Social Life for In/g/rates

>Work in IT
>Try to be "social" at workplace
>Work to be the "face" of IT (more opportunity/creating need for me)
>Go out with co-workers in extra-curricular club
>Get drunk and joking let out a little of my power level
>"Well, remind me not to piss off user"
>Realize I have said too much

Should I just give up on social aspects and just be the troll in the lightless broom closet?

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You should just kill yourself.

rude. opie just live your life man

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What did you say ? Anyways it was probably just banter m8

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No. Just be friendly with them but when you disagree on something just disagree. Would make you look better than being the beta cuck who just sits in the corner.

>go to social event
>say something embarrassing
>coworker casually comments on it
I don't see the big deal. Stop being an autistic faggot and don't make a big deal about it, like she didn't.

What did you say OP?

i said that i love pajeets

>Social life
Dumb normalfags

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i only talk to my muslim coworkers because they hate lefties as much as i do. i don't hang out with them outside of work because their husbands would probably stab me, lol. i work at walmart.

>fake being social at work 24/7
>stupid bitch pulls some tricky wordplay and i'm lolautist so I get tricked
>immediately stop engaging stupid bitch and bitch friend
>accidentally find out she abuses heroin and don't tell anyone
>she starts turning on random people and acting like a huge bitch
>her and bitch friend start wearing TONS of makeup every day and dye their hair shitty colors

God I hate women so much.

Kill yourself

Statistically, you are more likely to do that

Helpdesk is full of Normies now, you cant show your true self around them otherwise you'll never gwt a job again.

You're probably too focused on yourself. Remember that other people don't care as much about you as you do about yourself. I mean that in a good way that they probably won't crucify you, especially since you were drunk. Well maybe if you ranted over the Jews for 3 hours to leftie co-workers you might have done goofed.
I do and say really stupid shit every time I'm very drunk (which is almost every weekend) but there are no consequences for me since we were drinking.
Tell us already, What did you say?

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I said that jews did 9/11 because rocket fuel can not possibly melt steel beams and that morality is subjective so hitler did not do anything objectively bad, did i fuck up?

imagine the geek autist walking around thinking he has a power level

you fell for the dumbest memes imaginable, on par with the geek who thinks he's giving coworkers death stares, I want to see that damn death stare to have something to laugh at

You probably came off like a psycho. Seems common with you nerds

>being drunk makes you say stupid shit

you pretended to be drunk

Yea sure I was only pretending to be retarded

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>hate drugs and alcohol
>not some kind of religious nut, just think they're gross as fuck
>hate being around drunk and high people
>if I ever give in, I'll feel like a spineless dickwad with no morals
This has legitimately killed my social life stone cold. I haven't had a real friend in years because I turn down 90% of social events I get invited to, because there's always alcohol or drugs.

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Loosen up tightwad