>be me
>25 years old
>been lurking Jow Forums for 18 years (before the anime character maki even existed). Boxxy was our queen back then. And before that it was some demented desu creature and yotsuba herself.
>longer than some have been alive
>I've seen it all
>I've seen times when /b/ were good
>I've seen times when /b/ were bad
>I've seen Jow Forums go through multiple form factors of technology
>When I started lurking Jow Forums usb thumb drives were the size of vans and they could only store a megabyte
>back then the unity desktop had never existed. Ubuntu was still using gnome 2 which is essentially what MATE is today.
>There wasn't a kali linux nor was there even a backtrack linux, just slackware
>systemd had never happened yet: lenneart pottering wasn't born
>But I'll tell you something. No sorry son of a bitch browsing this board would have been caught dead using something like discord. We would have beaten himsenselss. We would have doxed him and sent dildos to his house and embarrassed him in front of his mom.
>good riddance discord suckers
>let me tell you sonnies something. A ltitle pieces of advice
>use xubuntu. It's like the old swiss army knife. Like a sharpened leatherman, tried and true.
>If you are more cool than that use debian xfce
>emacs is better that vim sonnies. SOrry to tell you but it's just damn true
>In the real world you'll have to program soem java, but try to stick to c++ and c#. That's the path I tell ya.
>and most of all, learn to trust microsoft. They have become the good guy now and nobody noticed. Google has become evil. Don't be fooled in history. Don't let them pull wool over yer eyes. Microsoft is the good guy now and they need your help.
Be me
>been lurking Jow Forums for 18 years
>25 years old
>been lurking Jow Forums for 18 years
bruh
>25 years old
>been lurking Jow Forums for 18 years
yikes
>1763▶
lol I miscalculated. I have been brwosing since I was 11 so it was 13 years
Yeah same here but back then I mostly shitposted Pokémans on /b/ and "help" chanology moralfags in irc.
I still remember being salty about getting a ps3 instead of a netbook. I was so fucking stupid.
War has changed. Everything is id tagged on the interwebz.
MS was always the good guys.
>>learn to trust microsoft
learn to trust facebook, op
Daily reminder that Jow Forums has always been inane
>been lurking Jow Forums for 18 years
stopped reading right there
wow what a shit pasta.
become an hero, wojakfag
>imagine browsing this place for 18 years and still being a bluepilled ignoramus.
This proofs that OP is and always be a faggot.
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
DISCORD IS AWESOME!!!!!
AND FUCK MICROSOFT
APPLE ALL THE WAY!
Fuck off retard
Jow Forums isn't even 18 years old yet
>learn to trust microsoft
> >and most of all, learn to trust microsoft. They have become the good guy now
Way to ruin it all, faggot.
>>I've seen Jow Forums go through multiple form factors of technology
Jow Forums was Jow Forumsuro, newfag
>Microsoft is the good guy now
lol nope
Wow, you're right. (not op) I'm 25 too and I recall guro upsetting me back then. I wish I never followed YouTube compilations here, I wasted much of my life on /b/ and /v/.
>cockmonger
>longcat
>Jow Forums turns 4 and 4/4 years old
>penis, vagina, candyass, roodypoo wordfilters
>i think fortune was around on some boards
>snacks
>efg
>duckroll
>the inception of rage comics and associated chemo
I really really regret it. Even if I did connect with IRL friends over it, it's all just for an empty sense of belonging.
>>When I started lurking Jow Forums usb thumb drives were the size of vans and they could only store a megabyte
Are you the guy who made this?
Tl;dr
>Discord and Google are bad but M$ is good for some reason
>Just trust Microsoft heh heh
I founded Jow Forums with some faggot but he stolen from me and get all the credits.
now i'm neet and he drinks beer with zun and suck small japane penises
go home snacks
I bet you have a 4 or 5 digit Slashdot ID.
>25 years old
>been lurking Jow Forums for 18 years
LMAO. So you started lurking when you were SEVEN years old. Based retard poster.
If you open both gifs at the same time it creates the most awesome loop ever. Thanks!
>slashdot ID
Wat. I thought /. used usernames?
>Wat. I thought /. used usernames?
Every username had a numerical ID, incrementing upwards sequentially as new accounts were added.
I'm still occasionally active on my old account, but the quality of conversation has come down quite a bit these past years. Some days it feels like I'm reading Kuro5hin or something.
Fuck off boomer. You're making us look bad
>You're making us look bad
>Pepe.jpg
Your post reads like an idiot with no self-awareness wrote it.
Why do people on this website love bragging over how much of their life they've wasted?
>emacs is better than vim
found the zoomer larper
nice 2001 Jow Forums you got there retard
Jow Forums was never good
fuck off newfag
>>use xubuntu. It's like the old swiss army knife. Like a sharpened leatherman, tried and true.
>>If you are more cool than that use debian xfce
Fedora spin xfce comes with gparted preinstalled, makes it somewhat better than Debian or Ubuntu if you're loading it live from USB stick
wow not even saving the april version
fedora is fucktier tarded you ass
>things only newfags say
>Boxxy was our queen back then
Almost forgot about how that cancer was spammed all the time, of course a Boxxyfag would have shit opinions and post wojack.