Jow Forums humor thread

Jow Forums humor thread

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>That usb interface slapped on
Who didn't get the joke that wouldn't have gotten it anyway?

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Dont mind me. Just trying to hit 999999.

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noice

Impressive, very nice

parker fotografia!

Jow Forums is so slow right now, your digits are unimpressive.

good work checkem guy.

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>Just trying to hit 999999
>hits only measly 99999
You 'dun goofucked it up, son.

nice

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based

all of this shit sux. used government dell master race

place me within the capture of the viewport

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>dell
>not hp
it's like you're trying to be second best or something.

dumb script poster

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living on the edge. imagine falling asleep under there and bumping the table leg. oof.

Tfw don't get it.
USB bus I get, but why are there what looks like cereal circles like some brands of cereal have inside?

>living on the edge
he wishes to die but is too afraid to commit

Gee idk either user what does cereal and a bus have to do with anything?

like a real life Case from neuromancer.

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Oh, it's a joke I have to say out loud to get
Great

>right shoulder to zoom in

Universal Serial Bus (USB). OP was making a dumb joke about cereal and serial as well as the universe and the bus

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Better key mboard than a MacBook.

hp shit can't even come close to the dell rugged laptops. even the dell docks have a pci rail for my SDR card

:)

>custom loop

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i haven't seen a nice get in awhile.

would this work with distilled water?

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If you're not an NPC with no interval monologue you don't need to read it out loud.

>AMD
I know it's a meme but there is literally no way to defend Intlel right now because of how many vulnerabilities and how much performance was chopped off overnight due to their incompetence.

You know that suppressing internal voice while reading is a standard technique of speed reading, right? Also that internal monologue refers to something completely different.

why the fuck did mods delete the get, when did gets become illegal?

Basic is worse than C-sick.

Apple's response to Google Glasses will be called iBrowse.

The Pioneer Award I received is a lot nicer than the pie-in-face Award that Bill Gates received at about the same time.

A pair of travelling exhibits on theory of computation was known as the Turing Circus. (Three meanings!)

In the Greek myth of sysfs, every time the programmers thought it was working, they discovered they needed to rewrite it from scratch.

When a monastery sells jams and jellies over the Internet, is that monk e-business?

During the 1980s, millions of computers came to America through LSI-land.

The computer designers who believe processor chips are obsolete must be high on gate-arrayed.

To go with its AIX system (a variant of Unix), IBM redesigned the X Window System and called it Panes. Thus, users of the RT-PC could have AIX and Panes on their machine.

My femmebot wanted an upgrade to be more attractive, so I gave her a sexy new core-set.

In the 1980s, GNU included a program designed to fake the use of COFF format without really understanding it. The program was called Robotussin (COFF medicine for your computer). (That program really existed, and I was disappointed when true support for COFF made Robotussin obsolete.)

When a particularly nasty bug appears close to release time, is that regression to the mean?

The most important part of any digital church is the apse.


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Thanks dad

Kind of uncertain, any sort of impurity might be enough to ionize enough of the water to create a short I imagine, so your system would have to be insanely clean already, and the water can't dissolve anything that it happens to touch say perhaps some glue or paste or something.

>noctua fans are unpopular
>amd is old
>linux is old but archlinux is not
what?

risky but worth it

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its a joke user. Bot nowadays you might call it 'bait'

>it's a joke

t. pyjeet

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>I was only pretending to be retarded

wow, it gaves me a thrill

No one cares and no one wants to buy amd. 2 coworkers just bought i5s 6 core and i also have an i5 6 core as well

rip fagbook

>i haven't seen a nice get in awhile.

It's cause they are specifically against the rules - look it up, not kidding.

Since a long while now.

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Ok pleb

And Louis Rossmann be like
>Don't cum in your lille makbook

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Nice one

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ebin

This. Zoomers need it spelled out or it's not funny.

lol i remember making things like this when i was little

There's nothing to suppress, it isn't the "inner voice" that actually moves your voice muscles, it's the actual one in your head that you also use for speed reading, the meanings pop in your head while just looking at the letter combinations.

But looking at a picture, you'd probably spell it intellaly to analyze, you aren't reading text.

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>why

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Why is this funny? Isn't this legitimately the logo for it?

Wait what... How did we get from N64 sockets to SNES sockets?

This is fake, it has the wrong font, etc.

galaxy cheerios double-decker

good one!

that's the joke

oh no

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You guys have heard of the Apple watch, right?
Walla! The windows watch.

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Not a composite photo, just a carefully arranged still life photo.
Not really tech, but definitely Jow Forums tier autism.

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I don't think it compares to a ceiling hanging pc.

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dave chappelle's macbook ad.
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Loss?

That goes in the computer gore thread.