ITT we list features that Jow Forums is missing

ITT we list features that Jow Forums is missing

Upvotes and downvotes so you can see which posts are good
Accounts so you can see what you've posted, build a reputation as a good contributor
Ability to make your own board
Replace greentext with a quoting feature that's user-friendly
Rules against hate speech and virtual child porn
Emotes like PogChamp and FeelsBadMan

I'm studying to be a computer designer so these are just my suggestions for what we should add next.

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>plebbit: the bait post

A loli/shota porn board.

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reband gee as guro

Transparency, so we know which government agencies and credit bureaus get copies of our shitposts.

Blatant bait aside half this shit does need to be added to get rid of the post-election low effort shitposts everywhere

I love this shit, has been for 7 years, and the only literal thing Id like to see changed is getting rid of Google recaptcha

Webp thumbnails for real transparency. Webp support in general. VP9 webms. /mlp/ being a red board.

Banning "OP image being more interesting than the thread" and any whiff of politics outside of Jow Forums would be enough to clean most boards up well. Regarding the former, this applies specifically to outrage bait such as Twitter screenshots, thinly veiled waifu garbage, for Jow Forums specifically stupid ass fucking tech support questions with a picture of a half naked thot etc.

A (Same) next to a quote to show if the user quoted himself to help avoid samefagging.
Like this:
_(Same)

A meta discussion general for every board

Better provisions for maintaining generals
i.e. selecting/voting an OP image beforehand, scripting the changes in the OP text, automatic thread creation if the general has reached its bump limit and has done so at least 5 times in a row.

Code and TeX support in more boards.

Captchas that go towards training a more interesting neural network than just OCRing documents or interpreting streetview addresses.

Custom hardware/IOT support, so you can easily have a flashing light in your kitchen to alert you that you've been (You)'d.

Anti-free speech cuck detected

Brian??

set captcha to once a day (never gonna happen because muh shekels from passes spammers buy)
updated spam filters
/l/ with strong willed mods that aren't pedos
updated word filters
spoilers and spoilerposting for all boards

Karma
Jow Forums gold

>rules against hate speech
Nice try Goldmanbergstein

If you want to build your own image board with all that be my guest. But there is one thing I completely object to.
>upboats
NO. We don't need that. In fact nobody needs that. While there's certainly a place for a zero-effort post rating system, it's a detachment if you boil it down to a vague net positive or negative.
If a post rating system is instituted, it should include the following:
-I agree
-You're an idiot
-Informative
-nobody cares
-This makes me feel sad
-good question
-you sure seem upset
-gross
-that's hot
-shots fired!
-please ban this guy (requires you to log in, click it 10 times, and fill out a captcha).

Weak bait.

>features that Jow Forums is missing
Redditor filter so you can't come here.

>Custom hardware/IOT support, so you can easily have a flashing light in your kitchen to alert you that you've been (You)'d

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>features that Jow Forums is missing
And that's a good thing.

I would like to have an account system where you can get notifications for having your post be replied to but you'd still be Anonymous

Jow Forums pass users should be able to attach a lolicatgirl to posts they like.

Imagine a siren that sounds like the European ones only it goes
>YOU you YOU you YOU you YOU you

That's a good list of features. I think we also should have profile pictures, and a (you) counter. Oh, and we should also have a mascot that's not some silly anime character.

Flag for Canadian posters on every board, not just some.