Can't justify expense because it is literally retarded

Can people not understand basic market economics that I can get a lot more stuff for 6000 dollars?

iToddlers aren't people.

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>soldered components
Nobody cares, neckbeard.
>non-serviceable
>non-upgradeable
>implying anyone services or upgrades their laptop in 2019 outside of Jow Forums neckbeards
>unable to use linux
This is how I know you're a moron. You hold a key down at startup time and boot from the install media. It's that fucking simple.
>shitty keyboard
lol
>no trackpoint
You are literally retarded if you think that shitty clit mouse is better than a large, usable touchpad.
>no ethernet
It's a laptop, stupid. Use wifi. Use a thunderbolt dock if you want it on a desk.
>no ports
lol
>apple's horrid ecosystem
Beats the hell out of the freetard ecosystems

Louis Rossman enjoys charging you retards $500 for an hour of his time.

>Shitty clit mouse
Lost.

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>itoddler subhuman
>calling anyone else moron
yikes

4thpost best post

Imagine paying $6000 and still not being able to play modern games in 4k at 60fps.

No thanks.
> what are you, poor?
No because i have a macbook pro.
> New mac hardware
Only a retard would..
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based

That’ll be seven thousand dollars plus tip.

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Wow, an 8core 800Mhz machine! I bet it can play quake at 60 fps!

Can someone please
I dont even know what to say

Do not fall for this.
Apple will likely release their rumored 16.5 inch MBP redesign, that'll most likely brings back the scissor keys.
And perhaps Touchbar also becomes a choice for the 15 inch.

based beyond belief

>>no trackpoint
only pedophiles use those

would buy it (if I was Jeff Bezos)... otherwise it's not worth it having to worry about your fucking laptop since it costs more than an used car and is fragile as fuck.

>not sure about 8-core though
jesus... you can't. Socketed thinkpads max out at 4 cores

>$6000 for a hot plate

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That ridiculous price is because of the 4TB SSD. Pic related has 32GB of RAM and is half the price.

Still ridiculously overpriced tho

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Enjoy ur throttle machine

I will, seething chinkcuck.

The keyboard is literally painful to use and the touch bar is ass
Just get an X1 extreme

>intlel

> zen2
> still no thunderbolt
literally useless for modern laptops

>Just get an X1 extreme
If I wanted junk I'd be getting a second-hand Think Pad.

> X1 extreme
enjoy being a corelet

Please, explain to me, how could you be a fanboy of any company or any brand? The only thing they care about are money and market share (lenovo and apple proved that billion times). Your opinion is irrelevant, you are just making advertisement for them, for free. Also, how can you even theoretically cool 8-core i9 CPU in this slim body? I'm not a commie btw.

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