>"Okay, user!It's time for you to learn some advanced Linux things!"
*30 minutes later typing a bunch of shit and modifying .conf files*
>"See? This increased your internet speed by 5 kbps more!"
>mfw
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo
smaaaart.
Jesus Christ why Linux users are so autistic?
"Okay, user!It's time for you to learn some advanced Linux things!"
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Not only a, dare a say, EPIC story but an EPIC reaction image as well!! Blog posts like THIS are what I strive for on this subreddit of ours, fellow 4channelers
Things that never happened for 500, Alex.
>giphy.gif
gas yourself
It did. And he is still showing me lots of things that do absolutely nothing significant to my distro.
I'm a busy girl -- I don't have time for this shit.
Just install the liquorix kernel and enjoy mad smoothness gains
Imagine being this desperate for human interaction.
>someone shows you something they're obviously passionate about and do as a hobby
>shit all over them in a tibetan throat singing forum
Who's really the autistic one here?
imagine being a fat glow in the dark nigger
post script pls
Now wanna see the same trick on windows?
First, go into safe mode, then open regedit and use it to disable the file repair, then you download this file from mega.
Oh, you poor summer child.
speedguide.net
you got to him so hard lmfao it takes him like 2 replies to crack and dork-rage
truth spooken
He's right.
> Want to enable PAE?
> Want to use dual LAN to get 2gbps?
> Want to enable multiple RDP connections?
Download this utility from solidfiles.com, disable antivirus and run it in admin mode, then reboot and choose '[xxXHackerTeamXxx] Windows' entry to boot into a kernel modified by our team to unlock features blocked by MS.
Everything valuable is locked behind paywall in Windows Server editions, which are unsuitable for home use because many programs detect it and whine "but you need to buy a Seeeerveer Editioooon".
>girl
>ignoring the previous post
>hahah im only pretending
fucking monkey niggers ruining Jow Forums
> >ignoring the previous post
It's not about that specific problem you mong. Windows does not have enough means to get anything interesting from third parties, because there are TOS, EULA, CoC, FGSFDS and other buzzwords which make anything enthusiast-level as limited as possible. It's you who ignores the whole situation with Windows and no, pointing out to one specific utility is not enough.
It's 2019, we live in the post-moot era of giphyposters and tenorposters, it's over.
brb adding giphy to all my image files
I don't have enough free time in life to be a Linux user.
cringe and bluepilled
>I have room temperature IQ and can't follow the instructions of an installer. I'm also scared of new things.
FTFY
based and redpilled
@71093924
>girl