>see a listing for MS Office on ebay, $3 for 5 devices and a lifetime subscription >recognize that there is a high likelihood that these are sodomite lies, since Office is 50x more expensive at retail >purchased a Windows key off eBay for $5 that worked out >decide to give it a try since it’s $3, and Ebay gives refunds for this trash anyway >mfw I get an email with login information, I simply have to enter a new password, and I download everything and it works
>discord and telegram tranny doesn't know about km spico
Luke Sanders
kms pico
retard
Ian Lee
Now that you mention it I migh buy a W10 pro key
Anthony Lopez
do it fgt
Jack Evans
Enjoy your FBI raid faggot
Jack Bennett
>Russians steal some credit cards >Buy a bunch of office keys >Resell them That's how.
Nolan Bell
it's a stolen account, obviously. the victim will recover it or at least stop paying their subscription
Parker Mitchell
I am aware that there is a possibility of losing access at some point in the future, but it was only 3 bux. Figured even if I lost that it would be worth it just for curiosity sake.
Ethan Robinson
Mods please do something about these non-stop threads. They're clearly just advertisement for these illegal keys.
Cooper Clark
It's a reseller account. Some IT guy creates hundreds of accounts and then sells access to them.
The same is going on with xbox games.
Liam Roberts
I'm OP and I can promise you I'm not advertising anything. Most people here seem to be getting office for free. How can this be going on with xbox games, aren't they physical disks?
Easton Thompson
>these retards ITT who never bought license
A measely $50 cheapo visual studio proffesional license contain unlimited w10 online activation key
Sebastian Davis
They're selling accounts with access to digital copies. The seller gives you access to an existing account and instructions on how to install the game. Once installed you can play offline.
It's super sketchy, but I hear it works fine. Between office and this, it seems like microsoft is looking the other way in order to keep users tied to their ecosystem.
Adrian Moore
you're right, nobody pays for it anymore. lol gg
Gavin Bennett
>willingly using MS office in the 2019th year of our lord
>And no, LibreOffice isn't a better alternative. Except it objectively is. Just look at OP's screen shot, the entire ribbon is full of fucking presets instead of useful tools.
Jordan Nguyen
Why buy a license when you can just hwid or install a volume license edition and activate with KMS-VL-ALL every once in while (it's fully open source btw). Hell, setup vlmcsd (KMS server) on a box on your network, activate against it and forget about it. Bonus: W10 Enterprise gives you some extra control over telemetry.
Or you can pay some shady fuck on the internet and have fun with your good goy edition. Suit yourself.
Zachary Jackson
WordPerfect
Jonathan Roberts
Academiafag here, I've used both extensively and you've gotta do any real writing besides Dear Diary office is hands down the better option. It has lots of plug-ins for citations, legal and research formats, etc.
I'm not knocking libre office but it's not a full competitor to office.
Elijah Diaz
Thank you. Wasting money on Microsoft Office is stupid. You can read 99% of MSO's saved documents (the remaining 1% is usually just slightly corrupted or is some bullshit document) and MSO can read LO's documents. There is ZERO fucking reason to use anything but LO.
Evan Walker
latex
Lucas Hughes
For some reason my previous employer never struck me off the Office 365 userbase, so I just continue using their Office subscription. Kind of precarious using several gigs of their OneDrive space, though, since I'm aware they could do a cull at any time.
Austin Miller
Trips confirm LaTeX as the undisputed objective king of word processing.
Evan Morris
Based and knuthpilled
Juan Bailey
Microsoft want to lock you into their ecosystem with shit like microsoft word. If everyone's using it at home, everyone's using it at work.
Ian Richardson
Not him but thanks for the hwid method my man, didn't know about that. It even sticks across installs, noice.
Adam Ortiz
LibreOffice
Jacob Gonzalez
That's not groff.
Easton Collins
I wouldn't even want to use it even if it was free.
Wyatt Sullivan
>WPS Office 2019 >A fully featured professional-grade version is also available for a subscription fee.
Trash.
Jace Perry
>paypig is happy with another good purchase Feel like a smart consumer now buddy? Good for you, keep spending.
>enroll at local community college >make college email >don't attend classes >use email to get free photoshop, office, ect. without needing to go through the effort of cracking any of it
How was my little story, Jow Forums? I insure you it's all true!
Jonathan Richardson
Meanwhile in linux land
>sudo apt install libreoffice
my work is done i can now use spreadsheets and word :)
imagine that paying for something when somebody else made something just as good and it is free and open source software
Josiah Moore
seriously if you're not getting all this stuff as a perk you might have a bad case of brazilian
Brayden Long
Checked. Unironically this.
Michael Murphy
Based user, unironically the best office suite
Brandon Morgan
>>sudo apt-get install texmaker FTFY
Cameron Wood
Honestly, given that I don't even have much use for office stuff ever since graduating college 8 years ago, Libreoffice does the occasional things I need just fine. Resume and stuff like that. Usually I still think I save files in office formats though for sharing reasons out of habit but it's been a long time since I last used office so I don't know how much better the compat got on it reading the opendoc formats.
Adam Rogers
>it reading the opendoc formats Does MS even attempt to? I would already be glad, if it had stopped chocking on plain txt files. Haven't used Office/Word/Excel/Powerpoint in about 15 years, so no idea what the current state is.
Aaron Roberts
How? I’ve only used my CC email for discounts.
Daniel Johnson
> using latex to pull data from remote SQL servers via queries to produce graphs in spreadsheets How?
Xavier Gray
why not use .pdf? last time i used libreoffice/openoffice and saved my stuff in an msoffice format, it fucked up the formatting. since then i just use .pdf and so far no one ever complained about formatting or not being able to open the document, not even tech illiterate people. i prefer doing important documents in indesign, anyway.
>something just as good Kek. Good thing anyone can just download libreofficesetup.exe and debunk this
Daniel Martin
are you so desperate that you even buy stolen keys?
Ryan Kelly
i've set up vlmcsd on my openwrt router, it's pretty useful.
Jackson Gutierrez
I've never paid for a windows key for anything in my life, what the fuck are you morons doing.
Jacob Anderson
You probably have paid for it indirectly. Say, because your college is participating in MSDNAA, or stuff like that. That's paid for using your tuition.
Alexander Fisher
>hyurrrrr payyyy indrwetly
no shit, and i pay for nigger babies indirectly too, you want to reread my post?
Brody Green
You can get Office 2019 if you have a student email and you can usually get Creative Cloud around holidays.
Owen Gonzalez
>don't attend classes >I insure you adds up
Cooper Robinson
>the things is reliable as fuck. I tried openoffice and google docs. Never again. I rather microsoft buttrape me than waste time with garbage.
