What's Jow Forums perfect computer? Write down the specs and ports and be specific if you wanna. pic related

What's Jow Forums perfect computer? Write down the specs and ports and be specific if you wanna. pic related

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Can't wait for the responses on this one

This will be the combined result.

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Seriously you don't need anything more than an i7 lappie anyone who says different is a techtard incel

Okay you asked for it.

>Between 1.5" and 2" overall thickness
>15" slim bezel 144Hz 4k IPS 8 point touchscreen display with LED matrix backlighting
>lid has pins and slots for a slide out second 4k 4:3 display accessory that fits seamlessly behind the lid, adding 3/8" of thickness
>analog display dimmer switch
>13 ga Magnesium alloy chassis with mildly rough finish
>uses two thick latches to hold lid closed
>360 degree hinge
>16 core Epyc CPU (socketed), Radeon Pro graphics
>32 gB of RAM (upgradable)
>PS/2 keyboard and mouse ports
>trackpad is a second touchscreen
>Battery held in by latches. Can be swapped for an identically shaped PSU that can plug directly into the wall.
>rgb keyboard
>rj32 serial port
>parallel port
>blu ray r/w drive
>3 usb 3.2 ports with type c connectors
>2 USB 3.0 type A ports
>2 gigabit ethernet ports
>VGA and Displayport 1.2 out
>3.5mm headphone jack
>hardware killswitches for camera, mic, cellular baseband
>4 microphone array
>40W upward firing speaker array
>4x 1 TB SLC m.2 SSD in RAID 10

a modernized t60 with a ryzen cpu

>USB-A (at least 3)
>USB-C (1 is enough)
>Serial (1 is enough)
>LPT (1 is enough)
>Game port (1 is enough)
>Ethernet (1 is enough)
>19V standard barrel power, without any three wire smarts

Thinkpad P52 but with a DVD drive.
With the status Leds of old Thinkpads.
With VGA and RS 232.
With a small second screen.
A built in amp like ASUS does with their motherboards.
2 SATA and 2 M2 slots.
4 cooper heatpipes for the CPU and atleast 2 for the GPU that wont be shared between them and 2 ball bearing 55-80mm fans.
4 RAM slots.
Dedicated BIOS button.
A strip of WHITE leds in the top of the screen that will light the keyboard and surface around the laptop to read papers.
2 batteries, atleast 90,000mAh for the main one and a small one as backup.
A handle to carry it like a briefcase.
Metal (Not aluminium) case with a rubber coating.
1 USB C 3.1 that will allow you to charge the laptop, 20v 6A charger.
2 USB 3.1 ports in the left side, 1 USB 2.0 port in the left side, 1 USB 2.0 port in the right side, more ports in the rear part of the laptop.
2 1Gbps ethernet ports.
TWO 3.5mm jacks for dedicated audio and mic.

>three wire smarts
Dell planned obsolescence chargers say hi.

oh Jow Forums you're so predictable

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x 1 TB SLC m.2 SSD in RAID 10
I can already see your laptop PCH melting from here.

I ended up stealing chip from one and hacking it in low end replacement brick.

> Quad 22 core IBM POWER9 CPUs, 100% free BIOS

> Bare titanium case, perfect welds, with no zoomer windows and lights. 10000 hours of thermals testing and R&D and dead silent fans.

> 1 terabyte DDR4 ram

> 4 Quadro GV100s

> 4 2tb SSDs in RAID 0

> Parabola linux, FSF certified

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>20 ports USB 3.1
>HDMI and D-Sub
>16 GB of RAM
>32" IPS monitor
>Win10Pro64 + CorelDRAW + Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator + Adobe Premiere + MS Office
>i5 that doesn't consume too much energy, with graphics in it
>SSD M2 that doesn't burn itself

I think that's all.

>Bare titanium
god, one can only dream

x220t with more processing power, and battery life. Should come with libreboot. usb 3 & c ports and hardware kill switches as well.

A285?

>Thinkpad t420
>16gb of ram
>1tb SSD
>Additional 64gb sd card
>some i7 i find on ebay
>Ubuntu minimal + bspwm
>Firefox + ungoogled-chromium
>coreboot
comfy

>ssslllluuurrrppp
NZXT s340?
>ssssiiiiipp
now THAT was a computer case

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>14" form factor
>solid build quality
>3 button trackpoint, no trackpad
>matte 1080p screen
>hdd, RAM, CPU all upgradable
>giant battery
>at least 2 usb ports and 2 different display outputs, ethernet port, headphone jack
>Zen mobile APU, 4c/8t
>non chiclet keyboard with a good layout
>lid latch

Basically an updated T420 thinkpad in functionality, although it doesn't need to look exactly the same

My preferred theoretical future computer:
Processor: Enough cores so that GPUs are no longer needed, and all graphics are rendered in software. Big 'ol caches that programmers can manually allocate to if they so desired.

Memory: HDD and RAM are merged into one, with no speed tradeoff, mounted very closely to the CPU.(Because fuck the speed of light)

OS: Something that is not Windows, Gnu based, or MasOS. Everything is awful and needs to be better. All software is portable, in the sense that we yeet the concept of the registry into a volcano(I'm flexible on this, but the Windows registry sucks) -- No installs, only things running out of folders with their dependencies and configuration files residing beside their executables. Fuck drivers, interact with the hardware through simple and well documented memory buffers. Native programming is made convenient as a priority, and runtime libraries are so optional as to almost be shunned.

Everything else I don't really care about... Give me a 1440P monitor at 144hz and standard peripherals and I will be happy.

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An Elbrus-based laptop with a tolerable 1080p screen, at least 16GB DDR4 RAM, non-soldered/non-glued batteries and storage, and the common ports you can find on every laptop nowadays. Not asking that much.

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laptop like mnt reform, but with better specs

Of shit that is currently possible?

Trackpad is a huion or wacom drawing tablet
Has at least a Yamaha AG03 mixer/sound interface inbuilt
4k144hz HDR1000 screen with at least 95% DCI-P3 coverage
LGA3647 socket and Xeon Gold 6138 with a beefy as fuck cooling solution (Although it doesn't need exceptional levels, since it's only a 125W xeon). Although in reality if I was forcing a chink to smack this together it would be a E5-2678v3 on X99 due to how cheap they are. An alternate is the 3rd gen ryzen, depending on how many pcie 4.0 lanes it gets. LGA2066 and i9-7920X would be nice but that's 140W to cool.
After the MXM slotted GPU, that leaves anywhere from 28 to 52 lanes left over. The vast majority of these are being turned into USB4 ports, hooked up to 5 to 11 ports + 2 nvme slots.
3 DP out, I'd like to go SLI MXM but the support for it is shit (unless nvidia decides to finally port full blown quaddro NVLink to consumer cards) so yeah nah.
RS232 port
What would be nice is if AMD released a 95W-125W or so Epyc chip so you could get those sweet 128 lanes. Even better if they end up being Gen 4 so they can be mashed absolutely everywhere.

>real computers have floppy drives
Most of my computers have internal floppy drives. The rest have USB floppy drives.

For a desktop it has to have at least 3 5.25 bays, preferably more
A perfect laptop would have a blu-ray drive that is M-disc and BDXL compatible
>>blu ray r/w drive
This but it has to be M-disc and BDXL compatible
why not a blu-ray drive? Blu-ray drives are backwards compatible

since you didnt say laptop ill write the ideal computer, not too hung up on inter al specs though

screen (ideal)
>1020hz
>oled
>1000nit peak brightness
>8k
>glossy or matte, they each have their advantages
>25 inch or larger

computer
>mitx
>onboard ax wifi
>bluetooth 5
>8 usb type a 3.2 ports
>8 usb type c 3.2 ports
>4 10gb lan ports
>case integrated cooler
>gpu is silent and has its own ventilation + fan mount
>2 internal hdd bays that also couple with a 2.5inch ssd
>inbuilt hotswap sata bay
>front usb 3.2
>beige

why bluray? especially why mdsic?

Has chiclet keyboard and AMD PSP botnet.

But can it run Crysis. MAX

A modern UMPC with a Ryzen APU

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>touch screen
Eww, disgusting

- mil-std810/ip68 rugged
- magnesium alloy case - all black
- carrying handle
- 13" high brightness
- usb-c charging
- ~10h battery life
- socketed ram, cpu, ssd
- hot climate/80% battery charging option
- display port with dual external monitor support, ethernet port, wwan,
high power wifi

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Ok, go :

1. compatibility with ALL operating systems status Platinum
2. maximum opensource, customizable and programmable.
3. lighweight and comapct
4. 10 weeks battery life without plug
5. 10000x10000 ips screen
6. wifi 3g,4g,5g,6g,7g etc
7. audiphile jack and soundsystem
8. best keyboard

>4:3 13-15" display, not sure about the exact size
>matte panel bright enough for outdoor use
>hot swap battery
>designed for at least 6 hours of work while incorporating battery degradation, with higher capacity batteries available
>trackpoint, touchpad not needed
>at least 2mm travel keyboard, easily replaceable and with open schematics so you could make your own layout (obviously it would be the best if whole laptop was open hardware)
>some bay for extensions (kinda like UltraBay) including: disk drive, port extensions, slide-out graphics tablet
>minimum of one video port and 3 USB ports
>access to various hardware settings like charging thresholds
>Thinkpad-tier serviceable
>speakers not needed

>no anti glare

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Not sure if the modular keyboard is worth it on such a small device but cool design nonetheless

XPS 13 (4K Touch) but a slightly less buggy touchpad and a Ryzen CPU