ThinkPad Images Thread

My only question is if your penis or mine is bigger?

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Become a statistic.

Don't hear this fuckers pls

Where did you get that programming equipment?

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imagine the smell

paper bag and a reacharound would be really hot

Please post your bare feet

Holy shit this triggered people haha

You don't like my socks UwU

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lmfao

Nah.

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I love them

Sweet, now I have something to fap to later

please be in London

Why yes I am user, I should give you a prize for guessing UwU

Don’t you get enough homo attention from /b/?

post dick

Shut the fuck up

That's some proper programming equipment right there, gotta keep the leg circulation going!

why are all linux users mentally ill trannies?

Fuck off back to your glory hole you gooch grease guzzling spooge steward.

disgusting

But I did UwU

>"Rate my dick Jow Forumsays

Post your music user

Is that actually you? Post more please.

It is UwU, gimme a bit and I'll have to pictures for you UwU

programming socks

It's never to late for an abortion.
Kill yourself

thighhighs increase the blood flow to your brain and increase your programming ability by 30%

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OwO where you at baby? Chancery lane here.

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jesus, those legs looks like a bunch of snakes

Or you could hang your legs to the ceiling, that way all your blood goes to your brain and increases the programming ability by over 9000%

Yummy! ~~ OwO

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best place to buy programming socks?

Oh hai tripcode

cutesykink :3

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disgusting

how do i become cute

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Better not have a dick...

Watch over a thousand hours of animes and read over a thousand hours of manga/doujins/VN

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At least shave your fucking legs, faggot.

Used to have a roommate who dressed up all cute like an anime girl, wig, but of make up, eyelashes, skirts and socks - the whole package.
Caught him a few times and he would explain that he was just trolling thirsty guys on the internet and laughing at them falling for his catfish, that he wasnt gay or tranny or whatever etc etc. Anyway, after about a month passed since I first caught him, wouldn't you know it I was balls deep in his ass holding him down with my arm on the back of his neck and his back curving up towards me, black frilly maid skirt pushed up to reveal his plumb soft asscheeks and supple thighs covered by suspenders from his white panties to his stockins, and him moaning and whimpering about good it felt.

That was kinda gay on my part, but I got to sexually relieve myself almost every day for the next whole year I stayed in that area. He was cute and feminine like especially when all dressed up, and best part is I would finish in either his mouth or ass. Dude even cooked me breakfasts and showed me how to use Debian on his thinkpad. I bought him some cute bow ties for his hair on his birthday and he bought me a nice leather suitcase.
I'll also always remember the way I felt when I looked into his father's eyes when he came to help him with moving out, the guy has no idea what I was doing to his only son who he thought was just a normal student, I felt so fulfilled like a mini Genghis Khan.

If only he was a girl though...

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faggots like you are what enable these mentally ill degenerates. kys

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>Jow Forums technology

#ing on a post, disgusting.

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now i have to fix my x200T

disgusting

hot