Hey, you're the quiet kid from class, right?

>lifting is healthy
Until you get obsessed with muh gains or want to have sub 5% body fat.

>lifting is healthy, retard.
Well, not really. But especially not to that extreme. Maybe it's needed for some people, since most people are naturally quite frail these days. But people with a proper diet and a good work ethic are just as fit as some fag with a dumb bell.
>Not everyone gets a tingle in their pants when seeing a male visage, like you do.
If you're dedicating so much time to look nice, you're probably a homosexual. Did you ever wonder why gyms are usually full of gays?

cope, virgin nerd.

I told you, I'm not gay.

you are a virgin, though.

Because I'm not gay? You homos have a weird way of thinking.

>people with a proper diet and a good work ethic are just as fit as some fag with a dumb bell
i bet you don't even lift

sweetie, you're gayer than a 3 dollar bill, as is apparent by your posts.
buy a deeper closet.

No, I don't. There's no point in wasting your time on vanity, in my opinion. And this opinion is shared by the rest of the straight population.
Yep, sure. If you don't like gays you must be one, right? Do you ever get tired of being a cliche?

>enter thread
>start spouting how yoy aren't gay unprovoked
>do it three times in a row no less
sure thing liberace, must be a walk-in one.

I think you're just upset about me exposing your little racket.

>enter libreboot thread
>>I-I'm not gay you guys
so, when did you realise you like men?

have you been to Jow Forums ? their all closet homosexuals. just like Jow Forums are all cucks

>be me
>thinkpad enthusiast at school
>finally convinced acquaintances to switch to thinkpads
>but they're bodybuilders and I've always felt inadequate next to them
>"hey, you're the quiet kid from class, right?"
>"my friends and I picked up a 10 piece lot of Thinkpads off Craigslist, we're about to go to my place and libreboot them"
>"wanna come with? It's gonna be sick, bro"
>"Y-yeah sure!..."
>his friends gather around after this and just grin at me while high-fiving each other
>a total 4 of them
>shit shit shit I'm going to get gang raped
>dreading the end of school through the whole day
>couldn't even have lunch because scared to my core
>took out my trusty x220 and just sobbed while holding it in my arms
>chad suddenly came out o no where
>"haha user why you crying? Anyway cheer up bro it's going to be a sick night. OH I hope you haven't eaten much either. ;)"
>jesus fuck my anus is going to get destroyed
>on schoolbus
>couldn't even cry any more, tear ducts all dried out
>chads keep talking about "spillage resistance" and "rollcage protection" as if it's something naughty
>"Hey user do you think your old Thinkpad has better spillage resistance than the new ones we bought?"
>"M-maybe?"
>finally got home
>help chads libreboot their Thinkpads
>intentionally did it slow to delay the inevitable
>finally the moment comes
>"user, have you ever Librebooted a bussy before?"
>"W-what?"
>"What I'm saying is," he took a step closer, "Do you want to continue being an incel or not, user."
Overall I would say it was an enjoyable experience. I honestly didn't expect chads to be able to moan that loud until that day.

There is a gay in the OP image, you simp.

no, but I see you have.
lmao fucking faggot

he's only gay if you fancy him :)

Nice emoticon, faggot.

thanks, I made it myself.

Holy shit the cope. Be honest how tall are you and how much do you weigh?

185cm and 82kg.

what the fuck is up with this thread

>lifting is not healthy
lmao, found the low testosterone faggot
>But people with a proper diet and a good work ethic are just as fit as some fag with a dumb bell.
oh god, this is too funny
>If you're dedicating so much time to look nice, you're probably a homosexual
OH GOD, I don't know whether you're projecting or coming up with excuses to not lift, but this is hilarious

yep, you're fat at that weight & height combo
not a surprise that you're saying such dumb shit, you're rationalizing not getting in shape lol

Why do Americans think like this? Lifting weights is not masculine. It is about looking pretty, which is feminine. Going to a gym doesn't make you masculine, it makes you look gay. People who see you do it will think you're a homosexual. This is probably due to Jewish influence. Americans have been starved of male role models since their independence.
No, not fat. Just normal. In fact, I am the strongest in my line of work.

>"maybe"
The vast majority of literature and desu common sense would fault you.
Exercise is exercise and resistance training is a highly effective one.

This is clearly a competition image, guy isn't that bug irl, he probably is normal bulk but he has low fat level at the moment and is covered in oil.
How the fuck is this an extreme?

In English next time, Juan.

He's obviously spending multiple days a week in a gym and is not eating properly. He is just trying to attract other men. Homosexuality is part of gym culture.

>Why do Americans think like this?
a better question is why do you assume I'm american?
>It is about looking pretty, which is feminine.
lol for you maybe, I lift to get strong, and as it stands I'm really fucking strong right now
>People who see you do it will think you're a homosexual.
tell that to my gf
you're really insecure, you know that?

>a better question is why do you assume I'm american?
Because you think like that. But American culture is so pervasive to children that perhaps you're just a product of that.
>lol for you maybe, I lift to get strong, and as it stands I'm really fucking strong right now
You should do actual work instead, rather than wasting time on this masturbation.
>tell that to my gf
You sound insecure.
>you're really insecure, you know that?
Takes one to know one.

you sound like a self-righteous faggot, I'd love to beat the shit out of you

No you wouldn't. You are a soft, vain faggot. You couldn't beat eggs. Not that you would even be able to eat eggs,

Have sex

I have sex with women, not men like these gym goers do.

don't worry, I do powerlifting and practice kickboxing, I'd break you in half

You offering? Big boy.
Wanna libreboot my thinkpad?

with shota

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I've taken down men a lot tougher than you. This isn't a controlled environment, your sport shit doesn't work. But, hey, you're just a naive homosexual from a controlled, sheltered environment. Why should I expect you to understand the real word.

project some more, weakling, at the end of the day you'd wake up with a broken jaw in a hospital

You wouldn't wake up at all, homo. All those vanity muscles for nothing. What a waste.

my, my. someone's jealous.

I'm not gay.

>vanity muscles
and that's how I know you're a LARPing weakling.
powerlifters don't lift for muscle mass, we lift for strength
but that's OK, you can continue on with your tough guy LARP, I'd still break you in half if given the chance

>kickbox
>vanity muscles
get a load of this retard

>powerlifters don't lift for muscle mass, we lift for strength
Keep telling yourself that, fruit. The fact is, your faggy muscles are useless. As soon as you leave your sheltered, controlled environment they will do nothing but hinder you. Because you only do it to look pretty for your bosom buddy.
>I'd still break you in half if given the chance
Keep thinking that, but everything about you is fake. You're a fake fighter, because you only fight in a sport, and you're a fake strong man, because you only lift toys.
No one cares about faggy sports. Do something real for once.

were you bullied? you should try working out. maybe you'll feel better about yourself.
>b-but i don't want to hang around doods!!1!1
you can work out at home, too.

>were you bullied? you should try working out. maybe you'll feel better about yourself.
This is the same tactic discord trannies use. I am not gay, stop trying.
>you can work out at home, too.
Or I could do something real, rather than that nonsense masturbation.

>claims he isn't gay
>immediately starts talking about mape 'bosoms'
jesus dude. Get real, a trained kickboxer would literally kill you.

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Why wouldn't he be able to eat eggs? They're a staple bodybuilding food.

You don't build up that much mass by "not eating properly."

This has been the gayest internet fight in the history of gay internet fights.
It shows that it doesn't take that much time to go to a gym and that "work ethic" doesn't translate to maturity.

lay off the onions

No, a trained sports player would not. Those games only work in their own controlled environment.
Lay off the penis.

the guy I posted is an ex slav SWAT officer who has killed people.
You are defenseless against a trained athlete.

אוי כל כך חמוד וסקסי

>Or I could do something real, rather than that nonsense masturbation.
like actual masturbation? or shitposting on Jow Forums? it's hardly more real whatever that means.

that crocop?

>the guy I posted is an ex slav SWAT officer who has killed people.
By kicking at them? I'm sure. No, kid. That is just sport. It doesn't work in the real world.
Not worth responding to.

how many programming socks do you need bro?

yes.
with guns. And yes, a single kick of his is enough to veg you forever.

based

>with guns
Why not with kicks? Oh, because it's sport.
>And yes, a single kick of his is enough to veg you forever.
Slipping in the shower could do the same, that isn't saying much.

>extreme
COPE harder

because he's a cop you fucking imbecile.

I thought kicking was so great? Why is it that he abandons that shit outside of competition?

don't bother responding, this guy is either too far gone or is baiting others
I'm leaning more towards the latter

>Not worth responding to.

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Yes, because you're retarded and blinded by sodomy.

you say that cause you have never been physically active.

nor has he had sex

That's what I would say of you.

eh, a lot of people here still have their vcards as do i but i don't think he knows what he's missing out on.
i run 10km and do 100 pushups, situps, squats and pullups a day.

>i run 10km and do 100 pushups, situps, squats and pullups a day.
Masturbation,

Not technology, kill yourselves.

>onepunchmeme regimen
lmao have fun with shot knees at 40

have sex

fake and gay

(You) dispenser

Posting before mods move this to /lgbt/ due to that one closet homo that derailed this from the start

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have sex

It is gay. Vanity is feminine. People who dislike gays are not all gay, you tranny.

I was only busting your chops, but holy shit, you really are a closet case.

Is that gay slang? Why do you think everyone who dislikes gay is gay themselves? Answer that or forever be tranny.

you do you dude, I don't really care, just saying that everyone ITT sees through ypur insecurity from a mile away.

ur an unironic faget

No answer? Go back to discord.
xD le bad English I are le epic trol!!!1!

holy fuck you got so mad lol

I don't answer to faggots.

with shota

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Why are you so mad at that?
Then get off discord, tranny.

I'm not familiar with those gay apps.
You can always show me.