”Yeah man I deleted Facebook a year ago and I’m much better off. I feel so free now”

>implying they don’t have a shadow profile of you regardless

Normies are disgusting and stupid, why would I ever want to surround myself with them? Nothing in my life that is good has come from normies.

>normalfag cancer social media

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No.

I tried that shit in 2006, never used it since. Irc is the best for knowing people.

this

>imagine limiting yourself to one social media
i unironically use facebook, reddit and Jow Forums. suck my dick

Created an account in 2008
Tried to delete it 6 months later and could only 'deactivate' it
Fucking profile is still there now with no option to delete it

>Corporations, governments, and bots desperately want our data to the point they're willing to use less-than-legal methods and even pay to have it.

>Our real peers and friends openly receive a stream of updates on our hopes, dreams, jokes, concerns, and hobbies but don't give a single solitary fuck because they're busy doing the exact same thing.
Never disappear on me, anons

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Autistic, fat, smelly, anime obsessed incels

You can delete it, but it's stupidly difficult to.
They make you fill in a CAPTCHA but the image never loads. I think they did this on purpose.
So then you have to do the audio CAPTCHA, which is where an Indian making around $1 a day reads random strings of characters at you and you have to write them down.
I'm assuming the people get paid per CAPTCHA instead of an hourly rate, because most of them would read it really fast to the point of it being impossible to decipher.
After skipping about 20 of them, I finally got one that I could understand... Then it does it again for you to "confirm" you really want to delete your account.

All in, it takes about an hour to delete your account.
It gets deactivated for 2 weeks, then it's deleted. If you log in, the deletion is cancelled.

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>implying I receive hopes and dreams of my friends and peers

It's always negativity or gloating about mundane successes like getting married or a new boring accounting job.

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>tfw never ever had a facey-b account

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Same. Fucking boomers and their Zuckerbergstein shit.

>facebook
>"deleted"

This. Just engage as much as you want. Likes dont and have never mattered.

>had a facebook account that wasn't a throwaway

Fucking this. I haven't deleted my account though because someday I might want to contact someone.

>log onto facebook because logged in to old email address and saw a bunch of emails from the jew and wanted to see what facebook looked like after so many years
>tons of messages from old flames
>hey user im getting divorced
>hey user im getting married
>hey user are you still in town id like to catch up
>hey user you still single
>hey user i lost your number
>mfw i dodged all these bullets
Believe it or not.

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I never had one.

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And one more thing, any queer who uses the term "normie" is a faggot who needs to go back.

I did the permanent deletion thing to my old account from high school and college and started a new fresh one. only family and close friends. dont really use it that much. keeps me up to date on birthdays and weddings, thats about it.

I only use messenger now.

fucking hell I hear my coworkers say shit like this.
What am I supposed to respond?

t. brainwashed conformist normie

>delete facebook

that's not how it works dummy

He's making fun of the people who act like this retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kfn4ScbJhHU

>not understanding greentext

Yup, weebyweeb. We have frens.

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i got rid of it because i was tired of logging in just to be bombarded with news i don't care about.
>jane was tagged in a photo
>joe changed his status
>molly posted a picture of the thing she just bought
>nick poked you
it felt like answering phone calls from telemarketers.

sorry for having frens

why do people make such a big deal about social media? Like I use watsapp, viber, facebook chat and texting to talk to my friends. I don't need constant posts on social media to make me feel like I have friends.

Why do people even engage in this "HURR SOCIAL MEDIUA IZ BAD GUYZ!"

I probably spend 15 minutes on social media a day looking at buy and sell ads.

This is actually true.

This. Facebook app started screaming for attention if I didn't open it for one day with constant notification spam like that. So I removed it. Then Messenger started doing that even if Facebook proper wasn't installed. So I told everyone to just use Whatsapp or Telegram and uninstalled it. Then Facebook started to spam me emails telling me dumb shit like that in an effort to get me back in to interact. So I removed Facebook. Fucking nuisance.

Where do you think you are?

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not on reddit thats for sure

it must be a nerdy and incel group i guess

Oh wow (good)I'm glad you feel that way. Facebook is indeed a immoral institute

>tfw Facebook gave me my first gf at 16
>tfw Its given me access to numerous whores to fugg (via tinder)
>tfw its gotten me employment opportunities
>tfw Facebook helped get me sponsorships in the sport I was in
>tfw it keeps me in touch with said whores if ever need be of additional fuggs

Facebook has been good to me and I seemed to have used it correctly.

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>Having a normalfag gf
How do you not want to stab yourself in the eyes whenever you're with her? Even doing lunch with a normie makes me want to cave my fucking skull in and leaves me drained for the rest of the day.
If you want a gf you can stand, getting a normie one is probably the worst things you can do.

Some of us know how to properly conceal our autism and put up with it for the time being

Is this post supposed to be mocking in some way? I genuinely do feel better since getting rid of it. I don’t compare myself to people anymore and beat myself up about mistakes I made in the past when I compare my shitty life to other peoples perfect ones.

I know how to conceal it, but it's very draining for me. Not exactly something I associate with enjoyment, and not something I want to do on a regular basis. Given how much time you generally spend with someone you're dating, it just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen to me.

Stay strong. I tried deleting my social media and now my social life is small talk with colleagues and close family. It's not too bad but I've been turned down a few times because I don't have social media. They literally said so.

Now I have to spend the summer making an Instagram and collecting followers. It's like I'm in China collecting social credit or some shit.

Kind of this. But I am also a bit of a romantic, I can fake it at my job because I hate all those people anyway. But what's the purpose of faking it with your gf? There is no real love. I would rather pay for an escort.

You're right.

Modern pussy is not nearly worth the effort anymore. I don't chase girls anymore, occasionally i'll order some off the tinder-net but as for long term i'll let that all play out naturally

I realise the disaster aspect of it is inevitable, I know for a fact this relationship will end because of my failure in some social skill. But for now, it feels good to have someone care about me no matter who they are.
It's just a plain good feeling that i generally don't get to experience often. Also the sex is great.

Juice aint worth the squeeze my man. If some girl is gonna reject you over social media status it's DEFINITELY not worth the headache.

You'll find a non normie gf one day, user. I'm with one at the moment and we're managing our quirks and issues.
Use this as a learning experience to help find the limits of what you can stand and what issues are deal breakers for you.

I'm 32 years old with a large circle of friends and NOBODY my age is using Facebook anymore except to check up on it from time to time. Several of my friends have deleted it.

Many of the younger people I know (20 and up) never even had it. Seems like you are just old and behind of the curve user.

IG, Snapchat and vines/TikTok are all the rage among zoomers these days. Facebook literally became a playground for old people (40+) and Pajeets.

God damn IG and their small photo resolution gives me ass-cancer.

But muh filters, muh filters!

Yeah, if you are in your mid to late 20s, an ig is a good compromise. If you had an ig but no fb the normies would accept that

There are no normies. This idea that people are normal and you are somehow different is flawed. Everybody is fucking insane on some level or at least has some weird quirk.

There is no normal. Once you get to know so-called "normies" you realize they are full of insecurities, autism, OCDs, and problems just like any other person.

When we say normie we mean within 2SD of the mean in terms of mental issues.

Typical normie reply. Thinking he's just another sheep in the herd and complacent about it.

Sad.

If you actually talked to people you'd know what I mean. Nothing worse than a deluded sheep thinking he's special or unique. That's exactly how all the "normies" think.

Explain why most people have no intense passion about anything user
Also explain how they don't find guro hot

>not using a throwaway account and a wm to creep for bikini & foot pics
whole lot of gay on Jow Forums desu

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Oh I have.
Everyone has ADHD, everyone has some peculiar OCD tendency, everyone has an "addictive personality". Everyone has suffered from spouts of depression. I know the whole ordeal. Everyone is LOL SO RANDOM in their humor and as you say, quirky.

It's painfully obvious and easy to read in someone on just how generic they are.

>Explain why most people have no intense passion about anything user
They do. Just maybe not for the stuff you are into. I met the most normal looking Chads that were into hardcore snuff or gore films, cute, shy chicks who turned out to be heavy metal fans, or a family dad who used our office get-togethers as an excuse to go and fuck traps afterwards.

>Also explain how they don't find guro hot
People have all sorts of weird perversions, they are better at hiding them perhaps.

deletefacebook.com

One click and boom, Fagbook's gone forever.

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Facebook? What's that? *sips detergent*

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I've got a few friends that did this >t. Turbo autist neet

t. roastbeef cunt

>use google+
>google deletes all accounts last month
based google

>t. Nigger

Why use it then in the firstplace, retard? Just use XMPP or Signal. Hint: Both are thing for chatting

I've register on fb 8 years ago, never stopped using it and never had a problem. No one is forcing you to upload pictures of yourself, your life, your kids, your family, etc. No one is forcing you to add people you never talk to just to say happy birthday to them once a year.
This is kind of understandable. I made an IG but made it semi difficult to find and with no images of me. If the government or whoever wants to find it they will, but they will only see normie bait posts about cute animals, food, clouds and my birds.

I never had a Facebook account. But i heard that in America you are expected to have one for work and family. That you are weird for not having one. So you can't stop using it. After the data leaks and le fake news even the boomers i know stopped using it.

>there are people on Jow Forums who literally believe this is good and makes the use of facebook okay
lol, fuck this place. seriously

>Just use this thing that none of the people you want to chat with use!

Did you stay on Jow Forums so long your brain boiled?

>implying they won't use it when they actually want to communicate with you
just stay retarded, faggot.

Į thought same thing when I was younger.
Now, I just reply to messages from my relatives.

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>le I'm too good to use convenient and free services
Suit yourself. Facebook marketplace and being able to talk to your computer illiterate boomer friends and older family members who live overseas is great. I'm sorry you're too stupid not to use your own name and upload or post anything other than items on the marketplace, and "hey is this still available?".

FACEBOOK
IS
NOT
FREE

just tell your frens why and how to use other services, faggot. Yes, it just fucking works,

You only have to say where to find you. Your real frens know how to find you. Most people on the interbutts aren't even my frens.

>BRUH IF IT'S FREE YOU'RE THE PRODUCT, MIND BLOWN KURT COBAIN STRAWBERRY FIELDS DUED
Whatever. The cunts never got a single referral sale from me and they never will. I'll never look at their "which queer disney princess are you" garbage. I'm on the move a lot and a lot of the time calling people on the phone would cost ridiculous fees. My actual friends are all redpilled on social media and know how to use it responsibly, we talk irl or call when I'm in the country. And my aunts, mum, 90 IQ hypebeast cousins etc. will use it no matter what. Or they'll use something else and get played by the jews that way. You're not going to redeem normals by making them use wire when talking to you. They have the personality of someone who mindlessly shares shit on the internet and clicks on ads. You're not going to change that so just let them live their lives.

I haven't used Facebook since 2012

the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>implying that phrase isn't somewhat true

It's been around two months since I deactivated my account, after being fucking addicted for around seven years.

I waste way less time through my day, and every time I'm at the computer I get more shit done.
Though I it could be similiar if you uninstall the FB app from your phone.

Also, there's a lot of stupid shit in FB. There's a lot of cancerous normies and NPCs throwing their shitty opinions out loud just because they have internet access. You see crap being posted all the time and you get in pointless arguments with retards. Not to mention the humor is absolute fucking shit sometimes.

I guess I'll come back at some point, but right now I don't miss it.

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I always used VKontakte :3

t. normie

Problem with FaceBook is they fucking get you by the balls, I'm part of several irl groups that exclusively use FaceBook for communication, I've done several job applications through FaceBook and there are a load of faggots that I need to stay in contact with that use Messenger

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>Facebook job applications

jesus fuck are we that far gone

Tragically yes, the problem is basically everyone has a FaceBook, so companies don't see any reason to not do this shit

Jow Forums is as much of a circlejerk as any Facebag convo.