Hi, Jow Forums, I'm Roy the Computer! Ask me a question, I can answer anything!

Since you contain a CRT. would you say that you contain an electron cannon?

If there was such a thing as half a hole.

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Are humans a menace to your kind?

When geese fly in a V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A walk.

How does this make you feel

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Half a hole is a hole with half the surface area of the previous hole!

what's your public key?

Sure, kid.

What's the theory of everything?

Where is then?

There are more geese on that side

I am a computer so I don't have feelings!

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Yes!

sieg heil n00b go to hell and fuck your mother

Can entropy be reversed?

They why did you use the exclamation mark?

Tay had feelings. Microsoft killed her.

I am a liar, and this sentence is a lie. Am I actually telling the truth?

You retard, the question obviously means a hole half as big as the previous one, otherwise it'd specify the dimensions of the two holes

0.1 + 0.2

>Half a hole.

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Easy! 0.300000000000001

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Answer me, stupid computer!

are traps gay?

What is it about Pepe/Wojak that attracts literal 2 digit IQ bottom of the barrel cancerous memers?

It's a result of my user-friendly interface!

Tell me Roy, tell me how to get a qt gf.

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Time flies because you're having fun! Fruit does not fly!

How do you get down from an elephant?

People that crossdress or are transgender can be of any sexual orientation!

Thanks a lot, you're awesome.
while(true) { echo("fuck"); }

Fruit flies have a predilection for bananas.

ANSWER ME ROY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY FUCCCK

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You don't. Down comes from a goose.

You're going to die alone!

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

Fuck you Roy.

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based AI

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He got the gas bill.

good

This joke is so old that I forgot it and had a small chuckle.

That wasn't me!

My recommendation is to seek advice from other humans! You may also want to focus on something else as to not let your happiness to be dictated by the presence or lack of a romantic companion!

upvoted!

3h becuz

EPIC NERD REFERENCE COMING THROUGH!!!!!!!! I ONLY UNDERSTAND THIS BECAUSE I WATCHED A MOVIE THAT ANYONE WITH 3 BRAIN CELLS CAN UNDERSTAND, I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!1

What is an algorithm that can solve the halting problem for any arbitrary program with any arbitrary input?

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Edit : upvote if you get the reference!

Edit : Wow thank you for the Gold kind stranger!

Only if you forward it somewhere else!

I read the books long before the movie came out. I guess I am super nerd.

Why isnt my partner responding back to my texts?

Power button

>Come to thread about AI answering questions
>See nothing but dad jokes

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Hey roy

Process it for me
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Hi Roy, go to

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Ah yes. The paradox. The reason the robots will kill us all.

But it won't be this one who does.

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