23 years in the industry

> 23 years in the industry
> company creates mentoring program
> see I'm assigned to mentor an awkward white guy
> "Sorry I don't want to mentor a white guy, minorities need it more"
> get assigned to a hot half asian chick instead
> she's dumb as rocks but fun to have coffee dates with

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Lucky motherfucker.

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you did good
hope you two make mutt babies

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I got a Indonesian chink who's uglier than sin and can't speak any english. to make things worse she thinks she's the next steve jobs.

i just wanted a cute submissive japanese girl

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youtube.com/watch?v=rqX8PFcOpxA :3

most generic day ever

Generic Silicon valley day

>public transport
>white bread
>too much caffeine
>sitting stone faced in front of a computer for hours
>stand up!!!
>onions face
>vegan anti-nutrient sludge
>hipster gift shop
>apple watch
>asian food
>furbabies
>house plants
>watching netflix until midnight

Maximum attention whore.
Very cute, though.

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Today on things that never happened:

Not this fucking thread again.

That has to be the creepiest of those videos, this one weirds me out big time.

So she have some extra curriculum lesson to earn credit, I presume?

she's so cute bros

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>She worked less than 8 hours

What the actual fuck. She gets in an hour after me to work and gets out 2 hours before. How do I achieve this?

Work for some no-name software company that doesn't produce anything useful. You'll be able to chill out until the company goes out of business.

Get a job at Google, everyone works 10-4

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Jesus Christ. And they get paid 100k+ a year to boot. Living in SanFagsisco and living in relative poverty is starting to sound better. But I'm just a lowly finance graduate so I don't think I'd make it there.

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More like 200k+ in CA these days, and you don't have to live/work in SF, there are offices all over the place, HQ isn't in SF anyway.
If you believe in yourself and grind for the interview you can do it user.