Beep beep beep beep beep!!!!

mine doesn't have this problem

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Do preset buttons even work well? I've never even tried one, and a lot of foodstuffs (like popcorn) tend to actively recommend against using them.

Do Americans really eat radiation-poisoned food?

Really well from my experience

What’s the point of a microwave beeping? It turns off after it’s done so it’s not like it will catch fire if you leave it alone. Do people really forget they put food in the microwave?

It's an alert. Do you understand the concept of alerts?

giordano's pls. go to edwardo's for your deep dish instead.

Beko is turkroach trash. Siemens is the shit

It summons the party van.

> he microwave doesn't run glorious GNU/Linux

Fucking plebs

Nuke that proprietary organic compound Tux.

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God still holds the source-code to the DNA despite distribution. (he used a permissive license)

expect loads of useless features to drive up the price and botnet locked software like how even mentions that the common extra features aren't even used

we just need a 1min 3min 5min button and a full backlit numpad.

Same as defrost and a few other settings:
Cooks until it detects a specific level of absorption of the radiation or until a specific level of humidity in the air of the microwave.
The level is tuned to melt cheese, defrost meats, choose bread, whatever else according to the setting.

How did I not know about this?

kino

>be me
>microwave ramen
>forget I microwaved ramen
>dorm room progressively smells worse week after week
>clean everything, have no idea what the fuck smells like death
>open microwave a month later

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You deserved it.

How do I even replace a wall mounted microwave? Do they all follow a form factor? For the past year my microwave door is broken somewhere and if you dont pull down on the door after you close it, it will turn on the light and heat up even without a timer set.

Worried its gonna stay on one night and do whatever happens when a microwave is left on for several hours.

When will microwave be able to make pizza? Waiting 15 minute for regular oven to be ready and then another 20 minutes for the pizza to be baked properly in oven is not very efficient.

I mean, dough turns into a pizza base because of the natural processes of rising with yeast. You couldn't just microwave it or you'd kill those off. Basically we're waiting for the BTTF2 future where we just rehydrate things.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

what's the thinkpad of microwaves?

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do these cocksuckers really think we forgot we were hungry and nuked some food so they need to beep constantly for us to come get it. this shit is worse than pc load letter

your hot pockets are done

the microwaves at work have buttons from 1-10 and it turns out that the formula is seconds=(x-1)*15

>microwave goes off
>one long solid beep, sounds like a fire alarm
>open and close the door
>beeping continues
>you HAVE to push the stop button EVERY SINGLE TIME
>screen says "Good"
the people who made this are actually beyond braindead

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WIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*TING*

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chris hansen shows up at your door

Give me a fucking dial for power and time. Time should be a split ring with fine and course control for 5 seconds and 60 seconds. Power should be actual continuous power, not that retarded duty cycle shit. There should be a switch to kill the beeper, and it should never beep for any reason other than to indicate the timer has reached zero anyway. The door latch should be like a refrigerator with a handle and magnet strip, not that loud, squeaky, plastic, spring loaded abomination.

Microwaves suck. Why the hell does every manufacturer make them so shitty no matter how much you spend?

The only one I ever use is the popcorn button, I do still stay there and listen and stuff but it usually works good on my specific microwave. But yeah never leave the damn room with it going.

AHHH LET ME TURN OFF THE FUCKING BEEP OR AT LEAST STOP BEEPING WHEN I OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

MINE SAYS GOOD TOO BUT IT BEEPS EVERY GODDAMNED MINUTE UNTIL YOU OPEN IT AAAAAAA

Is it possible to mod a microwave to be on all the time, even with the door open. I don't want to have to hit buttons ever. I just want to open the door, put my food in, close the door for a couple minutes, then take it out and keep it running all the time.

>putting groceries in fridge
>almost done
>DING DING DING DING DING DING
Or even worse when it does it just as I close the door.

>keypad has a simple button just to turn the BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP sounds off
>has a bunch of programs for heating and reheating food that I never use because everything is pretty much hot enough by 1-3 minutes

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My microwave does it with a combination of a microwave pan + grill + hot air, even cold pizza comes out crispy in couple minutes.

Its a Bauknecht MW179

>when the outside is burning hot and the inside is still frozen
Yo... Fuck microwaves

>Ch-cling click Virr irr.. VIRRRRRRRrrrrr
>*typing noises*
>*windows notification sound* you have 1 GB of old files of loli porn
>USB mouse has disconnected

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Dingnnnnn