How do I become like him?

How do I become like him?

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become retarded

Have sex

I got as far as "I know it's supposed to be better".
The show instantly lost any credibility.

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>Be Autistic
>Do Drugs
= Sand Nigger

Read the fucking manuals.

literally this

This. It's in the first few minutes of the show: 1) buy a hoodie, 2) buy drugs, 3) fuck qt drug dealer gf (male). Everything else comes after

kiss men

This but unironically

Become an actor

books, practice, footfetish, and adderall.

Try fucking your sis

Install gentoo

you install ubuntu, read how networks work, read script kiddie tools manuals; debootsrap kali; buy a hoodie; put it on; hacking time

eye surgery

become schizo
dual boot Kali and Mint

freak

split your personality

get a Bachelor of Fine Arts from the University of Evansville in Evansville, Indiana.

>become schizo
easy

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nice try mossad

Install KDE

but what if the mossad created schizo

commit your life to the art of being an actor

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Don't know who that is but I'll assume he's some sort of hacker. Learn HolyC.

well you gotta make it "interesting" to normies, no one's gonna watch if it isn't estabilished in the first fucking episode that he can get laid

job = sloppy

What would you want to be a retarded looking faggot ass sand nigger?

>How do I become like him?
Boot Kali, become a schitzo, get job as sysadmin, be good at your job, be weird enough that no one dates you but good looking enough to get a fuck from druggo neighbours, use GNOME
Good luck user, let me know when you destroy the world.

sloppy job mossad

Start with a finger up your ass, then dildos, and finally nigger cock.

You're welcome.

eat babies as part of your induction into the hollywood cabal. you may even get to play a fag on the big screen if you play your cards right.
good luck !

>Cut your hair like that
>install kali linux with GNOME
>do weird drugs
>buy a black hoodie
thank me later

is this IT stuff really so important to become hacker? Networking is pure memorisation, its very unintuitive, same with these boring as fuck windows server action directory classes. Programming is much more about problem solving than that

code in forth

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It's in the show ya muppet

Schizophrenia and autism is not something you become, you are born with it.

i love forth. why didn't it happen, bros?

you can't abuse a system that you don't know about. RTFM is meme for a reason.

spend 3-6 years in the military service. Grow angsty. Leak everything you learned. Become mr robot, fuck this faggot ass wannabe.