Help me get a new iPad

I dropped my iPad 11" and got a small crack in the bezel of the screen. The iPad is fully functional however.
I still got warranty on it, is there any way to get apple to exchange it for a new one ? Any trick I can do to maybe fool an apple employee into exchanging it ?

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why didn't you get applecare?

Because you touch yourself

its older than 60 days already

no i mean when you bought it

need a few more photos of that girl first

yeah thats not helping me now
help me and ill post more

neck yourself

Not how this works

now help me

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