Boomers parked all the good domains

>boomers parked all the good domains
>we're relegated to using tlds like tk or cock.li

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>implying cock.li isn't a god tier domain

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>His boomer dad didn't register their lastname.net

>imagine not having a 3 letter domain

>mfw I park a ton of 5 letter and catchy 2 word domains

suck a dick fatgets

>parked
>he cant buy domains from boomer owners for $500

>Giving boomers anything but your middle finger
Pathetic.

Try 50k

penis.com is selling for a fucking million

>mfw there are no .com domains under 5 letters left

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most of them are parked bullshit

tk is free shit
>cock li
wtf are you talking about

>tk is free shit
shit is right.

>.moe exists
>still complaining
baka desu senpai

>he hasn't bought avengewa.co yet

How does this shit even work? Why can't I just say fuck you I'm hosting penis.com off of my laptop?

Because iccan retard. It won't resolve if its not in the DNS.

Make new DNS server?

You'd have to get everyone who wants to use your site to add your DNS server.

there's good ones for cheap out there if you're creative

the problem is that somebody is allowed to control what domains are available. domains are actually like real estate, there's no physical limitation to work around. they've fabricated a shortage to drive domain prices up when in reality there's no good reason you couldn't create your own domain and register it with a public dns. it's just jews being jews.

*are not actually like real estate

Also I want 8.8.8.8 to be my DNS server address.

opennic

.bbs
.chan
.cyb
.dyn
.geek
.gopher
.indy
.libre
.neo
.null
.o
.oss
.oz
.parody
.pirate

Due to having an unusual first name, I was able to park .ca

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.tk registration doesn't fucking work though

>boomers parked all the good domains

There are literally plenty of .moe domains still available, user.

I literally just bought 2

this

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cock.li is giving me SQL errors as of now for some reason.

>these people post on Jow Forums

Don't feel jelly.
I held onto some good domains, sold them not long ago because boredom, last time I checked, 1 is a chink porn-scam site, 1 is a chink pocer-scam site, 3 others are being kept on hold by domain resellers. I don't think it's a very good business.
But yea, getting a decent domain name is a pain in the ass for every startup, I know the pain.
>t.40yo boomer

whoa look out, galaxy brain coming through

"Domain names are like girls, all the good ones are taken, but you can still get one from a strange country if you want"

kek, have a (You)

okay delaunshe