Suicide booths

It's often not pure helium to stop people doing this exact thing. You're more likely to end up with permanent brain damage than dying. So either get pure helium or a gun (try and shoot directly to the back of your head), or strap some explosives to your head. Britbong here so I don't have access to a gun, so what I'd do is get a long rope and make a proper noose, lather it with oil and drop from 10ft+, or lay my head on a train track, or jump from a high building. Fuck ODing it takes too long and you'll probably throw it up and just feel shitty for the next week.

Someone post the green text where the kid tries this and his mom walks in

Oh you brainlet. Any fucking inert gas will suffocate you without pain. You can use fucking argon which is used for welding

They mix it with some oxygen so it would take hours to die from it. By then the tank will run out and you'll probably just end up with brain damage.

nigga hahaha

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Just jump a bridge lmao

what if you want to use, so you open it up and find the lifeless body of a 18 year old good looking female in it?

I'm going to die anyway, so what's another 15 seconds?

>15 seconds

this lmao. it's cheaper and more versatile

it's not easy to get a gun in a lot of places
not everyone can just walk down to a local supermarket and buy a gun

Taking a daki in with you would be really comfy.

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>sewer slide
enjoy eternal egony in hell

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i should have added ">kill yourself"

if God is real he will have to beg for my forgiveness

I don't know whether to chuckle sensibly or be sad.

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>good looking
>female
pick one

i suppose it depends on whether or not you actually only last 15 seconds

Go sell me one in Russia.

you cannot buy gun in russia?

Sensible chuckle it is then. I thought you might have understood the irony in telling the guy entering a suicide booth to kill himself.

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I can't.

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How many more Jow Forums server's space you're going to waste, asshole?

Welp you certainly outmaneuvered my autistic prowess, I concede.

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As much as I want

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You say that to the evidence:
Evidence number 1

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SIXTY-NINE, DUDES

helium is hell of expensive and migrates through the tiniest gap.

welding grade argon or even nitrogen works just as well.

they don't fucking mix oxygen with welding argon because that would fuck up the weld, you terminal wally.

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I never said they did. I said they mix it with helium you tard mongrel.

I'm not that guy but you did say that you dum dum.

was meant for I'm a dum dum too

What is charcoal suicide

I was referring to the helium tanks and you know it, you rarted fuck nugget

You could have imagined that it's not a female, but a faggot or tranny, to appeal your unnatural urges.
Instead, you shitposted.

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stop wasting valuable helium you piece of shit

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no matter how many mri's you get your fatass is still going to die. just sayin'

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user: "You can use fucking argon which is used for welding"
You: "They mix it with some oxygen so it would take hours to die from it"
??

>not killing yourself with style

Also make sure to eat a lot before killing yourself.

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My bad I should've worded it better, but I was referring to the helium tanks. But even if you have pure argon strapped to a mask there's still a chance the mask has leakage, or you have the pressure too high and pop a lung. Also looking online a cheap gun is about the same price ($120), plus it's quicker. You know what's cheaper still? A rope.

Anyone got link to the story about the schizo artist who cuffed himself to a tree in the forest and threw the key just out of reach?

Would cheese wire separate spine tho? I don't think it's that easy to separate head

How could I imagine a fucking dog? It's a fucking female right there and it's disgusting by design.

God, I wish that was me.

You remind me of these imbeciles
>DID YOU JUST ASSUMED MY GENDER!?
really, how retarded one can be...
You should take some suggestions from this thread.

According to the drawing it would.

Not going out into the desert, od'ing (properly) and becoming dingo food....

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If I wanted to suicide I'd definitely go with something that you can't experience without dying, like decapitation.

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this is the only correct answer
anything else is faggotry

only good way to kys is to take as many people with as you can. my dream suicide is to throw 3 granades into people at the concert and eat the 4th one

What's the case against valium + alcohol? Isn't that a pretty safe bet, and you'll be asleep from the valium?

But user, eating the bomb doesn't do anything. Have you not seen Tom and Jerry?

Waiting for low prices on ebay.
I am incel geek nerd and hate women.

Damn so edgy bro!!!

im 18+ kiddo

Were you never a kid? Born 18+ or something? Wot? Did they have to peel your mother off of you when you were born?

>so young he thinks you need to be young to know who tom and jerry is

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The King in Yellow book mentioned a siucude booth.

Did it actually exist or was it fiction?

just join the army

>What's the case against valium + alcohol? Isn't that a pretty safe bet, and you'll be asleep from the valium?
Good chances to wake up with brain damage.

Futurama also "predicted" that the internet would only be used for porn.

You guys wouldn't happen to know much on ligatures, would you?

Take out a loan and just come to America. Fuck, just spend money and do something bad, why not

it would most likely be much easier to visit america and buy a gun, than to try to get one here

This

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dubs = suicide in one of these boots on Twitch

Helium for balloons is of questionable purity. Go for welding argon instead, since that HAS to be oxygen-free. Or pure nitrogen.
And the point is not to squirt it straight into the lungs, the gases are harmless. The point is to fill a mask up with the gas and wear the mask, with the mask constantly having gas flowing through it, so no atmospheric air can get into the mask, so you'd be breathing pure nitrogen or whatever at like 1.0001 atmospheres. If gas is constantly flowing in and out of the mask from a tank, you'd be breathing no oxygen. That's what kills you.

And you'd be breathing out carbon dioxide, which is what the body uses to tell you that you need to breathe, so it'd be painless. Mostly, you'd get EXTREMELY lightheaded and dizzy for a few seconds before passing out. The thing is if you're breathing pure inert gas, you're also breathing out what remaining oxygen there is in your blood, so this super deoxygenated blood hits your brain and you just conk out super fast. Then the brain dies.

ops pic is made for people like you. quite ironic that you visited this thread

Let's say I wanted to go with Argon.

How much of that would I need given that I use the Exit bag method?

necrophilia time!!!

gas-uk.co.uk/argon-pure-20-litre.html

This should be enough. But seriously if you're going to kill yourself just properly hang yourself with a noose - you'll be unconscious in 10 seconds. Could be an instant death if you snap your neck as well. It's also a lot cheaper and less risk to it.

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People would think that you ripped off your head lol

Hanging has lower risk than exit bags? I thought it was the other way around.

Can't do drop hanging here in my apartment.

I study forensics this year.

Exit bags are notorious for failing, and you could pretty easily botch it and end up a vegetable. Plus the prep isn't really easy. With hanging you can just get a rope and be done with it.

>Can't do drop hanging here in my apartment
Find a bridge with a steel rail or a tall tree.

>Hanging
Fuck off with your meme and go back to watching your spaghetti western movies.

You can even, in theory, commit a proverbial shooting in a hypothetical place where a lot of non-real people will gather.

Hanging is the best easy method. Just make sure the knot and the rope are secure. Try the judicial hanging with a long rope, instant vertebral fracture.
Do it from somewhere high-up outdoors like a roof or a bridge.

I kinda want to die but the possibility of things getting better makes me reconsider.

Helium is a meme, buy nitrogen.

How's hanging a meme, user?
89.5% lethality and you need to consider that most people killing themselves are retarded and probably just tie a belt round their neck and hang in the closet. So doing it properly (good noose and big drop) would be closer to 100% than a dumbass exit bag.

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>spaghetti western movies
When you make your life's work to execute people you're going to be good at it. Hanging was one of the most efficient and cleanest ways to execute someone and is still used in some countries to this day. A lethal injection would be better but you can't legally or realistically buy it.

>Hanging was one of the most efficient and cleanest ways to execute someone
Why did people stop using guillotines for that? It literally cannot get any cleaner.

>nobody posted this yet

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Fucking bullshit, you need to go to the right park at night